New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003 - Page 225

Hank Chinaski · 10-22-2003, 11:27 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I have discovered that ........... I truly think .

ok, you've put forth a postulate. next you've got to convince the skeptical. Evidence?

10-23-2003, 12:50 AM

Howdy all! Long time no see (Gattigap, read your email and give me back my damn book).

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I thought monosyllabic was one word, but who knows.

I have discovered that when people have photographs as their avatars, I truly think that they look like that. Even if I know for a fact they do not. You, of course, look like a 90-yr-old partner who is trying to conceal his age by using a photograph from college as his picture on the firm website. The advanced age may explain the leakiness.

Oh, and I forgot to take any meds today or the day before, but then I went to the dr also today and found out that wellbutrin now comes in a once-a-day formula. who knew.

Sweetie, Don't forget to take your meds tomorrow. They make you mono-cybillic.

In other news, I actually look alot like my moniker.

10-23-2003, 09:25 AM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
For the love of Allah, Paigow, give up this fight already.

You lost, and your further protestations are making you look like nothing other than a loon.

I had meetings all afternoon which is why I did not respond. Not bc some little shaved napoleon said so. I maintain that my initial post explains my position on this and that Thurgreed was getting all cheval while completely missing the point. ]

and i used fufu to annoy thurgreed. like to add a little neeeck-neeeeck in the middle of high agitation

10-23-2003, 09:30 AM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Newsflash! Paigow outed!

It turns out that Paigow is a 98 Degrees fan named Kelly who was claiming as long ago on as April 7, 2000, on her other bulletin board that she and her buddies from college first used "heart" as a verb. The proof of the pudding is here - http://groups.yahoo.com/group/thehea...e/943?source=1

P.S. Note the use of explanation points. I have also now proved that Penske does = Paigow. Q.E.D.

This is just sad.

10-23-2003, 09:35 AM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
Because I know y'all were anticipating with bated breath the outcome of my vibrator dilemma, I wanted to let you know that I decided to purchase a Hitachi Magic Wand (found it online for $50 -- Woo-hoo!).

Holy shit. I don't think I'm ever going to need to use the higher speed. Low speed, 15 seconds, done. It's like the McDonalds of orgasms -- fast, easy and strangely addictive. Actually, I don't really like McDonalds, so for me it's more like the Chik-Fil-A of orgasms.

damn, now I'm hungry.

Edited to add: thanks to everybody who helped me out with recommendations....I love you guys. Well, some of you. But not as much as I love my magic wand.

I have been telling you to get one for years. Where online did you find it?

And this should help you climax when Less and you finally consummate your relationship. I suspect he is used to having sex toys in the bed.

10-23-2003, 09:51 AM

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Originally posted by Bil Mo'
Forget what you all created.

I INSPIRED an award! And now you all seek it.

I am sure Less will come through with a link to a fan chat board of thirteen year old girls who love Lance Bass that says the Bilmore of the Day was actually coined by a precocious young lady when Bass went on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire and he couldnt get onto the hot seat. He got a bilmore every day til he finally beat Ray Romano, who was DFL, onto the hot seat.

ANd I popularized the I invented this thing, which is kind of derivative and its becoming more passe than the Mojito in PLF's dead bony hands. In fact, I was only the inspriation for it and recuse myself from making it a jokey trend here for the folks who cant come up with their own schticks. Consider this your memo on its status.

10-23-2003, 09:58 AM

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Originally posted by SEC_Chick
I (well, one of my ancient socks, theworldisnotenough, aka TWINE) was the first to use the word "fashionista" on the FB.

http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=000CGZ

I was going to post again under that login to prove it, but while it allows me to login with that email and password, it asks me to select a new screen name. Has anyone else had a problem with ancient socks getting lost?

Wow. I can't blieve you were TWINE. TWINE was in my mind, this cosmo swilling (hip in its day, sort of), bar at the Loews sophisticate with a wry sense of humor. Think NCS without the dated cliches and Texas address. And it turns out she was puppetd by a bandwagon baby wingnut? This would be the equivalent of finding out that Slave is really Bilmore in a hairless suit.

10-23-2003, 10:03 AM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
myskreename21: hi... anyone tthere?

lessinsf_rocks_my_world: yeah, bugger off.

myskreename21: oh your tthere hi...

lessinsf_rocks_my_world: which word don't you understand - bugger or off?

myskreename21: a/s/l ((age sex location)?

lessinsf_rocks_my_world: fuck off and die. Get cancer or a brain aneurysm.

myskreename21: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thhought you might like to chat.

lessinsf_rocks_my_world: are you retarded?

myskreename21: ok, i can take a hint.. but you should check out the pictures i have of me on my site.. you might change ur mind.. the link is in my profile.

lessinsf_rocks_my_world: no, you clearly can't take a "hint." You can't even take a full-on assault. Now that I see you are spamming, you are reported to Yahoo!

1) I already did the post an IM tihng like two months ago.

2) This may have been your last chance to get laid, ever. Unless barely capitulates.

evenodds · 10-23-2003, 10:06 AM

Barely's boyfriend Clay Aiken debuted at No. 1 on Billboard, selling 613,000 copies of his new album.

So, Wonk and ABBA, how is it?

barely_legal · 10-23-2003, 10:14 AM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Barely's boyfriend Clay Aiken debuted at No. 1 on Billboard, selling 613,000 copies of his new album.

So, Wonk and ABBA, how is it?

Two nights ago my mother asked me to buy her Clay's CD for Christmas. I can't own the same CD my mother owns (except for Elvis' Christmas album and the Monkees Greatest Hits, of course) so my new boyfriend is Mr. Wand. He doesn't sing as well, but he hums beautifully.

Oh, and I bought it at drugstore.com. They have the attachments too, but I haven't bought those yet.

10-23-2003, 10:14 AM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Barely's boyfriend Clay Aiken debuted at No. 1 on Billboard, selling 613,000 copies of his new album.

So, Wonk and ABBA, how is it?

I read in the Closeted Gay Lounge Act Singers Newletter that he is on the short list to replace Ray in the mutant inbred tiger show. He will sing Bridge over troubled water until they roll over and go into a stupor.

Shape Shifter · 10-23-2003, 10:19 AM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I read in the Closeted Gay Lounge Act Singers Newletter that he is on the short list to replace Ray in the mutant inbred tiger show. He will sing Bridge over troubled water until they roll over and go into a stupor.

Free Montecore!

evenodds · 10-23-2003, 10:26 AM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
Two nights ago my mother asked me to buy her Clay's CD for Christmas. I can't own the same CD my mother owns (except for Elvis' Christmas album and the Monkees Greatest Hits, of course)

MomOdds wants the new Jay-Z, which she'll have to buy for herself.

10-23-2003, 10:30 AM

Anyone have any good vegan recipes? Something special to put with the Tofurky? Sides? Dessert?

evenodds · 10-23-2003, 10:33 AM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Anyone have any good vegan recipes? Something special to put with the Tofurky? Sides? Dessert?

No recipes since we're not vegan, but:

Tofurky includes vegan dressing and gravy.

Whole Foods has plenty of vegan prepared dishes for Thanksgiving.