New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Isn't Safeco field awfully quiet these days?

Slave4(Alas, poor Edgar)Ever

Keep it up.

Oh and Thrasher, then maybe it's finally time to retire that godforsaken indian war chant thingie they do that is so horribly irritating.
I think that's the real problem with the Braves.
And please root for the A's tonight for Slave.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by leagleaze
I lay the blame for this and the fact that I can no longer wear cheap shoes on BRC. I even looked at some cheap shoes. And I thought, ugh, I don't think so.

Thank you, thank you.

BR(wearing over the knee boots today)C

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by leagleaze
And I think I have discovered a love for shoes.

I went out this weekend and bought 3 pairs of shoes including my first pair of leather boots of any length.

I lay the blame for this and the fact that I can no longer wear cheap shoes on BRC. I even looked at some cheap shoes. And I thought, ugh, I don't think so.

Welcome to the dark side.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
BR(wearing over the knee boots today)C

I think I speak for most of the red-blooded males on the FB when I say:

We likey the boots.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
One of the strangest "deal trophies" I've seen was at the office of a little venture fund that worked in the Explorer's Club in NYC. The guy had this thing about six feet tall, round and kind of fat, gray and a little kind of scaley-feeling sitting very prominently at his door. Stuffed whale penis.

Now THAT is a great fucking deal toy. Much better than dumb-ass lucite blocks with widgets imbedded in them. At least it's worthy of notice and conversation.

What sort of deal would qualify for a 6 foot stuffed whale penis, though? One where the opposing business guy was a huge dick?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Keep it up.

Oh and Thrasher, then maybe it's finally time to retire that godforsaken indian war chant thingie they do that is so horribly irritating.
I think that's the real problem with the Braves.

Yes, when the Cubs fans did the war whooping I was thinking: power to them! That chant has really become quite annoying over the last three decades.

Then those Cubbie Bubbies went and sang "Take me out to the Ballgame" repeatedly, which is really pretty lame (not as lame as "Cowboy Up" but certainly heading in that direction).

[AngryMulletMan]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Thank you, thank you.

BR(wearing over the knee boots today)C

Me, too. Black ones with stilleto heels.

I can't wait to wear my new cowboy boots and my new suede tri-color pumps in pretty fall colors.

Whenever I get moody about churning out deals, I look under my desk and hum that Nancy Sinatra song!


:boots:

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Now THAT is a great fucking deal toy. Much better than dumb-ass lucite blocks with widgets imbedded in them. At least it's worthy of notice and conversation.

What sort of deal would qualify for a 6 foot stuffed whale penis, though? One where the opposing business guy was a huge dick?

I can think of any number of deals. You can take it many ways.

But I can never find the things on e-bay, though you can find these .

(edited to add the url)

[LitiGator]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Yes, when the Cubs fans did the war whooping I was thinking: power to them! That chant has really become quite annoying over the last three decades.

Everyone knows the Braves stole the War Chant from the FSU Seminoles.

[c2ed]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So I'm walking down the street yesterday and these two wannabe models are heading toward me. A guy and a girl. As I pass them, the guy turns to the girl and says, "Did you hear about that sabertooth tiger they caught in someone's apartment yesterday?"

Damn.

TM

That makes my day.

This morning, as I was passing thru the crack security at the airport, I overhear a couple TSA employees going over their break schedules, which, apparently, each of the employees had to sign to "ok" when they would be slurping their extra large cokes. "Hey Sy, don't forget to put yer John Henry on here," one called to the other.

C(they've been hanging around the x-ray machine a little too long)deuced

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Now THAT is a great fucking deal toy.

I figured the guy had it hanging from the ceiling so that he could swing it.

[Jack Manfred]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Many jurisdictions have statutes requiring you to park a certain number of feet/yeards/whatever/back from an intersection/stop sign/stoplight. So, yes, I have heard of it (and prosecuted a number people for it back in the day when my skin was more elastic and before I found my way to the big city in the South) and the ThrashersHusband states in a very coplike manner that he writes people for it often.

Aren't parking tickets infractions?

How could you have prosecuted a number of people for infractions? Wasn't there enough petty theft, DUI, and domestic violence to keep you busy?

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
And then I see people in shorts in October (and not crazy people who wear shorts in 10below weather at a football game in Jersey -- with no shirt) and I am okay again.

It's so effing hot in my office today I only wish I were wearing shorts - or less. It cooled down to the mid-80's outside and they cut off the AC. Bastards. If this happens again tomorrow I'm flirting with the idea of sitting in the administration office naked until they give in and crank it to "arctic."

-TL

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by c2ed
That makes my day.

This morning, as I was passing thru the crack security at the airport, I overhear a couple TSA employees going over their break schedules, which, apparently, each of the employees had to sign to "ok" when they would be slurping their extra large cokes. "Hey Sy, don't forget to put yer John Henry on here," one called to the other.

C(they've been hanging around the x-ray machine a little too long)deuced

A little disturbing, given the degree to which TSA relies on technology.


What am I talking about? Ask a Johnny Cash fan . . . . Or maybe it's obvious, and TM is going to chew me out.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by LitiGator
Everyone knows the Braves stole the War Chant from the FSU Seminoles.

You can have it back now please.

I don't know which is worse, the chant or that godforsaken USC Trojan dirge.

Edited to add - yes I do - it's the chant.