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09-24-2004, 01:49 PM
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#2266
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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The week for previously straight lawyers to come out
Ok, so Miranda is probably still straight. Cynthia Nixon is apparently in a relationship with another woman. Her coming out sounds more legitimate than mine did.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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09-24-2004, 01:51 PM
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#2267
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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The week for previously straight lawyers to come out
I've suspected this ever since she played Sunshine in Little Darlings.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-24-2004, 01:57 PM
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#2268
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Teledildonics, anyone?
Anybody want to try out the sinulator?
(spree- article re new cybersex options; I don't think there were any work-inappropriate pictures)
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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09-24-2004, 02:58 PM
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#2269
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Happy Birthday
To a special certain someone, Happy Birthday (this weekend). I hope you have a great weekend and I expect a full report. Remember, I live vicariously through you.
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09-24-2004, 03:09 PM
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#2270
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Your News in Review
Catholicism's problem with molesting little boys knows no gender-bounds - http://www.journalnow.com/servlet/Sa...78113699&path=!localnews&s=1037645509099 (news article about a nun being sentenced after pleading no contest to chages of molesting a child)
Former attorney pleads guilty to sexually exploiting his son (by taking a photo of him mooning) right before his jury returns a not guilty verdict. Doh! http://www.tennessean.com/local/arch...58212632.shtml
Enzyte doesn't work to make your dick bigger. I'm shocked! http://edition.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/0...eut/index.html ("Enzyte is more successful subtracting from the male wallet than it is adding to the male organ."
-- David Schardt, senior nutritionist, Center for Science in the Public Interest)
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Boogers!
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09-24-2004, 03:09 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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argh
I realize you are all just playing around with the fba, but someone has to take a stand against the inanities of the world. Today, let it be me.
Please, if you want to wish someone a happy birthday, send them a PM. Or IM or email, or phone call or show up at their doorstep naked bearing dried plums.
Don't do it here!
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09-24-2004, 03:16 PM
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#2272
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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argh
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I realize you are all just playing around with the fba, but someone has to take a stand against the inanities of the world. Today, let it be me.
Please, if you want to wish someone a happy birthday, send them a PM. Or IM or email, or phone call or show up at their doorstep naked bearing dried plums.
Don't do it here!
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Oh, but I can tell you what a lovely birthday suit you have on today? |
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09-24-2004, 03:30 PM
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#2273
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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argh
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I realize you are all just playing around with the fba, but someone has to take a stand against the inanities of the world. Today, let it be me.
Please, if you want to wish someone a happy birthday, send them a PM. Or IM or email, or phone call or show up at their doorstep naked bearing dried plums.
Don't do it here!
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i.e. Stop the Inanity!
(I gave up fighting this fight awhile ago, but still note - with some glee - the continuing slow attrition of this board.)
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Boogers!
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09-24-2004, 03:34 PM
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#2274
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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argh
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Originally posted by LessinSF
i.e. Stop the Inanity!
(I gave up fighting this fight awhile ago, but still note - with some glee - the continuing slow attrition of this board.)
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I think the attrition has picked up quite a bit lately, actually. I'm not sure, though, that the fairly infrequent birthday posts are the cause.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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09-24-2004, 03:38 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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argh
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think the attrition has picked up quite a bit lately, actually. I'm not sure, though, that the fairly infrequent birthday posts are the cause.
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True, but Slave and his socks are back from vacation now.
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09-24-2004, 03:38 PM
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#2276
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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The week for previously straight lawyers to come out
I have no idea how this woman became famous. I cringe when I look at her. I want to put mascara on her or tone down her hair or something. I think SJP is not attractive either. |
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09-24-2004, 03:44 PM
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#2277
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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argh
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I realize you are all just playing around with the fba, but someone has to take a stand against the inanities of the world. Today, let it be me.
Please, if you want to wish someone a happy birthday, send them a PM. Or IM or email, or phone call or show up at their doorstep naked bearing dried plums.
Don't do it here!
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I want you to wish me a happy birthday. When it's time. But I prefer dried apricots. |
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09-24-2004, 04:04 PM
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#2278
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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The week for previously straight lawyers to come out
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I have no idea how this woman became famous. I cringe when I look at her. I want to put mascara on her or tone down her hair or something. I think SJP is not attractive either.
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I hear you. She looks like an alien with that long neck and pea head. Its like she got stuck developmentally in that gangly period in adolescence.
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09-24-2004, 04:12 PM
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#2279
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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argh
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I realize you are all just playing around with the fba, but someone has to take a stand against the inanities of the world. Today, let it be me.
Please, if you want to wish someone a happy birthday, send them a PM. Or IM or email, or phone call or show up at their doorstep naked bearing dried plums.
Don't do it here!
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Thanks for ruining my birthday. |
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09-24-2004, 04:18 PM
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#2280
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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argh
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I want you to wish me a happy birthday. When it's time. But I prefer dried apricots.
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I will be there with all the dried fruit you desire.
Last edited by greatwhitenorthchick; 09-24-2004 at 04:43 PM..
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