New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

2. Teardrop defines a normal perfect breast.

Um, yeah,. I got that. But how? A teardrop starts small at top and gets big at bottom. like a bottomheavy saggy breast.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
SMall canteloupes? I am assuming youmean that her tits are big again but you could mean she jus has a bad boobjob. SHe had tem deflated and then reinflated. Do you have a pic to post?

Her tits aren't big again, they're gigantic and now appear to grow directly out of the top of her sternum. You could balance a tray of drinks on her cleavage.

Go to Esquire's website... they'll have the photo.

Its a damn shame she's asuch a freak because she really is a quite attractive both naturally and modestly enhanced.

[spookyfish]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
1. Do you have an airport near you?

Yes. Do they let you out of work?

2. From my recent involuntary research, it appears man tits are shockingly commonplace.

Involuntary, indeed. Man-boob looker.

3 & 4. Deleted so as not to induce vomiting.




There, that's better. Now don't fucking do that again.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
At what point did NFH become the leper of FB society? She lives on the Ignore List and I am fairly certain that she has lives on those of others as well, though I dont know if she madet he Land of Fu/ What happened to this poster?

At one point, nobody could tell her from ncs. This is no longer a problem as ncs has proven herself to be, tired old catchphrases aside, a poster unto her own. Soemone I will enjoy PMing with. Someone I can both learn from and laugh with. Someone I might have met in Chicago had Taxwonk ponied forth the hotel room. But where does this leave NFH?

I recall NFH had a location that once made me laugh. "not here". It was so simple yet so silly . I found it funny. It wasnt enough though. She had the montage of avatars of baseball players that was reminiscent of sports night at a gay club. This is where my memory of NFH stops. Have I had too many pumpkin martinis or is this a teflon poster? And if this is a teflon poster, why is she so widely reviled, the subject of such ridicule?

I have a theory. I think NFH passed her sell past date sometime during Song Parody Week. By this point, she was firmly esconced on the Ignore List (which I guess is res ipsa loquitor for saying she passed her sell by date earlier). But, as posters annoyingly do, Shape Shifter made me read one of her posts. A really shitty parody that completely missed the point of the contest. A vertiable Mad Lib of a tune where she stuck in random monikers for blanks in her chosen song. It was meaningless drivel, and perhaps, if I had done a J, I might have laughed. But Shape Shifter did what we all were thinking, parodied her parody. It was well done and I think this opened the door to the pile on. ALl the closet NFH haters [doesn't like NFH] came out. NTTAWWT. Soon there were admonitions not to pile on (like anyone ever tried to protect ME from the pile on]. And people appeared to listen.

But I think NFH was effectively finished off by the lascerating tongue of TM who told her she needed to start over with a new moniker. I nodded my head at my computer, knowing the truth of the stateemnt, knowing that the clock would ultimately need to be reset for NFH bc she didn't have the goods to avenge her detractors (everybody on the board but Not Bob) . But ultimately this would be an exercise in futility along the line of coup d skek/ ias/skeks in the city renaming himself every three months for no apparent reason except to show that he thinks he is clever with the monikers (oh how I wish he would stop bc I constantaly have to tinker with my IL to accomodate his whimsical moniker changes) . How long would it be before the traits that made NFH so reviled showed though her new moniker? Would she pull a JRUSS and take a once, intermittently clever secondary sock that he beat to death like it was some kind of dead fucking horse, and turn it into a primary? Would it be like a bad Penske or JFUCK sock gratingly obvious by the third post? would I pick it up before anyone else? Would Less get two notches in his FBANG contest with Slave if he could get enough drinks down the old bird's hatch, if he could get her to use PM? When Slave and Less have threesomes, is it with two actual people, or is it with one person and their sock? Does it matter?

After all this, I still dont knwo why NFH is reviled for sure.

Sad but true. She can have my Furniture Polish sock to start anew if that would help.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Um, yeah,. I got that. But how? A teardrop starts small at top and gets big at bottom. like a bottomheavy saggy breast.

Listen, Timmy, its early and I can't find my thesaurus. Suffice it to say, "teardrop" traditionally means attractive when describing breasts. Whether its a well thought out description I don't know. But generally, tits tend to be somewhat teardrop shaped, or am I just looking at bad ones?

If I meant saggy, I'd say "saggy."

[rufus leeking]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Listen, Timmy, its early and I can't find my thesaurus. Suffice it to say, "teardrop" traditionally means attractive when describing breasts. Whether its a well thought out description I don't know.

its about perspective. teardrop is from the side, and implies a perky, upturned nipple area. I guess this would eliminate most c cup or larger.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Her tits aren't big again, they're gigantic and now appear to grow directly out of the top of her sternum. You could balance a tray of drinks on her cleavage.

Go to Esquire's website... they'll have the photo.

Its a damn shame she's asuch a freak because she really is a quite attractive both naturally and modestly enhanced.

I went and all I saw was that freak, Britney Spears. Now that she is done being naked, her career should be over. Oh wait, we ahve the pseudo lesbioinc scene with other wash up Madonna coming up. Then it should be over. See you on E! in ten years.

So please post it, SD. New RUle, you mention a pic of interest, you post it here.

Originally posted by rufus leeking
its about perspective. teardrop is from the side, and implies a perky, upturned nipple area. I guess this would eliminate most c cup or larger.

WHERE IS MR? I needed that Basedow superimposed onthe Smarts? ANd now I need a drawing of how this works bc I still cant see it.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Listen, Timmy, its early and I can't find my thesaurus. Suffice it to say, "teardrop" traditionally means attractive when describing breasts. Whether its a well thought out description I don't know. But generally, tits tend to be somewhat teardrop shaped, or am I just looking at bad ones?

No, you're just looking at real ones. There was a recent article in Vogue on custom-made bras with a Paris fitter decrying the loss of the natural breast shape, as Americans in particular have come to seem to prefer the Carmen Electra artificial bulbous-at-the-top bubble boobs.

Though small uninflated women can also create a similar effect with the Wonderbra squish-and-boost, I've noticed.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I went and all I saw was that freak, Britney Spears. Now that she is done being naked, her career should be over. Oh wait, we ahve the pseudo lesbioinc scene with other wash up Madonna coming up. Then it should be over. See you on E! in ten years.

So please post it, SD. New RUle, you mention a pic of interest, you post it here.

Yes, Britney should be about over, but alas she is not. I'll admit that Madonna impressed me with her ability to keep reinventing a reason for us to care about her and what she was doing, despite lesser natural talent than other female singers. I thought it was kind of cool in a self-made woman sort of way. However watching Britney latch on to Madonna's coattails to try to do the same thing just seems pathetic to me. Along with her baby voice and her protestations of virginity while grabbing her crotch and baring all (basically). So to Britney I say, go away and come back when you are really a woman and you have something to offer to the world that has not already been done to death. I guess this probably means stay away. Sorry chef.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
WHERE IS MR? I needed that Basedow superimposed onthe Smarts? ANd now I need a drawing of how this works bc I still cant see it.

I think red thong woman had what SD would consider to be teardrop boobs.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Yes, Britney should be about over, but alas she is not. I'll admit that Madonna impressed me with her ability to keep reinventing a reason for us to care about her and what she was doing, despite lesser natural talent than other female singers. I thought it was kind of cool in a self-made woman sort of way. However watching Britney latch on to Madonna's coattails to try to do the same thing just seems pathetic to me. Along with her baby voice and her protestations of virginity while grabbing her crotch and baring all (basically). So to Britney I say, go away and come back when you are really a woman and you have something to offer to the world that has not already been done to death. I guess this probably means stay away. Sorry chef.

I remember sheryl crow did an interview in stuff magazine maybe two years ago? I dont read Stuff, but I love Sheryl so much and there was an amazing pictorial of her at forty (I had no idea she was so old). Sheryl was saying that she felt bad for girls like Britney whose handlers were basically having her do stuff like take off her clothes and shove her crotch inthe camera, and that this would come back to trouble her psychologically or someting since she really wasnt mature enoguht to make tehse decisions on her own. I never posted this bc I figured people like Slave would say "yeah, britney is taking her troubles and laughing her way to the bank". But now she made this statement about hwoshe wouldnt want her daughter to do this at 21 or something (which raises the question of whethershe would want her daughter to have fake tits bc I cant imagine any parent would want that for their kid but I digress) . I think its this comment by dear ole Brit reflects the first step down the True Hollywood Road. Bc there will always be someone younger, with more plastic surgery, and more talent. She really has no where to go but down. I bet she gets all angry about being exploited as this happens. Perhaps she will turn into a radical angry feminist in a few years. Nah, she is from rural Louisiana and cant even spell her name. She will probably just get hooked on diet pills and the plastic surgeon. And booze. ANd coke.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by purse junkie
No, you're just looking at real ones. There was a recent article in Vogue on custom-made bras with a Paris fitter decrying the loss of the natural breast shape, as Americans in particular have come to seem to prefer the Carmen Electra artificial bulbous-at-the-top bubble boobs.

Though small uninflated women can also create a similar effect with the Wonderbra squish-and-boost, I've noticed.

I'll take medium-sized perky boobs over bubble boobs any day.

Unless I'm at Derrieres - then I want DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDs.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
[Sheryl Crow stuff]

Yeah, I was surprised when she started doing her 40-something interviews, but I may just be failing to admit my own aging (meaning that 40-something really isn't much of a stretch from my current age range). I also am a Sheryl Crow fan, but I admit that having a picture of her doing Kid Rock stuck in my mind has really hurt my mental image of her. WTF is with anyone (much less women who are famous in their own right) agreeing to sleep with Kid Rock? These women must not have as strong of a adhesion to physical type as I do. Shudder.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
She will probably just get hooked on diet pills and the plastic surgeon. And booze. ANd coke.

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