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10-23-2003, 11:54 AM
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#3406
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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What a stupid subject line
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Originally posted by leagleaze
Yes, come to Harrisburg so I can kick your ass.
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Will you at least treat me to some yuengling and scrapple afterwards?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-23-2003, 11:55 AM
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#3407
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Why Long Island should be nuked
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Originally posted by mmm3587
God, I sound paternalistic.
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Actually you sound like a presumptive asshole, but hey, tomato tamahto.
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10-23-2003, 11:55 AM
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#3408
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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What a stupid subject line
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Will you at least treat me to some yuengling and scrapple afterwards?
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Absolutely. Except I don't really like scrapple, it has an odd aftertaste. So as long as I don't have to eat it.
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10-23-2003, 11:58 AM
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#3409
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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What a stupid subject line
Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
Absolutely. Except I don't really like scrapple, it has an odd aftertaste. So as long as I don't have to eat it.
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Indeed! We can just look at it and savour the savoury aroma. It will add to the ambiance, if you get my drift.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-23-2003, 12:00 PM
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#3410
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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What a stupid subject line
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Indeed! We can just look at it and savour the savoury aroma. It will add to the ambiance, if you get my drift.
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Oh, I was gonna take you somewhere nice that serves scrapple cause it has to, I didn't know you wanted to go to a place with good old central pa ambiance. I'll have to rethink this.
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10-23-2003, 12:00 PM
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#3411
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Yeah.... well how about THIS!!!
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Yes, but we agree "indeed" and "carry on" are mine.
I *hearts* dated cliches. NTTAWWT.
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If you review the correspondence, I never agreed they were yours. I merely stated that I don't claim original authorship. It is up to you to establish that they are in fact yours.
Carry on.
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10-23-2003, 12:04 PM
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#3412
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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This subject line still sucks
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Originally posted by leagleaze
Friggen timmies.
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Don't you mean friggin timmies?
I don't think a nose job at 16 is unreasonable. The nose is fully grown at 16 and isn't overtly connected to a girl's sexuality, and 16 isn't too early for a girl to understand, to some extent, the whole appearance/identity thing.
Several girls in my HS had nose jobs at that age, and all with excellent results (of course, wouldn't you know, every single one had a deviated septum). One girl really transformed from ugly to pretty (although she remained a mean spirited ho), the others from pretty but with out of proportion noses to very, very pretty, and in one case, gorgeous. They were all extremely happy with the results and were certainly more confident afterward.
I have a fine nose but since my father always called it a ski nose I was self conscious about it in high school. Now that I think of it, the only surgery necessary in my house would have been the removal of my father's voice box. That would have cured a lot of stuff.
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10-23-2003, 12:06 PM
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#3413
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Ooh ooh ooh ooh!
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Frozen Food Aisle
Posts: 22
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to avoid confusion
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
boring shit about who started what
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Have you ever been bitch-slapped?
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10-23-2003, 12:06 PM
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#3414
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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psa
I'm sure I'm not the first person ever to have had this thought, so I claim no concept origination points for the following...
Although it undoubtedly seems like a good idea at the time, getting drunk and staying out until 2:30 on a Wednesday night is decidely Not A Good Idea (hey, Rockford).
Indeed.
Carry on.
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10-23-2003, 12:08 PM
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#3415
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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What a stupid subject line
Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
Oh, I was gonna take you somewhere nice that serves scrapple cause it has to, I didn't know you wanted to go to a place with good old central pa ambiance. I'll have to rethink this.
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Oh the humanity!
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-23-2003, 12:13 PM
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#3416
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Why Long Island should be nuked
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Originally posted by barely_legal
My mom would LOVE to know that you consider her implants (that she got 9 years after marrying my dad (they've been married over 30 years now) and after having three kids to be akin to stripping and prostitution. Asshole.
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Maybe you should drive over to Deja Vus and tell her.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-23-2003, 12:18 PM
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#3417
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
Posts: 1,781
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psa
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm sure I'm not the first person ever to have had this thought, so I claim no concept origination points for the following...
Although it undoubtedly seems like a good idea at the time, getting drunk and staying out until 2:30 on a Wednesday night is decidely Not A Good Idea (hey, Rockford).
Indeed.
Carry on.
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On the contrary. A massive, agonizing hangover and whiskey-killed stomach could only improve my job.
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but you'll look sweet/upon the seat/of a bicycle built for two
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10-23-2003, 12:19 PM
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#3418
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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What a stupid subject line
Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
Absolutely. Except I don't really like scrapple, it has an odd aftertaste. So as long as I don't have to eat it.
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Bill Cosby will take yours. He needs to increase his cholesterol reading above the 457 he hit recently.
And, a propos of Bill Cosby, does his entire wardrobe consist of leisurewear? I.e., sweat suits, tube socks and sandles. Penske, can you get the man some socks?
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10-23-2003, 12:21 PM
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#3419
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
Posts: 1,781
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What a stupid subject line
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Bill Cosby will take yours. He needs to increase his cholesterol reading above the 457 he hit recently.
And, a propos of Bill Cosby, does his entire wardrobe consist of leisurewear? I.e., sweat suits, tube socks and sandles. Penske, can you get the man some socks?
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Tube socks and sandals make a sophisticated sartorial statement!
Goddamned rube.
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but you'll look sweet/upon the seat/of a bicycle built for two
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10-23-2003, 12:22 PM
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#3420
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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psa
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm sure I'm not the first person ever to have had this thought, so I claim no concept origination points for the following...
Although it undoubtedly seems like a good idea at the time, getting drunk and staying out until 2:30 on a Wednesday night is decidely Not A Good Idea (hey, Rockford).
Indeed.
Carry on.
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This reminds me of a guy who I used to work with who used finger quotes AND finger paranthesis (by cupping the hands). Example:
"Bob called in "sick" today (drunk)."
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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