Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by RealityBites
Oh, I thought I was responding to Not Bob when I replied. Oh well, no need to shed any tears and mess up your pretty little face.

Andto the Lumberjack post, I think that is a step up from the Sound of Music.

Oh, I see. Here's the trick. You need to press the "Quote" button that is located within the post to which you are replying in order to specifically reply to that post.

While I'm being helpful, I noticed your location is "Up your a$$." Unlike the old board, the name of which shall not be spoken here, you can swear on this board. If you are concerned about offending delicate sensibilities, then worry no longer. I am pretty sure ltl used the word "ass" in a post just today without substituting dollar signs for the . . . um . . I am not sure how to type the plural of s. Anyhoo, there was little or no outrage (that I know of) when she did it, so you can probably just come right out and use the word "ass" here with impunity.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I am not sure how to type the plural of s

In German, a voiced double "s" is known as an esszet. You could use that in a pinch.

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Oh, I see. Here's the trick. You need to press the "Quote" button that is located within the post to which you are replying in order to specifically reply to that post.

While I'm being helpful, I noticed your location is "Up your a$$." Unlike the old board, the name of which shall not be spoken here, you can swear on this board. If you are concerned about offending delicate sensibilities, then worry no longer. I am pretty sure ltl used the word "ass" in a post just today without substituting dollar signs for the . . . um . . I am not sure how to type the plural of s. Anyhoo, there was little or no outrage (that I know of) when she did it, so you can probably just come right out and use the word "ass" here with impunity.

Yes, I see the quote button, and I pressed it. However, I was thinking that I was quoting the Not Bob portion of the post rather than your portion. If it makes you feel better, I don't blame you at all for the Sound of Music songs going through my head. Although, you sure do bring to mind A Few of My Favorite Things.

I have seen the free flowing use of the a$$ word on this board. However, I am fairly certain that when I signed up for this board, similarly to today, I was at work. Rather than test the abilities of the Big Brother-like people who monitor our computer usage (and keyboard strokes), I thought I would play it safe. So, if it's all the same to you, I will remain up your a$$.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Oh, I see. Here's the trick. You need to press the "Quote" button that is located within the post to which you are replying in order to specifically reply to that post.

While I'm being helpful, I noticed your location is "Up your a$$." Unlike the old board, the name of which shall not be spoken here, you can swear on this board. If you are concerned about offending delicate sensibilities, then worry no longer. I am pretty sure ltl used the word "ass" in a post just today without substituting dollar signs for the . . . um . . I am not sure how to type the plural of s. Anyhoo, there was little or no outrage (that I know of) when she did it, so you can probably just come right out and use the word "ass" here with impunity.

Or fuck. You can use that word too.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by mmm3587
I haven't had you on ignore for a while, only because there's no way to really ignore, and you still see the interspersed lines saying someone you have on ignore posted something.

But, really, arguing with you is less like chess than it is talking to the fat kid down the street who tried to cheat at checkers. He was always doing shit like triple-kinging and jumping over two checkers next to each other and jumping off the board and shit like that. No matter how much you jump up and down, hit your head against the wall and scream loudly about how right you are, it doesn't make it true.

But then, it sounds like you're realizing that with your problems with your girlfriend. Gee, I can't imagine that I you're not a fun person to be in a relationship with. Color me amazed! What the fuck is wrong with that stupid bitch? Ah, yes, emotion! Stupid whore.

Stick to checkers.

TM

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by TalkSock
And in the news....how drunk was this guy?

BUCHAREST, Romania - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken’s neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said on Monday.

It said 67-year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

“I confused it with the chicken’s neck,” Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. “I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it.”

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

Sometimes a penis is just a penis.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Stick to checkers.

TM

you do agree i was right about Chauncey though right?

I haven't seen Derrick Coleman play much the last few years. Does he have anything left? I Can't imagine how Larry is going to cut this roster to 12.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Sometimes a penis is just a penis.

Other times, it is a peni$.

Heart,

$hape $hifter

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by TalkSock
And in the news....how drunk was this guy?

BUCHAREST, Romania - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken’s neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said on Monday.

It said 67-year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

“I confused it with the chicken’s neck,” Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. “I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it.”

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

Ya know, this is precisely why we lock the kitchen drawers before Sidd starts drinking.

[TalkSock]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Sometimes a penis is just a penis.

Unless it tastes like chicken.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by RealityBites
So, if it's all the same to you, I will remain up your a$$.

I understand the work-related concerns, and you are probably wise to substitute the dollars signs. But, to tell you the truth, it is not really all the same to me. With the dollars signs substituted for the esszet, it kind of feels like you are using a condom.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you do agree i was right about Chauncey though right?

Of course not.

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I haven't seen Derrick Coleman play much the last few years. Does he have anything left? I Can't imagine how Larry is going to cut this roster to 12.

Coleman has to be one of the biggest busts in NBA history. What a supreme waste of talent. He should have been a hall of famer. Imagine how good he would have been if he (i) gave a shit, (ii) worked out and (iii) didn't have the injuries. I would never want someone like that on my team.

TM

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I understand the work-related concerns, and you are probably wise to substitute the dollars signs. But, to tell you the truth, it is not really all the same to me. With the dollars signs substituted for the esszet, it kind of feels like you are using a condom.

I know you prefer bareback, but there's nothing I can do to help you out. Sorry. It's esszet for you.

Thanks, Gwinky for the great new word.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by RealityBites
Oh, I thought I was responding to Not Bob when I replied. Oh well, no need to shed any tears and mess up your pretty little face.

You don't call, you don't write. Sniff. It's like you don't love me anymore. And after I got a "Winona Forever" tattoo, too.

Sniff. You deserve the Von Tripp/Von Trapps and then some, missy.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Other times, it is a peni$.

Heart,

$hape $hifter

From now on, SS, I'm just calling you esszat. Nothing quite so fancy for me.

G^3