New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Merge peanut butter and chocolate and you get a Reeses. Add great taste to less filling and you get Miller Lite. Claim your coinage. I plan to use Eurotang often. I'll credit you, where possible.

Anglosnatch = ????

Patch-rag = midwest newspaper that you use to wank to the eurotang?

Francofuck = when the girl just lies down and surrenders to you?

I just made these up.

At least I think I did.

[fufu]

[i]Pamela Anderson

Ashley Judd's mother, Naomi, retired from touring in 1990 because of her Hep. C. diagnosis, and she is alive and well thirteen years later.

[Penske_Account]

I thought I (or my infamous Pornstarr sock-LOL!!!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ) invented the term "double-wide ass", but a google search indicates that as early as 1998 (which predates Pornstarr by 2 years) it was in use as part of a phunnie list of rejected Mother's Day cards that was probably circulated via email and that I probably unfortunately read and stored away in my subconcious.

The card in question was:

I got my dad's eyes, and my grandma's class,
But thanks to YOU, Mom, I've a double-wide ass.

Notwithstanding all that nonsense, I will claim credit for the earliest publication of an association of the word "double-wide ass" with Hillary's backside (or front side for that matter).

One more point to note, the first listing that google comes up with for "double-wide ass" is a rather explicit porn site, thus explaining my late entry into this thread.

More from Not From Fu. LOL!!!

Originally posted by fufu
Ashley Judd's mother, Naomi, retired from touring in 1990 because of her Hep. C. diagnosis, and she is alive and well thirteen years later.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Anglosnatch = ????

Patch-rag = midwest newspaper that you use to wank to the eurotang?

Francofuck = when the girl just lies down and surrenders to you?

I just made these up.

At least I think I did.

I like Anglosnatch and Patch-rag. Francofuck is too Spaghettios-ish (a word I have coined and expect to be widely used).

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
More from Not From Fu. LOL!!!

How are you posting stuff from your IL?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by dtb

The dude on the desk thinks about this very carefully (obviously), and then responds, "I think our preference is to have no restrictions."

Vin Diesel works for your company?

[Berry Hunter]

I can't believe that the assertion that Canadians invented Oral Sex went unchallenged.

Cite, please?

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Berry Hunter
I can't believe that the assertion that Canadians invented Oral Sex went unchallenged.

Cite, please?

It's an ancient cure for frostbite, brought to this country by way of the Boy Scouts. Q.E.D.

[fufu]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
More from Not From Fu. LOL!!!

PP who peed in your cornflakes?

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by evenodds
With baseball haikus this good, why stop?

This one was written by my brother and I circa 1993:

Thought there was a roof
Why then are we getting wet?
It's raining in french.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I believe, to use the parlance of you and nobody else on tie board (your little terms never catch on, how sad for you) , that you just whiffed.

And to use the parlance of you, you are a fucking idiot and I am wasting my time. It's like arguing with a sieve.

To be honest and fair and balanced, I have to side with Paigs here. To the best of my recollection, she did invent the terms in question. IN fact, it was the same night that we jointly invented the mojito.

I know that there will be naysayers, but if you don't believe me, I think that Argus and Comma Chaser were also there and can corroborate.

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
I believe, to use the parlance of you and nobody else on tie board (your little terms never catch on, how sad for you) , that you just whiffed.

And to use the parlance of you, you are a fucking idiot and I am wasting my time. It's like arguing with a sieve.

Not that I am not a fan of namecalling over substantive debate. I just expect better.

And yes Less, I recall starting a rebuttal post to him with the word Dumbass.

For the love of Allah, Paigow, give up this fight already.

You lost, and your further protestations are making you look like nothing other than a loon.

[Timmy O'Toole]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
This one was written by my brother and I

don't you mean "and myself"?

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Damn you sock - now the Humpty Dance will be running through my head ALL DAY...

All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance