Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I'm beyond disgusted.

eta: They just brought in Pedro. Maybe miracles can happen

Bad? Absolutely.
Positively pathetic.
Yankees have no heart.

A "team" built with cash
Is a team in name only
The answer: Spend more?

Shock and then comes fear.
Followed by disappointment.
Acceptance sets in.

Congratulations.
The only words in order.
When Babe Ruth's curse ends.

As you can see, after the second inning I had a lot of time to sit and think of haiku. Kevin Brown should be drawn and quartered. He had nothing in the first. Why not send him out in the second too? Torre managed like crap. Two pitchers should have been up when we were batting in the bottom of the first. Although, to be fair, what the fuck got into Derek Lowe? a 7-inning one-hitter? This is why I think this Yankee team has less heart than any since the 80s. I'd rather have the Paul O'Neils who would scratch your eyes out with their last remaining strength than a $25 million fraud.

It was fun while it lasted. Life goes on (even if I am at home for a day of mourning).

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=ricci/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=11veor39u/*-http%3A//www.olho.nu/nhaca-spot/_img/pic_christina-ricci.jpg[/IMG]
Can I just say I looove that necklace?

Order of things I noticed in this picture:

(1) Boobs
(2) Boobs
(3) Eyes
(4) Boobs
(5) Eyes
(6) Lips
(7) Boobs
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.(3,000,000) Necklace

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Order of things I noticed in this picture:

(1) Boobs
(2) Boobs
(3) Eyes
(4) Boobs
(5) Eyes
(6) Lips
(7) Boobs
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.(3,000,000) Necklace

There's also a matching bracelet.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
There's also a matching bracelet.

And matching nipples, which I somehow omitted from my previous list. Substitute two of the those "boobs" with "nipples".

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Or just recognition of the unlikelihood of such an offer.

Or a statement of his further hopes for the encounter.

Or an exclamation before he ran to the bathroom to clean up.

Or, me whiffing.

GWNC was right. I stubbed my toe. God damn, that hurts. It is my own fault for wearing open-toed shoes to the office.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

A guy called Alex Rodriguez just called to speak to one of the partners who sits by me. What a day to have that name.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
GWNC was right. I stubbed my toe. God damn, that hurts. It is my own fault for wearing open-toed shoes to the office.

Woo hoo!! What do I win?!?!

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
There's also a matching bracelet.

Looks like the ring might match, too. But the photo cuts off her hand. Does anyone have a photo that shows the entire ring?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
GWNC was right. I stubbed my toe. God damn, that hurts. It is my own fault for wearing open-toed shoes to the office.

hmph. At least you get to wear open toed shoes to the office.

I note that it is October 21 and the heat index in Houston, Texas is over 100 degrees Fahrenheit. This is wrong and against nature. At the most, we should be in the high 70s, low 80s at this point. Our air conditioning should be a supplement, not a necessity. We should be contemplating our sweater drawers and our cool weather closets. Our nipples should be getting hard when we walk outside at night, because we were ill prepared for it to be quite that chilly. My only conclusion is that God wants the (also Yankee) Red Sox to suffer in the heat so they will be easier to beat.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Order of things I noticed in this picture:

(1) Boobs
(2) Boobs
(3) Eyes
(4) Boobs
(5) Eyes
(6) Lips
(7) Boobs
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.(3,000,000) Necklace

Weird. I saw that picture and thought to myself, "Aren't you not supposed to drink in a hot tub? Hmmm, I wonder if that is champagne or Prosecco."

Seeing that picture did cause me to do a Google image search for Ricci, so I could determine whether she makes a habit of the whole drinking-in-hot-tubs thing. It was then that I noticed that that chick like NEVER wears bras. It was then that I began to realize why Slug, the MC for one of the bigger local underground hip hop groups, and Murs, rapper from the California Living Legends crew (who I think is also now on Def Jux), collborated on a hip hop Cristina Ricci tribute album. It was then that I was reminded that Murs is actually in town tonight, playing two shows at the Seventh Street Entry, and that I may have to check that shit out. But I am definitely not going to wear open-toed shoes. Unless I feel like it.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Hmmm, I wonder if that is champagne or Prosecco."

Mmmmmmmm prosciutto.

[SlaveNoMore]

ThurgreedMarshall
Although, to be fair, what the fuck got into Derek Lowe? a 7-inning one-hitter?

Lowe in contract year
After gutsy performance
Hello to Cha-ching

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Lowe in contract year
After gutsy performance
Hello to Cha-ching

Pedro a Yankee?
Maybe Return of Boomer?
Boss wants some new arms.

[andViolins]

A few questions:

1) Is that picture of Ricci from a movie?
2) If so, which one?
3) Finally, if yes, is it out on video yet?

I'm, um, asking for a, ah, friend.

aV

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Lowe in contract year
After gutsy performance
Hello to Cha-ching

Exactly what my husband said.

(Except he said it in iambic pentameter, not haiku.)