Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Lame puns swallow.

Again, bad or good? I am so confused.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
There will always be classic rock stations.

Its all been done before. "Modern" = repackaged.

There are only so many chords and hooks.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its all been done before. "Modern" = repackaged.

There are only so many chords and hooks.

Have you heard Melt Banana?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Have you heard Melt Banana?

Yes. Aren't they the new ELP?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I hope for your sake Sequels is mean, then. Unless it is you and not Sebby who doesn't like the oral.

Ahem... I dislike the oral in comparison to sex. But if all I'm getting is oral, you won't find me looking that gift horse in the mouth.

[Anne Elk]

A vast cache of child pornography and photos of young priests having sex has been found at a seminary in Vienna, Austria.

Bishop Kurt Krenn, who oversees the diocese, refused to step down, however, dismissing the images as a ''childish prank.''
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As many as 40,000 photos and an undisclosed number of films, including child pornography, were found a year ago on computers at the seminary, the respected news magazine Profil reported.
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It published several images purportedly showing young priests and their instructors kissing and fondling each other, and said others showed them engaging in orgies and sex games. The child porn came mostly from Web sites based in Poland, the magazine said.

A childish prank? 40,000 photos? I think Bishop Krenn has been nipping at the wine in the sacristy. Even Bernard Law wasn't that bad. (No, I'm not googling for the photos. I'm not that kind of girl.)

Link to boston.com article.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Ahem... I dislike the oral in comparison to sex. But if all I'm getting is oral, you won't find me looking that gift horse in the mouth.

Unless you're using your penis to look.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Unless you're using your penis to look.

From this day forward, you will forever be known to me as "mutant penis." Without a hyphen. Or caps.

Ahh, it's just like the good ole days at Kappa Kappa Ass, isn't it? With the nicknames and the blowjobs and the seeing-eye penises?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by barely_legal
From this day forward, you will forever be known to me as "mutant penis." Without a hyphen. Or caps.

Cool.

Ahh, it's just like the good ole days at Kappa Kappa Ass, isn't it? With the nicknames and the blowjobs and the seeing-eye penises?

Yes.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Ahh, it's just like the good ole days at Kappa Kappa Ass, isn't it? With the nicknames and the blowjobs and the seeing-eye penises?

Uh, sweetie, where did you go to college?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Ahem... I dislike the oral in comparison to sex. But if all I'm getting is oral, you won't find me looking that gift horse in the mouth.

Namely because your cock will be stuffed into it, and who the hell wants to look at that?!?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Namely because your cock will be stuffed into it, and who the hell wants to look at that?!?

And for that matter, who can? If Sebby was that flexible you would insert the never-leaving-the-house joke here.

[Alex_de_Large]

"And if John Kerry is elected, he's going to use every inch of his power, every element of our national power to destroy the al Qaeda organization."
-- Jamie Rubin, Kerry foreign policy adviser and former assistant Secretary of State, on Crossfire July 8, 2004

from Wonkette

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
And for that matter, who can? If Sebby was that flexible you would insert the never-leaving-the-house joke here.

Can't most men look at the mouth of who is giving them a blow-job (gift horse or otherwise)? Sebby doesn't strike me as the type who can't see over his huge gut.

Perhaps I'm missing something.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Uh, sweetie, where did you go to college?

I couldn't afford college so I get all of my information from late night cable movies on the broke-ass teevee in the breakroom of the IHOP where I work. (of course we steal the cable -- IHOP can't afford to pay a cable bill and still provide its customers with a Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n Fruity for only $3.99!)