Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
It was very disturbing to read while trapped in an 8 hour deposition with 23 suit bearing NYC lawyers.

As a friend, I'm going to ask you to ask someone familar with these boards to tell you what "deposition" means on the FB. Unless you're just Roman or something, in which case, you must be very sore.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
As a friend, I'm going to ask you to ask someone familar with these boards to tell you what "deposition" means on the FB. Unless you're just Roman or something, in which case, you must be very sore.

TISH! MM, I never suspected you of being into that. I guess they might all be suit-clad female lawyers. . . .

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
TISH! MM, I never suspected you of being into that. I guess they might all be suit-clad female lawyers. . . .

I so totally know what you mean.

It's like that time in law school when I was sent (I won't tell who sent them - too cute!) a ticket to the West Coast. On Spring Break!!! My dreams were coming true - we were going on a winery tour!

Turns out, he had a VERY good early weekend in Reno (the Yanks didn't win in four, but he did mention something about an ace on the river, whatever that means!) and was ready to make up for his emotional distance and his failure to repay the money I had borrowed from my parents to post his bail.

I had expected one of the charming B&B's to which he had become accustomed during his excessive philandering before we were truly an "item," but the Days Inn was perfectly nice. When he exposed himself, excited, I didn't giggle. I was on a winery tour! I took his length in my mouth an pretended to gag to make him feel better about himself.

I cleaned his vomit off the toilet bright and early the next morning. My eyes avoided the harsh light of the sun reflecting through the residue of his coke mirror and thought to myself, "It's going to be a great day!"

Our first winery turned out to be our last. Who knew that last call was so early at a winery? Or that they would take his "Swallow. Don't spit." jokes so gravely. I thought they were funny; I laughed until he beckoned me to follow him into the disabled stall of the men's restroom. "I've got your sweet Pinot Gris right here," he said, slapping his hairless ass and then grabbing the rail in front of him with both hands.

I'm no oenophile, but I've experimented enough with onanism to appreciate a good thing when it's offered so longingly. I didn't get to taste much wine that day, but slave (oops!) I'll always remember you like that Semilion Chardonnay - smooth, fruity, and with a buttery aftertaste.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
It was very disturbing to read while trapped in an 8 hour deposition with 23 suit bearing NYC lawyers.

Two questions:

(1) How did you read the Britney thingy while in a deposition? Wireless card in laptop? Print-out hidden in the mounds of documents?

(b) Shouldn't your avatar be of Brad Pitt? Or maybe Ron Livingston? ("I wouldn't say that I missed work, Bob!")

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Delaware college student eats an entire bag of mushrooms, and, finding himself ineluctably drawn to Connecticut, goes on a trip.

God, how I fucking miss college.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Can't most men look at the mouth of who is giving them a blow-job (gift horse or otherwise)? Sebby doesn't strike me as the type who can't see over his huge gut.

Perhaps I'm missing something.

Yes.

Correct.

And if I were that flexible, I'd develop a taste for oral and probably wind up living in a van, down by the river.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Not Bob

Or maybe Ron Livingston? ("I wouldn't say that I missed work, Bob!")

I would say I do a solid 15 minutes of real work each week.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Cali Vacation story!

Did you get to Frisco? See Chinatown? The Wharf? ..........ALCATRAZ?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'd ... wind up living in a van, down by the river.

Wow, I miss Chris Farley.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Well, if she's going to have a section entitled "biography" I would expect it to have more info about the events of her life. If it were entitled "My Favorite Things" then I'd not* be surprised by the lists.

If she's like a top fashion model, I guess we might care about her nail products (esp if she's a hand model). Is she? That was more what I was getting at with that part.



*speaking of vaguely britishish phrasing, where's DS?

I do have to say though, finally a woman with real tits!

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
So much for "what happens at the Hamptons Drinking Marathon stays at the Hamptons Drinking Marathon." I seem to notice a pattern emerging. Have you no discretion?

I don't mean to brag, but... No really, I don't. Someone who shall remain nameless, but who has been known to throw back a few too many on a Sunday night, absconded with my identity and posted on my behalf. I have alerted the authorities and they are determining whether or not criminal charges are warranted in this case.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Wow, I miss Chris Farley.

I partied with him the night he died.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I partied with him the night he died.

I now hold you responsible. Bastard.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I partied with him the night he died.

Dude. How old are you? If you are over the age of 22, or unless you are still in college (that's COLLEGE, not law school) the word "party" should never be used as a verb.

I'm here to help.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by dtb
Dude. How old are you? If you are over the age of 22, or unless you are still in college (that's COLLEGE, not law school) the word "party" should never be used as a verb.

I'm here to help.

Dude?