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09-22-2004, 04:32 PM
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Smells Like Victory!
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Sock Drawer
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Female friendly porn.
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Snort!
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For those of us who are kidless, can you explain the connection between the work of Dr. Seuss and coke? |
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09-22-2004, 04:33 PM
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#2147
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
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Originally posted by ilikenewsocks
For those of us who are kidless, can you explain the connection between the work of Dr. Seuss and coke?
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I think anybody who's done much reading of the stuff would not have any doubts about a connection, though technically this is not a Dr. Seuss book... |
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09-22-2004, 04:40 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Female friendly porn.
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Originally posted by ilikenewsocks
For those of us who are kidless, can you explain the connection between the work of Dr. Seuss and coke?
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I would do coke in a house,
and I would do coke with a mouse.
I would do coke in a box,
and I would do coke with a fox.
I would do coke here and there,
say, I would do coke anywhere. |
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09-22-2004, 04:47 PM
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#2149
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Smells Like Victory!
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Sock Drawer
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Female friendly porn.
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
I think anybody who's done much reading of the stuff would not have any doubts about a connection, though technically this is not a Dr. Seuss book...
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Ever since they invented internet porn, my attention to detail has just dropped way off. |
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09-22-2004, 04:50 PM
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Female friendly porn.
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Originally posted by ilikenewsocks
For those of us who are kidless, can you explain the connection between the work of Dr. Seuss and coke?
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Shrooms would be better.
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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09-22-2004, 04:50 PM
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#2151
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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As if there were any doubt
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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09-22-2004, 05:09 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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another dumb law student
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Originally posted by Watchtower
I know that the spelling here is in part a display of your reluctance to invoke the divinity in a way that could be seen as vulgar or obscene, but I really do expect that God prefers that you invoke her by one of her many proper names, and would suggest in the future a simple "Jesus" or, perhaps, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph", "God", "Christ", "My God", or even "Yahweh, who inspires our love and devotion". Believe me, much like porn, using the Lord's name in these situations is something even the holiest seem to do, and, indeed, invoking the Lord to help us when we are frustrated or fed up strikes me as exactly the kind of time we do need his grace.
I am just trying to be helpful, as I know you don't want to offend the Christians on the board.
God Bless.
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Baruch Hashem.
Namaste.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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09-22-2004, 05:11 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Work Etiquette
Link to the UT message board sent to me by a coworker. Odd. Very odd.
http://forums.hornfans.com/php/wwwth...=0&fpart=&vc=1
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-22-2004, 05:18 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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bold_n_brazen
I would do coke in a house,
and I would do coke with a mouse.
I would do coke in a box,
and I would do coke with a fox.
I would do coke here and there,
say, I would do coke anywhere.
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Did you crib this from one of Dan Rather's exclusive memos? |
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09-22-2004, 05:29 PM
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#2155
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Nice try, leagl, but you've been around long enough to know the rule: What happens at ACL stays at ACL. At least on the board. If you want to know how RT became a lesbian, PM me for details!
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She took one look at you?
Get the man a toaster!
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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09-22-2004, 05:29 PM
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Female friendly porn.
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Did you crib this from one of Dan Rather's exclusive memos?
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If she did, she should be fired.
I already know what happened Shifty. RT got a look at you, she got a look at e/o, and she made the choice anyone in that situation would make. She went gay. |
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09-22-2004, 05:34 PM
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
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Female friendly porn.
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Originally posted by leagleaze
I already know what happened Shifty. RT got a look at you, she got a look at e/o, and she made the choice anyone in that situation would make. She went gay.
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I think you mean what any woman would make. Because, well, you know. |
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09-22-2004, 05:36 PM
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Female friendly porn.
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Originally posted by baltassoc
I think you mean what any woman would make. Because, well, you know.
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Come on now, do you think I care what men would do? |
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09-22-2004, 05:37 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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As if there were any doubt
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Anne Rice has lost it.
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I blame Gerry Marshall. I mean, Rosie and Dan in leather? WTF?
(That reminds me .... mmmmm. Dana Delany.) |
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09-22-2004, 05:40 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Female friendly porn.
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
She took one look at you?
Get the man a toaster!
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Speaking of idiots, I was watching the WSOP recently and they did a segment on proposition bets. Naturally, they told the story about how Howard Lederer, a strict vegetarian, once ate a whole cheeseburger to win a prop bet. Then they showed the winner of what has to be the ultimate prop bet, the guy who got breast implants to win a $100k bet. The guy opened his shirt and showed his tits to the camera. Funny thing is, espn put a black box over his nipples. I can understand their being overly cautious in the wake of the Janet Jackson thing, and it's not like I was upset about the presence of the black box, but come on. They're still male nipples, which have historically been shown on television. Do they need to be blocked out just because they're on the end of tits?
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