Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off - Page 334

mmm3587 · 10-27-2004, 11:51 AM

So, I was flipping around the channels after the Sox game last night, and I caught most of The Tonight Show. After reaffirming my long-standing belief that Jay Leno is extremely notfunny, I watched the rest of the show.

It was a rerun from a few months ago. Dave Chappelle was quite funny, as always. His humor didn't really get The Tonight Show crowd or Jay Leno going, but that's probably to his credit.

Anyway, after him, they had the two-woman U.S. woman beach volleyball team which won the gold medal on. These chicks were weird. They showed show shots of them rolling around on the ground together, and one of them made a comment about how there was some questioning in the media whether they are straight or not. Then the dominant blonde one started holding the hand of the other one. I thought this meant that they were openly involved, but then there was this whole bit about how the submissive brunette was getting married to some guy pretty soon. Jay Leno asked her about it, and she launched into some long, pathetic discussion of her ring, without even mentioning her fiance once. Pure valley girl.

Anyway, the whole thing was weird. Blonde was dominating brunette and wouldn't let her talk, and Blonde was holding Brunette's hand. When Brunette did talk, it was weird and uncomfortable.

Did anyone see this? Is there some back story on these two? Why were they holding hands? Doesn't The Tonight Show have some better makeup people to make these women with great bodies look at least decent from the neck up?

robustpuppy · 10-27-2004, 12:01 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
She will be the new Mrs. Kiss. Mark my words. Hell, I could live in Cambodia if I had Angelina. GWNC, you can come visit any time. You too RP.

I would like to get SOME work done today, so you stop with that.

spookyfish · 10-27-2004, 12:04 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
retroCRUSH does The 100 Scariest Movie Scenes of All Time.

Not recommended for late night reading.

Not a bad list, although I'll defer to BRC on this one.

But, just for balt:

Bad_Rich_Chic · 10-27-2004, 12:13 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
retroCRUSH does The 100 Scariest Movie Scenes of All Time.

Not recommended for late night reading.

Heh. I took their challenge (ID the movies by the snapshots alone), and:

Couldn't place 29
Got 2 wrong
Got 69 right.

I watch too many movies. I am impressed with the number of movies that aren't really "horror" movies.

greatwhitenorthchick · 10-27-2004, 12:13 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
She will be the new Mrs. Kiss. Mark my words. Hell, I could live in Cambodia if I had Angelina. GWNC, you can come visit any time. You too RP.

Now that is a foursome.

Jack Manfred · 10-27-2004, 12:23 PM

I don't mean to hinder all of the same-sex sexiness that ABBA is fostering, but I have an actual fashion question:

I have a friend (yes, a friend) who is obese and who needs at least one, probably two suits. Where in the Bay Area would you send such a person to shop? Are suit separates acceptable in this situation? The person is male, and tailoring a suit with a six-inch drop will not solve the problem. I think we're talking XXXL and/or 19.5 inch neck, for the technically inclined on the board.

You may now resume your Angelina Jolie fantasies.

dtb · 10-27-2004, 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Now that is a foursome.

Gosh. I feel left out, girls.

On a related note, we had some Brazilians (people, not the depilatory treatment) visit recently, and we were talking about the beach volleyball teams. Apparently, one of the women from the "A" team from Brazil is a lesbian. That's not the point, though (except to the extent you want to make her part of your orgy). The oddity is that the word for lesbian in Portuguese (in Brazil, anyway) translates to "big shoes". WTF?

robustpuppy · 10-27-2004, 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Now that is a foursome.

Not that y'all aren't enough for me, but at some point let's call him and make it five:

robustpuppy · 10-27-2004, 12:42 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
On a related note, we had some Brazilians (people, not the depilatory treatment) visit recently, and we were talking about the beach volleyball teams. Apparently, one of the women from the "A" team from Brazil is a lesbian. That's not the point, though (except to the extent you want to make her part of your orgy). The oddity is that the word for lesbian in Portuguese (in Brazil, anyway) translates to "big shoes". WTF?

You know what they say about girls with big feet.

dtb · 10-27-2004, 12:43 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You know what they say about girls with big feet.

Evidently not...

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-27-2004, 12:46 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Not that y'all aren't enough for me, but at some point let's call him and make it five:

He's bald.

But you'd better have Angelina if you want him to even consider it.

TM

taxwonk · 10-27-2004, 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Hey, puppy, it's one thing to have that little kitty hanging off a clothesline, but this is too much:

It's not her kid; it's the Wonk Monster. And that's the only way we can keep him from trying to teach the cat to fly.

taxwonk · 10-27-2004, 12:53 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Perfect breasts will, however, get you an 8-ball when you really, really need one.

I'm just saying...

Not without good mouth skills.

taxwonk · 10-27-2004, 12:59 PM

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Originally posted by Jack Manfred
I don't mean to hinder all of the same-sex sexiness that ABBA is fostering, but I have an actual fashion question:

I have a friend (yes, a friend) who is obese and who needs at least one, probably two suits. Where in the Bay Area would you send such a person to shop? Are suit separates acceptable in this situation? The person is male, and tailoring a suit with a six-inch drop will not solve the problem. I think we're talking XXXL and/or 19.5 inch neck, for the technically inclined on the board.

You may now resume your Angelina Jolie fantasies.

Suit separates are either acceeptable or absolutely necessary. The only alternatives are made-to-measure or custom, neither of which is cheap and if your friend needs only one or two suits, I'm guessing they needn't be the height of sartorial splendor.

Replaced_Texan · 10-27-2004, 01:09 PM

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Originally posted by Jack Manfred
I don't mean to hinder all of the same-sex sexiness that ABBA is fostering, but I have an actual fashion question:

I have a friend (yes, a friend) who is obese and who needs at least one, probably two suits. Where in the Bay Area would you send such a person to shop? Are suit separates acceptable in this situation? The person is male, and tailoring a suit with a six-inch drop will not solve the problem. I think we're talking XXXL and/or 19.5 inch neck, for the technically inclined on the board.

You may now resume your Angelina Jolie fantasies.

I would send your friend to someplace like Neimans or Saks or Nordstroms. Ask for one of their personal shoppers and explain the problem. Those people can be very good, and if they don't have anything that would work, they can direct your friend to somewhere that will have good suits in his size.