Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower

You can't spell "crock of shit" without "rock." Or "shit."

If you look at Pretty Little Flower you'll see the words PETTY LIE and LOWER.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
[The "M3Power" episode]

We need a name for this nascent series. My vote is for "Slave Shoe Diaries."

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I was joking, but now I seem to have put myself into a bad mood. Obviously bad karma.

Therefore, totally out of self-interest, I apologize to you and PLF and penske and burger and anyone else who might be upset.

Scratch the self-interest part. Soemthing tells me that might also be bad karma.

Apology accepted. I hope that your mood gets better as the day progresses.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Apology accepted. I hope that your mood gets better as the day progresses.

I hope you accidentally trip while out on your lunchbreak and are non-fatally impaled.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I hope you accidentally trip while out on your lunchbreak and are non-fatally impaled.

I believe that his lunchbox would cushion his fall.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
TM Testicle Day I?

I'm glad that doesn't read: "TM I Testicle Day."

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I'm glad that doesn't read: "TM I Testicle Day."

TM

Oh to remember the login for my John Kruk sock!

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I hope you accidentally trip while out on your lunchbreak and are non-fatally impaled.

Speaking of which, an MD friend who works at a VA clinic tells me she had a patient weighing 700 lbs who had an "involuted" penis, making it difficult to insert a Foley catheter. She consulted with the on-staff urologist, who informed her that for every 35 pounds a man gains, he loses one inch of visible penis. Resolved: I will lose about 105 pounds by the end of the year, whether I need to or not. If someone can get the word to Mary Kate Olsen we might be able to turn that ship around, too.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Speaking of which, an MD friend who works at a VA clinic tells me she had a patient weighing 700 lbs who had an "involuted" penis, making it difficult to insert a Foley catheter. She consulted with the on-staff urologist, who informed her that for every 35 pounds a man gains, he loses one inch of visible penis. Resolved: I will lose about 105 pounds by the end of the year, whether I need to or not. If someone can get the word to Mary Kate Olsen we might be able to turn that ship around, too.

I just TUIMM. On purpose! And then spit it out.

Repeat until full exvolution.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You can't spell "crock of shit" without "rock." Or "shit."

Or "hi!"

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Or "hi!"

Good morning, sunshine!

ETA Mr. Man's propagandizing? Go figure.

[SlaveNoMore]

ltl/fb
Good morning, sunshine!

I see you finally recovered from your near-fatal sugar crash this morning.

Standard Krispy Kreme glazed, or perhaps the chocolate-covered custard?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I see you finally recovered from your near-fatal sugar crash this morning.

Standard Krispy Kreme glazed, or perhaps the chocolate-covered custard?

The prime suspects in sugar crashes are the jelly-filled glazed. The additional fat in the custard-filled donuts helps even out the effect on blood sugar. While there are federal laws against consuming more than one of these items, I am participating in a special study co-commissioned by the DEA and the ATF and therefore am allowed to have up to 3 per meal.

IRL, I had a feta, dill and zucchini omlette. Omelette. Whichever. And a latte.

[Atticus Grinch]

The Environmental Working Group, a Chicken Little consumer product safety thinktank, ranks personal care products based on potential health risks. (If you live in a Red State, "potential health risks" means nobody's ever proven it hurts anybody. If you live in a Blue State, "potential health risks" means it has a long chemically name and you wouldn't spoon-feed it to your cat, much less your kid, so you probably don't want it in your toothpaste.)

The results of their testing are put into a handy "10 Worst/10 Best" format, which apparently is the only way America wants its information served.

Sadly for ABBA, the potential health risks of Nature's Gook brand dewy tummy cream and skin revitalizer are not addressed, but the side effects are well known --- can be physically addicting; may lead to stalking. No word on whether it contains "penetration enhancers."

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
The Environmental Working Group, a Chicken Little consumer product safety thinktank, ranks personal care products based on potential health risks. (If you live in a Red State, "potential health risks" means nobody's ever proven it hurts anybody. If you live in a Blue State, "potential health risks" means it has a long chemically name and you wouldn't spoon-feed it to your cat, much less your kid, so you probably don't want it in your toothpaste.)

The results of their testing are put into a handy "10 Worst/10 Best" format, which apparently is the only way America wants its information served.

Sadly for ABBA, the potential health risks of Nature's Gook brand dewy tummy cream and skin revitalizer are not addressed, but the side effects are well known --- can be physically addicting; may lead to stalking. No word on whether it contains "penetration enhancers."

I don't know what shaving butter is, but it sounds delicious.