Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Not Hansel. Captain von Trapp (hi, PLF!).

Hi!

And kudos to you!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by mmm3587
When a woman says that she doesn't feel like having sex with you, or her emotions are telling her that you guys aren't right for each other, or that she's not in the mood, I'm not sure that those are really problems with her feelings or emotions or mood, if you know what I mean. And I'm sure that you do.

Hey! My favorite mental patient is pretending he took me off ignore. I assume you want to play chess again?

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by RealityBites
Is it always this slow? Sheesh, I was looking for a little action.

You gotta start some to get some.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Ususally there is something specific, though she may not be able to pinpoint it. Something may have bothered her more than usual and small aggravations just exacerbate her bad mood. Something you said or did pissed her off, and while it may be stupid for her to be pissed off, she's not looking particularly favorably on you. Things that ordinarily she may let slide get called on more. She's not as affectionate or as responsive to your affection. Any of this sound familiar?

Nope. Sometimes she gets down. This time she said it was based on feeling she had that she couldn't really explain. No anger. No loss of consortium. No pissiness. No depression. Just a sad mood, I guess.

Whatever. We've exhausted this one.

TM

[SlaveNoMore]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Nope. Sometimes she gets down. This time she said it was based on feeling she had that she couldn't really explain. No anger. No loss of consortium. No pissiness. No depression. Just a sad mood, I guess.

Whatever. We've exhausted this one.

TM

I orginally read "gets" at "goes" - but it really doesn't change the sentiment thayt much, other than to explain why you're annoyed.

[TalkSock]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
But a very lucky girl has already claimed me.

Actually, I don't do shorts. I tend to dress more like this:

You chop down trees
You wear high heels
suspendies and a braaaaa.

You wish you'd been a girlie
Just like your dear Mamaaaa.

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Hi!

And kudos to you!

Thanks. I come by here once in a blue moon and now I've got the stupid sound of music soundtrack playing through my mind...

ugh.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I just don't understand how emotions that seemingly pop up all of a sudden out of nowhere can't be controlled.
TM

Is it "all of a sudden" when you're watching The Shawshank Redemption right after Brooks kills himself and the room gets a little dusty?

I miss Brooks [SNIFF].

[TalkSock]

Originally posted by RealityBites
Thanks. I come by here once in a blue moon and now I've got the stupid sound of music soundtrack playing through my mind...

ugh.

Could be worse. Could be the Lumberjack song.

And in the news....how drunk was this guy?

BUCHAREST, Romania - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken’s neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said on Monday.

It said 67-year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

“I confused it with the chicken’s neck,” Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. “I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it.”

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by RealityBites
Thanks. I come by here once in a blue moon and now I've got the stupid sound of music soundtrack playing through my mind...

ugh.

Thanks. I check in for a little pre-Amtrak amusement and now I've got a mental image of the von Trapp kids skipping through the mountains singing "I'm a Lumberjack".

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by RealityBites
Thanks. I come by here once in a blue moon and now I've got the stupid sound of music soundtrack playing through my mind...

ugh.

I am not sure why this was a response to me given that it was Not Bob who keeps referencing the Von Tripp/Trapp Family Singers, but on behalf of Not Bob and the entire board, please allow me to sincerely apologize for any inconvenience any given post may have caused you. We really really missed you and will all be really really sad if you leave again.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Thanks. I check in for a little pre-Amtrak amusement and now I've got a mental image of the von Trapp kids skipping through the mountains singing "I'm a Lumberjack".

They're OK (O.K.).

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I am not sure why this was a response to me given that it was Not Bob who keeps referencing the Von Tripp/Trapp Family Singers, but on behalf of Not Bob and the entire board, please allow me to sincerely apologize for any inconvenience any given post may have caused you. We really really missed you and will all be really really sad if you leave again.

Oh, I thought I was responding to Not Bob when I replied. Oh well, no need to shed any tears and mess up your pretty little face.

Andto the Lumberjack post, I think that is a step up from the Sound of Music.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by RealityBites
Oh And to the Lumberjack post, I think that is a step up from the Sound of Music.

Maybe, but in my twisted brain, the von Trapp kids are singing it von Trapp style, not Monty Python style. Oh the humanity!

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Hey! My favorite mental patient is pretending he took me off ignore. I assume you want to play chess again?

TM

I haven't had you on ignore for a while, only because there's no way to really ignore, and you still see the interspersed lines saying someone you have on ignore posted something.

But, really, arguing with you is less like chess than it is talking to the fat kid down the street who tried to cheat at checkers. He was always doing shit like triple-kinging and jumping over two checkers next to each other and jumping off the board and shit like that. No matter how much you jump up and down, hit your head against the wall and scream loudly about how right you are, it doesn't make it true.

But then, it sounds like you're realizing that with your problems with your girlfriend. Gee, I can't imagine that I you're not a fun person to be in a relationship with. Color me amazed! What the fuck is wrong with that stupid bitch? Ah, yes, emotion! Stupid whore.