Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Money will never be more important that jacking off.

What a shitty trade-off.

You have much to learn grasshopper. Money will never be more important than pussy. Jacking off is a poor-man's substitute.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Don't forget throwing bricks. Throwing bricks at people (and, with luck, hitting them in the temple with the corner of a brick) is the best part!

Ever see someone get hit in the head with a brick? I saw it up close once. Damn, it looked like it REALLY hurt.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
You have much to learn grasshopper. Money will never be more important than pussy. Jacking off is a poor-man's substitute.

Wrongo. You probably think your husband quit doing it after he met you too, right?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Wrongo. You probably think your husband quit doing it after he met you too, right?

all husbands still do it post-marriage.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Wrongo. You probably think your husband quit doing it after he met you too, right?

I have no delusions of thinking that any man ever stops, but given a choice he'd prefer the other.

[Darth Bader Ginsburg]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I gained a few pounds between those two movies too. Not 70 lnbs worth though. About 15 lnbs worth. Maybe those years in-between were just weight-gaining years for the human race.

Damn those tasty carbs. Damn them.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I have no delusions of thinking that any man ever stops, but given a choice he'd prefer the other.

Most of the time. But not always. He doesn't have to buy you a Tiffany's bracelet every time he TCBs...

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Maybe, but a soccer game where there are lots of post shots and great saves can be incredibly exciting, even if the final score is 1-0. Your point about penalty kicks is well taken, though.

Regardless of how you analyze it, I think it is pretty clear that much of the world still thinks soccer is pretty exciting. And takes it pretty seriously, too. Let's just say that that the Portugese defender who scored the own goal must be pretty damn relieved right now. Remember Escobar? As this is really a rhetorical question, I will provide a helpful link:

http://www.canoe.ca/SoccerWCPreMay21...21_taylor.html

One more reason to like soccer, at least for the ladies and for those out to win a toaster:

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I have no delusions of thinking that any man ever stops, but given a choice he'd prefer the other.

I would think it depends on the situation. Jerking off is more efficient -- you don't have to get someone else in the mood, if you jerk off you don't have to worry about someone else getting off, just yourself, etc. etc.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I would think it depends on the situation. Jerking off is more efficient -- you don't have to get someone else in the mood, if you jerk off you don't have to worry about someone else getting off, just yourself, etc. etc.

Exactly. As Jon Stewart said: "Twist, turn, pull. Done."

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
you don't have to get someone else in the mood

Sure you do. Jerking off doesn't really work with a limp dick.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
One more reason to like soccer, at least for the ladies and for those out to win a toaster:

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Sure you do. Jerking off doesn't really work with a limp dick.

Hence the "just yourself" and "someone else" language I used.

but I forgive you, because the guy in that picture you posted is getting me in the mood.

[Darth Bader Ginsburg]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Sure you do. Jerking off doesn't really work with a limp dick.

thank goodness for porn, right?

Edited to add that the above soccer stud looks like Ricky Martin. he bangs, he bangs

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Darth Bader Ginsburg
thank goodness for porn, right?

This is like saying thank goodness for oxygen. It's redundant b/c it's implied.

ETA: oh crap. Did I screw up "implied" and "inferred" again? If so, fuck off.