Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[SlaveNoMore]

greatwhitenorthchick
I would not, however a friend described our three-way (in which he fell asleep!!! - because he smoked too much pot (or so I tell myself)) to a room full of people. Fortunately, I did not know them too well and I was dressed as Morticia Addams (it was Halloween) so I did not feel embarassed. He thought it was funny that he fell asleep. Very funny indeed.

Just as an fyi, and because you may be wondering, I have had a three-way in which no-one fell asleep. Not that that says anything about my boringness or lack thereof in a three-way.

This reads like a resume.

Are you auditioning?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
This reads like a resume.

Are you auditioning?

Dear GWNC,

How are you? Pity about that nice Jim Carrey fellow becoming an American Citizen. First Brett Hull, and now the Grinch. Alan Thicke must be next. Tsk-tsk.

Oh, Slave forgot to add the following:

"And will you leave the Morticia Adams costume on? Thanks."

Signed,
Slave's Mother

[Gattigap]

My new favorite blog. Check it out for actual movie pitches that fall flat here in LA.

And Flinty, don't worry, man. Keep plugging with those film ideas, and sooner or later, one will hit!

"It isn’t just the monkey that sets 'Laughing My Sphincter Off' apart from other cancer memoirs, it’s also my skewed sense of humor. The one-two-punch of the monkey’s low down physical commentary coupled with my friskiness of mind give the reader a unique look inside the soul of a person battling colorectal cancer"

Ah, our first MONKEY reference. There will be more. Trust me.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Gattigap
My new favorite blog. Check it out for actual movie pitches that fall flat here in LA.

And Flinty, don't worry, man. Keep plugging with those film ideas, and sooner or later, one will hit!

Well, maybe if I had better representation from my so-called high- powered LA attorney/magnate/pimp, the world wouldn't have to wait so long for "Monkey Colon: The Musical". I should pay you by the project instead of by the hour.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Well, maybe if I had better representation from my so-called high- powered LA attorney/magnate/pimp, the world wouldn't have to wait so long for "Monkey Colon: The Musical". I should pay you by the project instead of by the hour.

Look, I got you a bite from UPN, and I told you that you shouldn't have held out so long for Producing, Directing, and Starring as The Colon.

Despite conventional wisdom about the quality of the product once it's done, there are only so many studios that will accept shit when it's part of the movie's main premise.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I haven't watched this episode yet, so I don't know what's going on, but you can get snarky recaps of all of the episodes that have aired at Television Without Pity

BTW, "Lost" in HD is fucking spectacular.

[SlaveNoMore]

Not Bob
"And will you leave the Morticia Adams costume on? Thanks."

Signed,
Slave's Mother

Bless her dear heart.

Always looking out for her bambino.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by RealityBites

Aren't they all dead? I watched it last night for the first time, and only half of it, but I saw where Locke found he could walk and him killing the monster... It just seemed like they were caught in some limbo world and they are living out their fantasies... But I want to know more, so if any of you tv junkies can enlighten me on the first two (or did I miss more) that would be great.

Cool theory. But how do you explain the shared experiences, then? And how come some of them are dead and some of them are alive? Wouldn't they all have to be alive (in their fantasies) for it to work?

TM

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by andViolins
Ohio (hi Spooky!) is a swing state as well. I am getting crushed by the creepy Bush/Saudi link radio ad on every station at any time of the day.

aV

Hi!

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Look, I got you a bite from UPN, and I told you that you shouldn't have held out so long for Producing, Directing, and Starring as The Colon.

Despite conventional wisdom about the quality of the product once it's done, there are only so many studios that will accept shit when it's part of the movie's main premise.

Tell that to Sandler.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Look, I got you a bite from UPN, and I told you that you shouldn't have held out so long for Producing, Directing, and Starring as The Colon.

Despite conventional wisdom about the quality of the product once it's done, there are only so many studios that will accept shit when it's part of the movie's main premise.

I liked Flinty's pilot of My Shit, Your Fan. Really ahead of its time. Too bad there's so much other shit out right now. It kinda got lost in the pile.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I liked Flinty's pilot of My Shit, Your Fan. Really ahead of its time. Too bad there's so much other shit out right now. It kinda got lost in the pile.

Oh, man. You should've seen the pitch sessions for that one.

"See? See that monkey raise his right eyebrow in that frame? That's the sign of pure fucking art, Marty. Sign the kid up today, or I'm taking him down the street to Warner."

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Oh, man. You should've seen the pitch sessions for that one.

"See? See that monkey raise his right eyebrow in that frame? That's the sign of pure fucking art, Marty. Sign the kid up today, or I'm taking him down the street to Warner."

Just think of all the merchandising tie-ins that could have been.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Just think of all the merchandising tie-ins that could have been.

No kidding.

Toys-R-Us was giving us primo, toddler-eye-level space.

(The Burger King promo would've been more of a challenge, though.)

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Gattigap

Poll: Would you describe your three way to a wide group of people who you actually know (and who know you)?

Damn, it's good to be back...

Carry on.