New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003

[Prostate]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This I do not understand. Why would a guy prefer to not stick his dick in a hole? isnt that what guys do? Isnt that manifest destiny?

Please allow me to introduce myself.

[ms. naughty diplomat]

Originally posted by Watchtower
I have never beaten a woman.

so does this mean that those surveys showing that religious people tend to do all sorts of kinky stuff in the bedroom are inaccurate?

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This I do not understand. Why would a guy prefer to not stick his dick in a hole? isnt that what guys do? Isnt that manifest destiny?

There are two holes, the mouth would be one.

Not all gay men have anal sex. Varies from guy to guy. Some guys like to perform it, some guys like to have it performed on them, some guys like both. Some guys like neither.

It isn't so different from straight people, people like different things.

[Watchtower]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
The PB is turning into the FB, and vice versa. Aye, carumba!

Please don't blame me. I tried to have a serious first amendment discussion on the PB yesterday and the women turned it into a sex discussion.

Whereever I show up, they seem to want to talk about sex. Is it because I've been working out?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Prostate
Please allow me to introduce myself.

This was funny. But I read it as sung by Laibach in their industrial cover of Sympathy.

[Watchtower]

Originally posted by ms. naughty diplomat
so does this mean that those surveys showing that religious people tend to do all sorts of kinky stuff in the bedroom are inaccurate?

I am but one individual, and can't speak for all of them. But I also don't think I'd limit the concept of "kinky" to beating on women.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You know how when you read Salon, you occassionaly stumble over what is clearly an FBism. if not created here, then popularized?

"She hearts poetry."

Much like Richard Lewis in Curb who takes claim for coining "blank from hell", I am mostly sure that I am mainly correct when I say I was the first to use "hearts" as a verb.

You are a raving lunatic. The "heart" thing dates back to an old ad campaign (at the very least) for New York to boost tourism (or to keep us from leaving for other spots to vacation). And you weren't the first to pronounce the heart (instead of "love"). Further, neither you nor the FB can take credit for making it popular.

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I also think I invented the words "unfunny" and "lesbionic" which I started seeing in Salon and then recently saw the former in the NYT. At least I popularized it. I am going to apply to be a wirter under the name Paigow Princess. See what happens.

Please do a google search for "lesbionic" which was neither invented nor popularized by you. You will come up with over 1,000 hits. I'll admit that you were the first I've ever heard use the term, but that hardly proves that you are creative as you think you are. I suspect Paigow 3 overheard it at a cocktail party and told you when you were in a coked out haze. Now you think you invented it.

As far as "unfunny" goes, it's been around probably longer than you have been alive. We used it as kids over 20 fucking years ago and even though we thought we were the most clever 10 year olds in the city, we didn't even think we made it up.

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am going to apply to be a wirter under the name Paigow Princess. See what happens.

I think you should just tell everyone in Europe when you're on your lesbionic tour that you invented those words.

For burger: http://www.gawker.com/archives/sushi.pdf

(If you ask me, that memo isn't so impressive.)

TM

Originally posted by leagleaze
There are two holes, the mouth would be one.

Not all gay men have anal sex. Varies from guy to guy. Some guys like to perform it, some guys like to have it performed on them, some guys like both. Some guys like neither.

It isn't so different from straight people, people like different things.

Two points, you missed both o fthem.

The mouth is not down there and does not differentiate a top from a bottom in temrs of where things are giong. SO it was not one of the holes we were discussing. Holes are belwo the belt.

I know not all gay men have sex. What i dont understnad is how a man can not want to stick his dick in a hole. isnt that an urge they were born with? Or is the mouth really a vagina/anus substitute? I wouldnt think so in terms of tightness and musculature and all that. but then, I didnt think oral sex made one a bottom or top and could be a hole for pirpses of my convo with ncs.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by lookingformarket
Can we keep you in a persistent vegetative state for a few months at least so that we can selectively harvest organs as they are needed?

The parts don't hold up that long. They generally have a few days to harvest at the outside.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You are a raving lunatic. The "heart" thing dates back to an old ad campaign (at the very least) for New York to boost tourism (or to keep us from leaving for other spots to vacation). And you weren't the first to pronounce the heart (instead of "love"). Further, neither you nor the FB can take credit for making it popular.



ME: DUmbass. I came up with "hearts" as verb FROM that kind of campaign. Remember hnow the jingle went "Iiiiiiiiiiiii Loovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooork"?

Please do a google search for "lesbionic" which was neither invented nor popularized by you. You will come up with over 1,000 hits. I'll admit that you were the first I've ever heard use the term, but that hardly proves that you are creative as you think you are. I suspect Paigow 3 overheard it at a cocktail party and told you when you were in a coked out haze. Now you think you invented it.

WILL DO. NEVER HEARD THE WORD BEFORE- AND IT ISNT EVEN PROPER SPELLING - IT WOULD BE "LESBIANIC"

As far as "unfunny" goes, it's been around probably longer than you have been alive. We used it as kids over 20 fucking years ago and even though we thought we were the most clever 10 year olds in the city, we didn't even think we made it up.

I WILL SEE IF IT IS IN THE DICTUIONARY, IT CANNOT BE PROPER ENGLISH, CAN IT ATTICUS?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall



For burger: http://www.gawker.com/archives/sushi.pdf

(If you ask me, that memo isn't so impressive.)

TM

Thanks, and thanks Not Bob. It is rather disappointing in light of the press it got from the NY Times. It's pretty second-rate (although what paralegal memo isn't?). A first-rate job would have been funny; this was kind of flat.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
And what is friendster? Last week i got an email saying "(paigow's friend) invites you to join his Friendster community".

Friendster is an internet site that operates on the assumption that people get introduced to each other through their friends.

So you put up a profile about yourself, and you connect to your friends' profiles. The profiles are fairly basic. Music, movies, books, general likes, and then a paragraph or two about yourself. You can also post your pictures.

You can see profiles up to 5 degrees of separation, I think. So my 28 friends connect me to something like 287,000 other people. You can post global announcements that only your friends can see, and you can post testimonials vouching for your friends that anyone who stumbles accross the page can see. You can also send messages to anyone that you are connected to. You can use a search function to find people in your network that meet various criteria.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Prostate
Please allow me to introduce myself.

Damn you sock - now the Humpty Dance will be running through my head ALL DAY...

[rufus leeking]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
but one can never have enough JSTALK socks. THis is the new CTD dumbass.

sorry. no. he admitted who he is the other day. I've never read JRUSS posts, so I can't even do an imitation.

[robustpuppy]

I caught this on CNN this morning and I nearly spit coffee all over my bed. According to David Gest's complaint against Liza, after she, in a drunken rage, threw a lamp at his head and then started beating on him with her fists:

Plaintiff, not desiring to injure defendant, limited his actions to trying to avoid the blows by crossing his arms over his face and shouting repeatedly, "Liza, stop it, stop it!"

Not desiring to injure defendant. What a hoot!

Here's the link: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/lizaabuse3.html