Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
The only thing that post outed is that Penske forgot that he had logged out of his mongoose767 sock and logged into his Spartan sock, and posted a mongoose767 response to TM as the Spartan.

Congrats for catching that you ratbag ho'! For the record that is only the second time in the history of these boards going back to Prodigy.net in the early 90s that I have blown a sock.

Oh well, vista la playa.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by the Spartan
Congrats for catching that you ratbag ho'! For the record that is only the second time in the history of these boards going back to Prodigy.net in the early 90s that I have blown a sock.

Oh well, vista la playa.

There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He returns headlong to his beard.
--- Jean Cocteau

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
The only thing that post outed is that Penske forgot that he had logged out of his mongoose767 sock and logged into his Spartan sock, and posted a mongoose767 response to TM as the Spartan.

It's always sad to see the older generation start to slip. It starts with the forgetting. Pretty soon Penske doesn't even recognize you anymore and he's walking in traffic wearing nothing but a three-day-old Depends adult undergarment calling piteously for Hillary.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

I saw Spiderman 2 this weekend. For the record, although 2 was good, I liked the first one better. Also, for the record, Kirsten Dunst's boobs appear to have shrunk or something. Or perhaps they are just not as in-your-face in 2 as they were in the first one. Or something.

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hey, did I ever tell you yer har needs cut?

In fact some say it does. I am in my hippie stage again. My hair is the same as my avatar's hair, only longer and more professor irwin coreyesque, only blacker and fuller.

I also have a soul patch, but I don't think that is a patch thing, notwithstanding the confusingly similar name.

FWIW, I realize that Paigow might not approve, but she's retired so what the hey!

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Not Bob
The Center Of The Universe. Gotham City. The Big Apple. Metropolis. Enn Why Cee. New York, New York.

More specifically, dtb was referring to the apparently Wal-Mart free Island of Manhattan, purchased from The Indigenous Peoples by Peter Somebody for $24 worth of beads. Mahattan is one of the five (there's a Latin phrase that I should put in here, something about first among equals or something, but I'm too lazy to google for it) boroughs that make up the City of New York.

You're welcome, cupcake.

She hyphenated incorrectly. I was mocking.

But thanks for the geography lesson!

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ironweed
It's always sad to see the older generation start to slip. It starts with the forgetting. Pretty soon Penske doesn't even recognize you anymore and he's walking in traffic wearing nothing but a three-day-old Depends adult undergarment calling piteously for Hillary.

It's early onset Alzheimer's?

Originally posted by patentparanyc
It's early onset Alzheimer's?

No, that was just last Sunday morning, actually.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ironweed
No, that was just last Sunday morning, actually.

are you in nYC? i THOUGHt you were on the westcoast I am so confused

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He returns headlong to his beard.
--- Jean Cocteau

So you knew about the soul patch already? Who blabbed, Mario?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I saw Spiderman 2 this weekend. For the record, although 2 was good, I liked the first one better. Also, for the record, Kirsten Dunst's boobs appear to have shrunk or something. Or perhaps they are just not as in-your-face in 2 as they were in the first one. Or something.

I didn't like it. Too much with the sap. And the next movie features the Hob Goblin? Bad move. We've seen that villain already. My interest is waning.

And Kirsten Dunst's breasts do look smaller in this one. But, damn, she has a nice body. I likes. Her face and teeth? Not so much. But, she has a nice waist and shapely breasts.

TM

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I didn't like it. Too much with the sap. And the next movie features the Hob Goblin? Bad move. We've seen that villain already. My interest is waning.

And Kirsten Dunst's breasts do look smaller in this one. But, damn, she has a nice body. I likes. Her face and teeth? Not so much. But, she has a nice waist and shapely breasts.

TM

Bleh. Kirsten Dunst peaked with "Interview With A Vampire".

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by ironweed
he's walking in traffic wearing nothing but a three-day-old Depend

that was a really small speedo that accentuated my "package", iykwim.

[dtb]

Originally posted by mongoose767
Assuming you mean that she leaves them with the nanny, whom her current husband pays for, who sticks them in front of the 50" plasma tv, which her current husband paid for, and puts the cable dial to Nickolodeon while "mom" goes to the country club her current husband is a member of and gets licquored up with the ladies who like to lunch, then yes, you are correct she is handling those items. Thanks for the insite jagoff!

Gosh, it's a wonder you two kids ever got divorced!

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
She hyphenated incorrectly. I was mocking.

But thanks for the geography lesson!

Yeah, I figured as much. Well, not the incorrect hyphenation thingy as the reason, but you know what I mean.

Anyhoo, Minuet, Stuyvesant. Who can keep those New Amsterdam Peters straight?