Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
bartender = daughter of rich parents making extra money to support blow habit.

Can I get an introduction?

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by dtb
So, for those of you with kids, and for those of you who were once kids (I know this is most of you, but I have my doubts about Slave...), do your kids' friends call you by your first name, or [Mr.][Mrs.][Ms.] + surname (and for those of you sans offspring -- do you prefer/insist that children address you by your first name, or the title-surname combo)?

I ask because most of my kids' friends call me either by my first name, or "Augustin**'s mom", but lately, I have found that people introduce me to their children as Mrs.dtb -- I'm afraid it's because of my wrinkles and saggy boobs. Am I being paranoid?

No. It's a cultural/personal preference thing.

For example, "Gaplet's Dad" is usually a construction made by the kids. Given that my relevance is really just an extension of the Gaplet, this is somewhat logical.

Some parents tell their kids to call me Mr. Gap, but I think that's just because some parents are more formal.

As an aside, in the South, people often add a "Mr." or "Ms." with one's first name -- "Mr. Gatti" -- though I haven't seen that as much in other areas of the country.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Can I get an introduction?

You wound me.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
horses = rich =worth money.

Forget the mini. Buy a pickup truck and throw your saddle in the back. Everyone will assume the saddle isn't worth a thing, except for rich horse owners who will be able to admire the fine, hand-made (to order) craftsmanship. They, of course, wouldn't steal it because they are rich and don't want to throw the saddle in the back of their expensive cars for fear of the car being broken into and their nice new saddle stolen.

Carry your lunchbox with you at all times, though.

TM

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I can't stick my fist in my mouth either. I haven't really encountered capacity issues in the past and I think I have the gag reflex pretty much under control, but I'm not sure that I give very good blow-jobs, even though I did study Thurgreed's handy guide. What's the correlation between fist-fist-in-the-mouth ability and quality of blowjob?

Absolutely no correlation; really, I just like to poke at fringey's self-imposed inadequacies, since she likes to make fun of mine. Bitch.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Gattigap
No. It's a cultural/personal preference thing.

For example, "Gaplet's Dad" is usually a construction made by the kids. Given that my relevance is really just an extension of the Gaplet, this is somewhat logical.

Some parents tell their kids to call me Mr. Gap, but I think that's just because some parents are more formal.

As an aside, in the South, people often add a "Mr." or "Ms." with one's first name -- "Mr. Gatti" -- though I haven't seen that as much in other areas of the country.

Hmmm.

Yes, I think you must be right.

Although I don't live in the south, I do insist that my household staff call me "Mrs. Henrietta**" -- it just wouldn't be proper any other way!

(Obviously, I'm kidding -- the babysitters do call me Mrs. [my first name here], but they are from the south -- South America, that is, and it doesn't sound as out-of-place in Spanish.)






**not a pseudonym -- that's my real first name!!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I haven't really encountered capacity issues in the past and I think I have the gag reflex pretty much under control, but I'm not sure that I give very good blow-jobs, even though I did study Thurgreed's handy guide.

You sound like you're doing okay.

But, remember two things:

1. If you seem like you're really enjoying it, he will too.

2. No matter how silly you think it sounds, if you moan like a porn star who loves sucking dick, it will seem like you enjoy it.

TM

[ilikenewsocks]

Originally posted by dtb
**not a pseudonym -- that's my real first name!!

That is so hot.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Can I get an introduction?

Sure, but you're not hot enough for her. She's a total Swedish babe and can afford to be pretty discriminating in the looks department. She doesn't care so much about personalities. I'm afraid you wouldn't make the cut.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Sure, but you're not hot enough for her. She's a total Swedish babe and can afford to be pretty discriminating in the looks department. She doesn't care so much about personalities. I'm afraid you wouldn't make the cut.

So to come back to fringey's point, why does she have to pay for her own blow?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

So Ms. Slothrop was in an accident last week -- someone plowed into the car behind her, knocking it into her car. I suspect we need a new bumper, and was under the impression that once they've been struck with force, they lose their shock-protective capacities to some degree. But Ms. Slothrop took the car, which is about four years old and not a Saab, FWIW, to the dealer today, and the guy there scoffed at her question and said the bumper was fine. This was without much inspection of said bumper, and this fellow has scoffed at her before -- in her view, he would rather not talk to women, at least about their cars -- so we are not comforted. Anyone think we need a new bumper?

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
So to come back to fringey's point, why does she have to pay for her own blow?

I think because most of the tiem she's hoooking up with other cokeheads or chicks (or chicks who are cokeheads) and not ugly rich guys...hooking up with hot guys does not mean that you're hooking up with rich hot guys.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I think because most of the tiem she's hoooking up with other cokeheads or chicks (or chicks who are cokeheads) and not ugly rich guys...hooking up with hot guys does not mean that you're hooking up with rich hot guys.

If you're operating on a theory that very hot women actually have to hook up with ugly rich guys, rather than act as if they are willing to hook up with ugly rich guys, to score free blow.

Where is b_n_b today, anyway?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by dtb
So, for those of you with kids, and for those of you who were once kids (I know this is most of you, but I have my doubts about Slave...), do your kids' friends call you by your first name, or [Mr.][Mrs.][Ms.] + surname (and for those of you sans offspring -- do you prefer/insist that children address you by your first name, or the title-surname combo)?

I ask because most of my kids' friends call me either by my first name, or "Augustin**'s mom", but lately, I have found that people introduce me to their children as Mrs.dtb -- I'm afraid it's because of my wrinkles and saggy boobs. Am I being paranoid?

**A pseudonym.

I think there is a bit of conservatism in the air on how people deal with each other. The tech boom is over, people (at least some of them) are wearing suits all too often, and children are addressing adults as Mr. or Mrs. Whatever. I also think that as kids age, they are expected to be more respectful to adults, so Mr. and Mrs. are used more as kids get past the early, anything goes stage. So between your kids aging and these conservative Bush years, you're getting treated with more deference (at least to your face).

I've been hearing this more often lately myself, and I have neither wrinkles nor sagging boobs. Though there are some grey hairs starting to appear.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
So to come back to fringey's point, why does she have to pay for her own blow?

Well, it's kind of a moot point now, because that was years ago and now she teaches deaf children or something. But next time she's in town visiting, I'll invite you out so you two can have a Q and A session.