Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Please tell me you're not linking me with the man sock. Or Greedy. Or are you calling me a sock?

Since you stopped linking to CNN's breaking news, I don't know who you are anymore.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
So, you are over and out. Like Slave said, we haven't seen a new poster since he bought the board. Try again next time. May I offer you a sock? In honor of the boys of summer, how about Baseball Disco Mitt. Or for a lesbo theme, Softball Disco Mitt? You iknow, something nice and summery and seasonal. Just keep it tiddy and shinny.

Be sure to send Rimmer the beads when you are cyber done with them. He loves the taste.

Quick question --- where did you grow up? My guess is it was a redwood slat half-barrel deep under the Pacific. Regards!

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Since you stopped linking to CNN's breaking news, I don't know who you are anymore.

OK, just don't call me Mandy.
Anyway, I think you're right about Marvin's picks. He would be smart to separate Diane (the tanorexic) and Drew. But they're pretty strong in the veto competitions. He should put up Adria because he hates her. It doesn't matter who the twins vote for in the end because it's only 2 votes and everyone hates them.

It will be fun to see Will and Natalie alone - together - in that house. I'll be he tries to kill her in her sleep. Maybe he'll jack off in her bed while she's in the shower.

Diane and Drew. Marvin likes Karen in some strange way and I don't think he'll put up cowboy because he doesn't see him as much of a threat (he's pretty dumb).

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Quick question --- where did you grow up? My guess is it was a redwood slat half-barrel deep under the Pacific. Regards!

I dont get it. Is this some kind of toilet/defecation joke?

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I dont get it. Is this some kind of toilet/defecation joke?

Movie reference. Ask Hank.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Regardless of how you feel about animal rights, who would want to wear a hamster-fur jacket? Who, Richard Gere, who?

[Dave]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I dunno. Sadly, it's the only line I remember. ("Ginko what?")

I like the cut of this man's jib.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Fugee
Doubtful -- he's 5'4" tops, probably doesn't weigh 100 lbs. soaking wet, and Purple Rain was 20 years ago.

BTW, since when are you from Minnesota (though his purpleness doesn't call us home anymore)??

you don't watch Chappelle show, right?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I dont get it. Is this some kind of toilet/defecation joke?

a mutual friend thinks I should ask you out.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
a mutual friend thinks I should ask you out.

No, dumbass, I told you to find out if she LIKES me likes me. Clients entrust you with their matters? Smooth move, Ex Lax.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
No, dumbass, I told you to find out if she LIKES me likes me. Clients entrust you with their matters? Smooth move, Ex Lax.

Poetry is indispensable - if I only knew what for.
--Jean Cocteau

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Two things:

(a) Jesus H. Christ. Donald is drooling over the prospect of firing her. Talk about good news/bad news -- "sweetie, your name guarantees that you'll get on the show. Unfortunately, it also means that you won't win."

(2) What does "an investor" mean? I'm picturing a slighty guilty trust-fund kid.

It's post techno-bubble popping for "day-trader."

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
This is a fantastic visual, or could be. Please explain exactly what you mean.

And when you say you want the pounding from behind, is that for the regular old vanilla (hi, Atticus!) although non-missionary (hi, dtb!) vaginal stuff? Because it seems like despite the chocotinis (hi, taxwonk!), given your previous reports, you might find that uncomfortable.

Pardon the intrusive questions, I just want to make sure I've got all the information straight (hi, Hank!) so when you report back on Monday I can follow along.

Hi!!!! I'd give Mandy my standard lecture about a martini containing gin and vermouth and anything beginning with "choco" not being a martini, but I have given up speaking to fictional characters. Mandy went to the land of Not Me with her first post.

But I still love you.

[Fugee]

Yeah, this should probably go in the politics forum but I didn't want to discuss it with a million Penske socks.

What the hell country is this anyway and what happened to free speech? The Secret Service had police arrest a couple at presidential visit for "trespass" (even though they had passes to be there) because they wore anti-Bush t-shirts and Bush campaign workers threatened to have a guy arrested because he complained that two teens he was accompanying to a rally were kicked out because one had a Kerry sticker on his wallet.

Does this happen at Kerry campaign stops too or is it just Bush?

The Dems confined protesters to a caged area far from their convention and the GOP is likely to also have "free speech" zones.

I'm the last one to be a First Amendment absolutist, but this is getting rEdiculous.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you don't watch Chappelle show, right?

No, but that doesn't mean The Artist Formerly Known as The Artist Formerly Known as Prince would have helped USA Basketball.