Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
BDD-as you call it- is different that the semi-erect for hours thing that people are talking about. Great term, by the way.

Yeah, I guess I was getting off topic a little.

I'm betting the BDD effect can be acheived if one is careful. Just make sure the movie set isn't too cold and, you know, do some strretching or something. I'm sure it wouldn't be too hard. (pun intended).

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by ironweed
Anne, we can't fight this thing anymore. It's bigger than both of us. It's bigger than Colin Farrell. Meet me by the dumpster and wear that Friendly's hat I love so much.

As soon as the game is over, I'll be there. Let's hope it doesn't go into PKs again.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I had no idea about any of this. This has been extraordinarily educational. My breasts change size at various times of the month and states of arousal, but I had no idea that the opposite of shrinkage happens for guys.

Yeah, it's true. You get shrinkage and expansion, depending on a number of variables.

And who was it that was talking about how girls never check out a guy's package or that they do it discreetly or whatever? I have caught girls checking out my package on BDDs.

And no, I'm not saying I'm particularly well endowed or anything. It's just more noticeable some days, depending on what I'm wearing and whether or not it's a BDD.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck

And who was it that was talking about how girls never check out a guy's package or that they do it discreetly or whatever? I have caught girls checking out my package on BDDs.

And no, I'm not saying I'm particularly well endowed or anything. It's just more noticeable some days, depending on what I'm wearing and whether or not it's a BDD.

I've busted girls before too. Not THAT discreet, but much much much much much much much more discreet that men.

ETA that, while sitting on a crowded bus, facing the aisle, it's not a whole lot of fun to be at cock level. And when you're the one standing and it's really crowded and your crotch is right in some girl's face, well that can't be great for her either.*

*unless she's into the whole random clothed cock in her face on the bus.

(dtb, I'm not going to even try to hyphenate that. Sorry.)

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I have caught girls checking out my package on BDDs.

There's a Penske "commando" post just begging to be made here. Over/under is 15 minutes. Any takers?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Yeah, it's true. You get shrinkage and expansion, depending on a number of variables.

And who was it that was talking about how girls never check out a guy's package or that they do it discreetly or whatever? I have caught girls checking out my package on BDDs.

And no, I'm not saying I'm particularly well endowed or anything. It's just more noticeable some days, depending on what I'm wearing and whether or not it's a BDD.

You need to wear the chaps more often. It's really noticeable then.

[Alex_de_Large]

I'm off to get a drink. Have a great weekend, everyone.

[SlaveNoMore]

ironweed
No, I mean is there, like, a name for when you refer to a really funny joke or song parody that someone else did a long time ago but don't actually post the old joke or parody or try to adapt the joke or parody to the current content of the conversation? That's what I mean.

I think "mailing it in" was spot on.

And you wound me. I am far, far to the left of Ty.

Yes, we know. Here you go perusing the latest campaign buttons

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Yeah, it's true. You get shrinkage and expansion, depending on a number of variables.

And who was it that was talking about how girls never check out a guy's package or that they do it discreetly or whatever? I have caught girls checking out my package on BDDs.

And no, I'm not saying I'm particularly well endowed or anything. It's just more noticeable some days, depending on what I'm wearing and whether or not it's a BDD.

They are probably trying to figure out whether you are really retarded* enough to walk around with a, what word is it we are using today, ah yes, woody.

*Just call me Lindsay.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
They are probably trying to figure out whether you are really retarded* enough to walk around with a, what word is it we are using today, ah yes, woody.

I can't walk around when I have a woody. My pant leg gets too tight. It's like I have a splint tied to my leg.

har har.

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Here you go perusing the latest campaign buttons

You've always coveted my brown suede blazer, haven't you? Such jealousy is unbecoming.

[Replaced_Texan]

Forbes put out it's list of 50 top paid athletes in the world. Top ten:

Tiger Woods
Michael Schumacher
Peyton Manning
Michael Jordan
Shaquille O'Neal
Kevin Garnett
Andre Agassi
David Beckham
Alex Rodriguez
Kobe Bryant

http://www.forbes.com/celebrities/20...letesland.html

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by ironweed
What comes after "phoning in other people's material"?

My socks homaging an old skooler.

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Penske's socks

SCROLL, then post, SCROLL, then post. LOL! :doh3: :band:

[bold_n_brazen]

The New York Post says John Stamos recently spent quality time in a penthouse suite of the Maritime Hotel with a "lovely and leggy print model."

ABBA, darling, I didn't know you were in New York this week...