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10-05-2004, 01:47 PM
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#3016
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Here's a generalization for you
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Maybe its a personal thing, but there's love and there's sex. I've generally never been thinking about love during sex. Sometimes it happens, but usually afterward or leading up to sex.
I don't think I've either said or heard someone say "I love you" at the moment when they're coming. Its usually more animalistic face contortions and heavy breathing, yelling and such...
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Thanks for the visual.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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10-05-2004, 01:47 PM
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#3017
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Here's a generalization for you
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You don't think a man is thinking about anything emotional when he's horny, do you? He's not. Its like being hungry, but more intense.
And I thought women were equally solely appetite-driven when horny. Are you telling me that when women are horny, they're emotional to boot? This conflicts with my experiences. They ususally seem to get emotional only AFTER sex.
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God you are stupid today. |
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10-05-2004, 01:48 PM
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#3018
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Here's a generalization for you
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
God you are stupid today.
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Nah, he's just really horny. |
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10-05-2004, 01:50 PM
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#3019
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Here's a generalization for you
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Nah, he's just really horny.
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Good point. And Exhibit One of his irrationality is that he asked me to fuck him. |
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10-05-2004, 02:01 PM
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#3020
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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"Putting the 'F' back in 'Freedom.'"
RT, would you please watch Team America for us and report back with another movie review?
This Parker and Stone creation apparently makes South Park look as controversial as a Peanuts animated special.
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This is a movie so rough that should, by some strange happenstance, its theme song be nominated for an Oscar — as "Blame Canada" was from the "South Park" movie — there is no way it could actually be performed at the Academy Awards.
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The plot: In short, a CIA-type organization hires a Broadway musical actor to pretend to be an Arab terrorist and infiltrate terrorist organizations. (In the end, the world is safe, the movie claims, thanks to brilliant acting. Ouch.)
"Team America," you see, boldly goes where no one has gone before, sending up post-9/11 terrorism, Arabs, Koreans, the CIA and liberal-minded Hollywood actors all at the same time.
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When you realize the refrain is "Everyone has AIDS, white folks and also spades," you see the direction we're headed in.
Before long, Gary is recruited by the CIA to join Team America, a sort of "Mission: Impossible" squad designed to thwart terrorists. Gary (who would be played by Keanu Reeves if he weren't a puppet) falls for the female leader of Team America, a saucy blonde.
The two puppets have a wild sex scene set, in the version I saw, to Aerosmith's "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing" — the love theme of Bruckheimer's "Armageddon" — in which full androgynous plastic nudity is unbound. But so are the lovemakers' positions. It's an astounding use of inanimate objects.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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10-05-2004, 02:03 PM
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#3021
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Here's a generalization for you
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
God you are stupid today.
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I see some things never change.  |
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10-05-2004, 02:07 PM
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#3022
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Might Be Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Office, door closed.
Posts: 581
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This has absolutely nothing to do with Sebby's sex life
Standing up for truth, justice and the Minnesota Twins
(dah dut dah!)
ESPN.com must be covering their bases. They've pretty much assigned one columnist to suck off the fan base of each playoff team. |
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10-05-2004, 02:13 PM
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#3023
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Here's a generalization for you
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's not as if you have a lot of alternatives, sweetie. Too bad G3 is taken.
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Ugg. |
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10-05-2004, 02:14 PM
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#3024
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Here's a generalization for you
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
am I correct in thinking that the people spewing this crap are married?
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Ugg. |
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10-05-2004, 02:17 PM
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#3025
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Might Be Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Office, door closed.
Posts: 581
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What's so wrong with peace, love and getting it on?
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Ugg.
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Ugg. |
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10-05-2004, 02:22 PM
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#3026
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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What's so wrong with peace, love and getting it on?
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Originally posted by Dave
Ugg.
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Egg.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-05-2004, 02:23 PM
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#3027
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Might Be Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Office, door closed.
Posts: 581
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What Would Sisqo Do?
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October 4, 2004 (Flint, Mich.) —
A burning thong was a little too hot for a Flint, Michigan club. Lead guitarist Joe Klein, of the punk band Treephort, dropped his pants during their set and set his thong on fire. He then stripped off the burning thong and ran around the stage in the raw.
Police and firefighters responded, after someone called 9-1-1. The band's singer Lee Satterfield doesn't know what all the fuss is about. He says they're professionals and know how to do the burning thong thing.
No one was busted. But the club's owner gave the band the hook, cutting short their set.
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10-05-2004, 02:30 PM
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#3028
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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"Putting the 'F' back in 'Freedom.'"
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Originally posted by Gattigap
RT, would you please watch Team America for us and report back with another movie review?
This Parker and Stone creation apparently makes South Park look as controversial as a Peanuts animated special.
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You knew I'd do it anyways, didn't you? I'm actually excited about this one.
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10-05-2004, 02:37 PM
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#3029
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Here's a generalization for you
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Explain what the fuck you're talking about.
When I'm horny I want to fuck. When I'm not horny, I think about getting horny with whoever is attractive in the room and fucking them.
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She could be talking about the fact that many otherwise intelligent men (but apparently none of us here in FB Land) do stupid things in pursuit of gettin' some.
Bill Clinton, for example. Jim Bakker. Gary Hart. Newt Gingrich. Kobe Bryant (assuming his story is true). Hugh Grant. Eddie Murphy. Those kids who killed the weather chick's husband in the real life story that inspired "To Die For."
In short, many men lose their rational thought when lust, uhm, arises. |
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10-05-2004, 02:38 PM
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#3030
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Here's a generalization for you
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Ugg.
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So you are the guy in shorts and Ugg boots? |
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