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10-26-2004, 06:19 PM
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#4952
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Ashlee Simpson
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
This is one of your better posts in some time.
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It cuts like a knife. |
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10-26-2004, 06:27 PM
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#4953
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Ashlee Simpson - Eat My shorts
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How did you get your pants on?
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One glass at a time.
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Originally posted by Replaced Texan
What was the other choice?
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Dark colored ones with stains.
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Boogers!
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10-26-2004, 06:33 PM
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#4954
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Ashlee Simpson
That first pic looks like Dee Snyder with TITS.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-26-2004, 06:35 PM
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#4955
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Ashlee Simpson
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It cuts like a knife.
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But it feels soooooo right. |
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10-26-2004, 07:02 PM
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#4956
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Ashlee Simpson
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
[Just too big.]
TM
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Really. I think they are the perfect size. Nicely shaped as well.
This is a post that is really more appropriate coming from someone like Shape Shifter.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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10-26-2004, 07:09 PM
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#4957
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Ashlee Simpson
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Really. I think they are the perfect size. Nicely shaped as well.
This is a post that is really more appropriate coming from someone like Shape Shifter.
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Why? Don't you like perfect breasts? |
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10-26-2004, 07:11 PM
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#4958
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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A Pussy is One Thing
Hey, puppy, it's one thing to have that little kitty hanging off a clothesline, but this is too much:
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10-26-2004, 07:12 PM
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#4959
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Near the rose
Posts: 1,040
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Casting call?
This seemed like the right place to post this...
From a story about 'Jerry Springer, the musical," now playing in London:
"The musical's fusion of high art and lowbrow TV has delighted critics and audiences alike. The show features a chorus line of dancing Ku Klux Klansmen and an all-singing cast of adulterous spouses, strippers, crack addicts and transsexuals. In the musical, Springer is shot at the end of the first act and gets dragged down to hell."
http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Musi....ap/index.html
It's not Shakespeare....but there are parallels.
CDF (hello, everybody) |
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10-26-2004, 07:24 PM
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#4960
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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more dream analysis
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
My firm's new "this page is not one you can access from work, you pervert" is truly alarming. Yikes. I will have to wait until I get home.
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I invented that. |
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10-26-2004, 07:27 PM
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#4961
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Dreams Can Come True!!!
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Everyone -- I have the most exciting news -- I have won 750,000 Euros in a lottery in Spain -- the amazing thing is, I don't even remember entering this lottery, but I am quite sure that one of my European relatives must have entered my name, even though they don't live in Spain, but it would be like my going to New Jersey or some place like that to buy powerball tickets!
Now, due to a mixup with names and addresses I am not supposed to tell anyone about my win until after I send them the form with my bank account information so that they can deposit my Euros as expeditiously as possible ... but since this is an anonymous board and I am bursting with excitement, I just had to share it with all of you!!!
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You beey-atch! I didn't realize you weren't serious until the second paragraph. I was all happy and shit for you.
Harumph. |
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10-26-2004, 07:32 PM
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#4962
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Dreams Can Come True!!!
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Originally posted by dtb
You beey-atch! I didn't realize you weren't serious until the second paragraph. I was all happy and shit for you.
Harumph.
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2. that was probably why I was so pissy at her today. |
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10-26-2004, 07:33 PM
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#4963
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Ashlee Simpson
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Sweet. Are they tapered down at the ankle? Do you peg them? Are they stonewashed? Ripped at the knees?
I can go on if you'd like.
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Dude. He said 10 years -- not 20. |
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10-26-2004, 07:38 PM
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#4964
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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CHEVY!
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Originally posted by cheval de frise
This seemed like the right place to post this...
From a story about 'Jerry Springer, the musical," now playing in London:
"The musical's fusion of high art and lowbrow TV has delighted critics and audiences alike. The show features a chorus line of dancing Ku Klux Klansmen and an all-singing cast of adulterous spouses, strippers, crack addicts and transsexuals. In the musical, Springer is shot at the end of the first act and gets dragged down to hell."
http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Musi....ap/index.html
It's not Shakespeare....but there are parallels.
CDF (hello, everybody)
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GOOD TO SEE YOU!
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10-26-2004, 07:43 PM
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#4965
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Ashlee Simpson
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Dude. He said 10 years -- not 20.
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You work with what's given to you.
'80s Timmy.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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