Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
And I hate Roger Clemons and his ditzy wife.

What, you don't want to buy some classy merchandise?

Yours for $35:

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Delaware college student eats an entire bag of mushrooms, and, finding himself ineluctably drawn to Connecticut, goes on a trip.

This must be fiction. He says..."He told police he remembers taking a train to LaGuardia Airport in New York, where he found a car with its keys in it."

Who does that?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
What, you don't want to buy some classy merchandise?

Yours for $35:
Picture of the Clemonses with obsessive compulsive wife who has nothing to do all day except for work out and count calories and post shit on a crappy website

What? That was for sale? You must be kidding. Who in the hell would pay $35 for pic of Rog and Debbie?

[SlaveNoMore]

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

I personally prefer the web site of Anna Benson, wife of perpetual trade bait Kris Benson of the Pittsburgh Pirates

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I personally prefer the web site of Anna Benson, wife of perpetual trade bait Kris Benson of the Pittsburgh Pirates

I learned something new again from one of you freaky knee-jerk conservatives: "biography" means a list of favorite things.

Why do we give a shit about what her favorite nail products and restaurants are?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I learned something new again from one of you freaky knee-jerk conservatives: "biography" means a list of favorite things.

Why do we give a shit about what her favorite nail products and restaurants are?

Because someone told her that there should be some words on her page, not just pictures with bad poses.

What did you expect? Favorite literature? Favorite historic events?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Because someone told her that there should be some words on her page, not just pictures with bad poses.

What did you expect? Favorite literature? Favorite historic events?

Well, if she's going to have a section entitled "biography" I would expect it to have more info about the events of her life. If it were entitled "My Favorite Things" then I'd not* be surprised by the lists.

If she's like a top fashion model, I guess we might care about her nail products (esp if she's a hand model). Is she? That was more what I was getting at with that part.



*speaking of vaguely britishish phrasing, where's DS?

[bill killer]

Well, she does share a few more conventionally biographical tidbits in the "General Information" section. Maybe she's just trying to expand the traditional definition of "biography" to include "Faves!"?

Oh, and way to stake out some controversial territory on the favorite products - Aveda for hair? OPI for nails?!? OMG, I would NEVER have found those on my own! Thank you, Anna Benson, thank you!

Also, is it me, or do her tits look strange? That dress is low-cut enough that it seems like we should be in nipple territory, but there is no hint thereof; perhaps her nips are underneath her boobs, instead of the more conventional frontal placement?

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Well, if she's going to have a section entitled "biography" I would expect it to have more info about the events of her life. If it were entitled "My Favorite Things" then I'd not* be surprised by the lists.

If she's like a top fashion model, I guess we might care about her nail products (esp if she's a hand model). Is she? That was more what I was getting at with that part.



*speaking of vaguely britishish phrasing, where's DS?

[NotFromHere]

Woman arrested in money laundering scam.

51-year-old Bobbie Jean, who requested through her attorney that her last name not be published, is a former accountant who had been unemployed for several months when she responded to an ad on CareerBuilder.com. When she was hired, she was told to collect payments from clients in the United States and wire the money to London.

Within weeks of her hiring, she was arrested at her local bank, charged with a felony, and is currently facing an August trial date in a Harris County, Texas court.

The other part of the scam took place on eBay, where the same con artists put up a motorcycle for sale, according to Bobbie Jean's attorney, Jeffrey Goldstein. The motorcycle was sold to a Florida resident for $9,000, and he shipped the money to Bobbie Jean in Texas. But there was no motorcycle -- the con artists were just using Bobbie Jean as a domestic address, so as not to raise the suspicion of the eBay buyer.

Hard to tell whether she is just dumb, or was duped by an elaborate scam.

really hot jobs

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb

*speaking of vaguely britishish phrasing, where's DS?

So the inevitable next question is, is DS also Bilmore or PP?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
As if we needed another reason to hate Roger Clemens.
(spree: mild, inoffensive sound) (so inoffensive, in fact, that it's almost offensive)

That's unbelievably cheesey and self-absorbed...

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bill killer
Well, she does share a few more conventionally biographical tidbits in the "General Information" section. Maybe she's just trying to expand the traditional definition of "biography" to include "Faves!"?

Oh, and way to stake out some controversial territory on the favorite products - Aveda for hair? OPI for nails?!? OMG, I would NEVER have found those on my own! Thank you, Anna Benson, thank you!

Also, is it me, or do her tits look strange? That dress is low-cut enough that it seems like we should be in nipple territory, but there is no hint thereof; perhaps her nips are underneath her boobs, instead of the more conventional frontal placement?

Biographical info = born in X, married to Y and has 3 kids. The three kids could explain the boobs. If you keep looking, there are some transparent tops that show nipple placement.

ETA, she seems to hate bras.

[LessinSF]

It's not dogs and cats living together, but dogs and pigs - http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...d_kenya_pigs_1 (yahoo news story about dogs and pigs mating).

In other news, I had no idea some guy has won Jeapardy 29 times in a row, and is nearing $1 million in winnings - http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...&e=9&ncid=1756

[dc_chef]

but how could I resist posting this?

Britney's ex-husband dishes.

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by dc_chef
but how could I resist posting this?

Britney's ex-husband dishes.

It was very disturbing to read while trapped in an 8 hour deposition with 23 suit bearing NYC lawyers.