Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
All of those things are high in carbs (well, maybe not the tomatoes, all THAT much). I am a bit confused about the mixing bowls and dry measuring cups, unless she's a big baker and wants to make it as difficult as possible to whip up a batch of brownies.
It took you until today to figure out that I sound mean? Christ.
And rp, I am a sweetly optimistic person, as you should have sensed by now. So my interpretation of the card is totally in character.
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Well, Mr. Bunny said the only food product, if you can call it that, left in teh house when she was done preparing for her diet was a stack of boxes of jello. random dude. i think she doesn't want solid food of any kind in the house. It's a liquid diet or something. I'm just not sure i think it's fair for her to basically say "honey, I have no will power whatsoever, so I'm going to make you starve too and you'll ahve to eat out until I've lost weight." If I were the husband I'd start stopping at Hooters on the way home for dinner.
The wife is really nice though, and I know she's upset that she's gained so much weight. I hope she loses it and is happy. I hope she doesn't starve her husband to death in the process.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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