New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003 - Page 332

SlaveNoMore · 10-29-2003, 06:40 PM

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leagleaze
You can't quit because then I'll quit. And where would these poor slobs be then?

At my whim and mercy.

and then may God help us all.

Pope Slave IX

NotFromHere · 10-29-2003, 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
I don't think those of you who are doing the constant socking are getting that people are actually serious. You are not being particularly funny, and it is getting to the point where it is drowning out all other conversation.

I am getting a lot of complaints by IM, and you need to realize that.

I really don't want to see this board go the way of the IB because a handful of people don't seem to get that occasionally socking is funny, but when it is being constantly done it becomes old and tired and not funny.

And besides, Less has run out of words from his Thesaurus.

leagleaze · 10-29-2003, 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
At my whim and mercy.

and then may God help us all.

Pope Slave IX

This is an excellent threat. Stop with the stupid socks or I'll set Slave loose.

evenodds · 10-29-2003, 06:43 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
I couldn't agree more.

I hate all of you socks and socketeers. Your shit is old and dull. You drive amusing thoughts (not even jokes) into Chinese water torture.

I have decided to join PLF in retirement.

Au revoir!

Edited to add:

I cannot quit because then you fucks win.

I hate you with the fire of a thousand suns.

In case you thought I was joking, get the sock shit under control. Make it funny or cut it out. It's not that difficult.

I will start deleting substance-free sock posts before I see this board go to shit.

If I knew how to post a poll, I would ask this question:

What should we do with sock abusers?

-- Delete them?
-- Flip them?
-- Ban them?
-- Hunt them down and kill them?
-- Torture them for our pleasure?

Tyrone Slothrop · 10-29-2003, 06:43 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
And besides, Less has run out of words from his Thesaurus.

Like he needed a challenge.

As for what to do with the stupid socks, I say flip them (but only the ones I think are stupid), or hunt them down and kill them, but only after torturing them for our pleasure.

robustpuppy · 10-29-2003, 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
If I knew how to post a poll, I would ask this question:

What should we do with sock abusers?

-- Delete them?
-- Flip them?
-- Ban them?
-- Hunt them down and kill them?
-- Torture them for our pleasure?

Flip 'em first, then let the community at large hunt, kill, torture, etc. Mob justice.

{My vote is biased because sock busting is not a strength of mine, although lately I have found it easier to figure some of them out (but not because my skillz improved).}

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-29-2003, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
What should we do with sock abusers?

-- Delete them?
-- Flip them?
-- Ban them?
-- Hunt them down and kill them?
-- Torture them for our pleasure?

First, flip them. Then delete them. Then ban them.

TM

Connect_the_Dots · 10-29-2003, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by Sockretary of Defense
Committee, my ass.

And I'll do the proposing, or propositioning, or whatever.

Now sit down. The adults are in charge here.

Love,

Don

Even in the special olympics, there can be only one winner. Congratulations, highlander, you are the worst of the useless socks.

Replaced_Texan · 10-29-2003, 06:50 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
What should we do with sock abusers?

-- Delete them?
-- Flip them?
-- Ban them?
-- Hunt them down and kill them?
-- Torture them for our pleasure?

Flip them. But first, have a sock line-up, so we properly identify the offending socks. Some socks are funny and they don't need to be flipped just because others are idiotic.

evenodds · 10-29-2003, 06:51 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
First, flip them. Then delete them. Then ban them.

Then, salt the earth.

Tyrone Slothrop · 10-29-2003, 06:52 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Then, salt the earth.

I think they reproduce by laying their eggs in the bodies of dead things.

evenodds · 10-29-2003, 06:54 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
I think they reproduce by laying their eggs in the bodies of dead things.

Cool. So we need to burn the bodies I guess.

It's very Alamo, but if we must, we must.

Replaced_Texan · 10-29-2003, 06:55 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
I think they reproduce by laying their eggs in the bodies of dead things.

are you suggesting napalm?

Not Bob · 10-29-2003, 06:57 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
At my whim and mercy.

and then may God help us all.

Pope Slave IX

Good point, leagl. Please stay!

However, in honor of the Pope's team (and mine, too), I give you the first hockey haiku of this season. Enjoy.

Blueshirts beat the Wings
but lose to the Ducks at home?
Messier's still old.

notcasesensitive · 10-29-2003, 06:58 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
In case you thought I was joking, get the sock shit under control. Make it funny or cut it out. It's not that difficult.

I will start deleting substance-free sock posts before I see this board go to shit.

If I knew how to post a poll, I would ask this question:

What should we do with sock abusers?

-- Delete them?
-- Flip them?
-- Ban them?
-- Hunt them down and kill them?
-- Torture them for our pleasure?

Please, whatever you do, don't send them over to the vacations board. I have no idea what I am doing over there.

Carry on.