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Originally posted by mmm3587
I mostly just want to show off my new avatar, but, to all the guys out there, make sure not to get Lane Bryant and Ann Taylor mixed up. Some Ann Taylor-wearing near-fatty will think you're calling her a fatty and slap you something awful!
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I find your avatar most fetching, in a "I'll kill you all and force your dead bodies to perform public intercourse in a sex club" kind of way.
And speaking of dead bodies, I once suggested to my wife (in response to a direct question) that perhaps, maybe, possibly in a certain light when the moon was in the seventh house she could probably stand to lose a few pounds and would feel much the better for it. Estimated Time To Live That Comment Down: The Twelfth of Never.