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10-26-2004, 07:56 PM
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#4966
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Near the rose
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Fright Night.
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
GOOD TO SEE YOU!
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Likewise! Thought I'd drop by for old times' sake -- it's almost Halloween, after all.
CDF (it doesn't look like things have changed much around here...) |
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10-26-2004, 07:57 PM
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#4967
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Ashlee Simpson
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Why? Don't you like perfect breasts?
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Only if they are part of a woman with a warm personality and a kind heart. Perfect breasts cannot talk you down when you're upset about not getting that promotion at work, or when your favorite sports team loses the big game. Perfect breasts don't forgive you when your forget an anniversary. Perfect breasts won't make you chicken noodle soup when you have a bad case of the sniffles.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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10-26-2004, 07:59 PM
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#4968
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Ashlee Simpson
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Only if they are part of a woman with a warm personality and a kind heart. Perfect breasts cannot talk you down when you're upset about not getting that promotion at work, or when your favorite sports team loses the big game. Perfect breasts don't forgive you when your forget an anniversary. Perfect breasts won't make you chicken noodle soup when you have a bad case of the sniffles.
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Yes, but do they cuddle? |
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10-26-2004, 07:59 PM
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#4969
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Sick-O
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Perfect breasts won't make you chicken noodle soup when you have a bad case of the sniffles.
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You would use imperfect ones in your soup? Dark meat?
Not me. Give me perfect breasts, noodles and broth when I'm sick. |
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10-26-2004, 08:26 PM
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#4970
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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It's wrong that Ashlee Simpson is the subject of this post
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Only if they are part of a woman with a warm personality and a kind heart. Perfect breasts cannot talk you down when you're upset about not getting that promotion at work, or when your favorite sports team loses the big game. Perfect breasts don't forgive you when your forget an anniversary. Perfect breasts won't make you chicken noodle soup when you have a bad case of the sniffles.
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Perfect breasts will, however, get you an 8-ball when you really, really need one.
I'm just saying...
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10-26-2004, 08:28 PM
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#4971
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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It's wrong that Ashlee Simpson is the subject of this post
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Perfect breasts will however get you an 8-ball when you really, really need one.
I'm just saying...
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And they are great to rub up against shortly before receiving unsolicited fellatio from a nubile stranger. But then you end up feeling so empty . . .
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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10-26-2004, 08:32 PM
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#4972
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Fright Night.
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Originally posted by cheval de frise
Likewise! Thought I'd drop by for old times' sake -- it's almost Halloween, after all.
CDF (it doesn't look like things have changed much around here...)
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You should hang around, Chevy. Though the avatar may suggest otherwise, Halloween isn't the only time we need to see you in these parts.
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10-26-2004, 08:48 PM
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#4973
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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It's wrong that Ashlee Simpson is the subject of this post
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
And they are great to rub up against shortly before receiving unsolicited fellatio from a nubile stranger. But then you end up feeling so empty . . .
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That's what the noodles are for. |
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10-26-2004, 08:48 PM
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#4974
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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It's wrong that Ashlee Simpson is the subject of this post
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
And they are great to rub up against shortly before receiving unsolicited fellatio from a nubile stranger. But then you end up feeling so empty . . .
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I'm told that in order to get the full effect from 8-balls, rubbing up against them is not really the preferred method, and probably contributes to that empty feeling.
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10-26-2004, 09:24 PM
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#4975
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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It's wrong that Ashlee Simpson is the subject of this post
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Originally posted by Gattigap
I'm told that in order to get the full effect from 8-balls, rubbing up against them is not really the preferred method, and probably contributes to that empty feeling.
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You guys sure play a lot of pool.
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10-26-2004, 09:30 PM
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#4976
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Esquire
Has anyone caught the photo of Angelina J on the cover this week?
Hubba fucking hubba
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10-26-2004, 09:34 PM
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#4977
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Editor Emeritus
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 543
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Esquire
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Has anyone caught the photo of Angelina J on the cover this week?
Hubba fucking hubba
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Subscribing has its benefits. Her nipples, however, were airbrushed out of that shot and some others. A crying shame. |
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10-26-2004, 09:41 PM
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#4978
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Near the rose
Posts: 1,040
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Murders in the Rue Morgue
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Originally posted by Gattigap
You should hang around, Chevy. Though the avatar may suggest otherwise, Halloween isn't the only time we need to see you in these parts.
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You are too kind, but I don't know if I can stay. I'm wielding a whip and chasing a razor-toting orangutan.
I thought he might be headed here...
CDF (Flinty, come home) |
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10-26-2004, 09:47 PM
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#4979
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Ashlee Simpson
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Only if they are part of a woman with a warm personality and a kind heart. Perfect breasts cannot talk you down when you're upset about not getting that promotion at work, or when your favorite sports team loses the big game. Perfect breasts don't forgive you when your forget an anniversary. Perfect breasts won't make you chicken noodle soup when you have a bad case of the sniffles.
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Before you did the SS post, now this. This is similar in tone to the type of thing I did about a 3-some that made Mr. R want to gouge his eyes out. now that he's maybe coming back, I'm committed to not doing anything that might bother him. The Board really really needs him back! I don't think you bother Mr. R like I do, but maybe you should watch the fake sensitive act for the near term.
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10-26-2004, 09:59 PM
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#4980
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Murders in the Rue Morgue
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Originally posted by cheval de frise
You are too kind, but I don't know if I can stay. I'm wielding a whip and chasing a razor-toting orangutan.
I thought he might be headed here...
CDF (Flinty, come home)
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Aw shit, mom found me.
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