New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by evenodds
I apologize. My Bucs ridiculous loss has made me a little short-tempered, and still Not Amused.

That's OK. You amuse me, and your poll is way more interesting than my (joking) one would have been.

So many things make me Not Amused that I can't even think where to ponder starting.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
- the bitch who keeps leaving me her business card on my windshield with a note reading "Hi fellow [insert car name here] owner. Your tires are still very flat and very bald." They aren't. Leave me alone.

WTF? Is this an advertisement or some concerned/nosey citizen? Is she worried about you? Does she want to sell some tires to you? Have you called her? Aren't you curious about this? Now you have me all consumed by it.

This would drive me crazy. She touched your car for freak's sake. I would go bonkers. I park my car in view of my office and watch it (hey, they pay me so I should be doing something, right?) -- I would bolt from my office and confront anyone I saw near my car. arghhhhhh.

Originally posted by evenodds
Now, that I think about it, this is our poll topic.

By what are you "Not Amused"?
Even(but this does not mean I am capitulating, Fringey)Odds

edited by Not Bob to fix the capitalization .... Hi, E/O!

I am not amused by chicks posting incessantly about football or football coverage. I am sorry, but that is a man's domain. I don't know why but it is. It just seems like a contrived effort to be a sexy lady for some reason. Its jsut the feeling I get. and while i am at it, the one line, no substance posts about what sports teams you like are also not amusing. Men can be not amusing in this arena as well.


GO YANKEES! Yanks in 4!!!

See, Not Amusing.

I am also not amused by homeless people telling me to smile.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
There have already been two references today to my lovable Buffalo Bills and the greatest comeback in NFL history. I didn't know that any of you cared about me so much that you would make me feel sparkly so often in one day. This is truly a PLiFfy moment for me.

It has to be a sign. I shall now take my leave of you to play the lottery.

In response to this and the not amused poll, I will pick the Bills to top my list. I did, however enjoy watching the Giants beat them in the Superbowl while I was in college in fucking Bills territory. And they are lucky they pulled out that nailbiter against the Bengals (the BENGALS!) this week or they would have knocked me out of my elimination pool. Though I would have deserved it for picking the fucking Bills.

Other things that do not amuse me:

working for a living
nice weather on Mondays while I'm working for a living
crap weather on weekends ever (except when I am forced to be working over the weekend)
the Man
fucking people in Weatherford stealing lottery winnings that are rightfully mine
and finally... personal k redux

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Wait a minute, are you implying your Thunderbird moved? Forward? Without a tow truck?

Damn.

Oh, it was not mine. Own a Ford? Me? pffftttt. I wouldn't even get the towtruck, just leave the Ford piece of shit on the road and hope someone sets fire to it. Hell, I wouldn't even fuck the guy who owned the T-Bird. ick-feh.

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
There have already been two references today to my lovable Buffalo Bills and the greatest comeback in NFL history. I didn't know that any of you cared about me so much that you would make me feel sparkly so often in one day. This is truly a PLiFfy moment for me.

It has to be a sign. I shall now take my leave of you to play the lottery.

The exception to my Not AMused rule about chicks and football is Thrasher. Any woman who drinks a six of Schlitz every night and who sounds like Susan Hawk in my mind as I read her posts is clearly not posting about football to be a sexy lady.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am also not amused by homeless people telling me to smile.

Last fuckhead who said this to me I said my mom had just died, asshole. True or not (it was), this shuts people up nicely.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
And there was nothing, and I mean NOTHING, like being a Bills fan that day. :sportswav

Oh, yeah, SHOES, SEX, KOBE....... so I don't get thrown off the FB for too much sports talk.

Little known fact about the Frank Reich mega-comeback -- the Bills failed to sell out Orchard Park that day, so the game was blacked out on local (Toronto) TV. I spent the game listening to the radio in my mom's kitchen, and didn't turn it off, even after Moon threw his umpteenth TD pass. I kept on listening, and by the end I was jumping and screaming around the kitchen, much like my brother and I had done a couple of years previous when Ben Johnson won the 100m at 1:30 a.m one September morning, thus waking up the rest of the house.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess Any woman who drinks a six of Schlitz every night and who sounds like Susan Hawk in my mind as I read her posts is clearly not posting about football to be a sexy lady.

And yet, somehow, it works.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Oh, it was not mine. Own a Ford? Me? pffftttt. I wouldn't even get the towtruck, just leave the Ford piece of shit on the road and hope someone sets fire to it. Hell, I wouldn't even fuck the guy who owned the T-Bird. ick-feh.

In a rare instance of actually starting, mine was stolen. Deeply satisfying.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
WTF? Is this an advertisement or some concerned/nosey citizen? Is she worried about you? Does she want to sell some tires to you? Have you called her? Aren't you curious about this? Now you have me all consumed by it.

This would drive me crazy. She touched your car for freak's sake. I would go bonkers. I park my car in view of my office and watch it (hey, they pay me so I should be doing something, right?) -- I would bolt from my office and confront anyone I saw near my car. arghhhhhh.

Not an advertisement as she works at a brokerage house and not a tire dealer. I think she thinks she's being friendly/helpful but I'm with you...Stay the fuck away from my car. I ahve no desire to call her as I am afraid this will only encourage her, and she seems to think we have some kind of fellowship because she drives the same make of car as I do...

Scary....

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
The exception to my Not AMused rule about chicks and football is Thrasher. Any woman who drinks a six of Schlitz every night and who sounds like Susan Hawk in my mind as I read her posts is clearly not posting about football to be a sexy lady.

I think that the other women who post about football will mainly agree with me that we do it because... we care about football. fuck what any guy thinks.

I do agree with you re: the one line sports posts though.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I think that the other women who post about football will mainly agree with me that we do it because... we care about football. fuck what any guy thinks.

This is sooo sexy.

Originally posted by bilmore
And yet, somehow, it works.

Concur. She is one sexy broad and her secret is that her trying to be sexy isnt palpable to me, unlike other posters.

Thrasher, in my mind, is a jersey and sneaker wearing, big titted, full bushed, baseball capped woman with a can of Old Milwaukee in a hot pink styrofoam thingie to keep it cool. Sexy without trying.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
The poll was whether anyone really looks forward to SD's "topic changes." Sheesh.

I thought I was known for relentlessly pounding a topic to death. Now I'm just confused.

Regardless, I'm all for sudden and dramatic topic shifts. This will allow me to expose myself as more of a boorish dilletante.

S(I know just enough to comment on everything all the time)D