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10-29-2003, 09:18 PM
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#5011
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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But seriously....
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Originally posted by evenodds
Look, you are the godfather of socks, so I had to sacrifice you so that the FB may live.
You understand, don't you?
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So I'm a christlike martyr, is that what you are saying?
Eh, whatever.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-29-2003, 09:19 PM
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#5012
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Might Be Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Office, door closed.
Posts: 581
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Quantity, Not Quality
On the subject of random observations sure to bore the hell out of Less, I had an out of town hearing (not a deposition) in a small college town the other day. The local K-Mart had a sign, prominently displayed, along the highway advertising a 55 pack of Molson for $27.99.
First, when did they start selling 55 packs, and when did Molson become cheaper than Milwaukee's Best? And where was this invention during college and/or law school when it might have been useful?
Fuck.
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10-29-2003, 09:22 PM
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#5013
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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But seriously....
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Originally posted by leagleaze
Clearly there is a lesson here, and it is, don't piss off e/o.
Well that and the whole no annoying socks thing.
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But my socks weren't annoying, they were funny......in.an.annoying.way. Ooops. I guess maybe it is annoying but what about it seems like an injudicious application of your discretion.
This is not very gay. In fact its straight. The straightest. NTTAWWT.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-29-2003, 09:29 PM
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#5014
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 3
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A Plea to E/O, et al.
Let my people go.
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Are we not socks? If you prick us, do we not fray?
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10-29-2003, 09:32 PM
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#5015
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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A Plea to E/O, et al.
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Originally posted by Not Sock
Let my people go.
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Now that is really funny.
Even(no lame socks . . . ever)Odds
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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10-29-2003, 09:34 PM
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#5016
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
Posts: 1,446
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A Plea to E/O, et al.
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Originally posted by Not Sock
Let my people go.
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Two problems.
1. Socks are not people.
2. Obi-Wan Kenobi (aka Darth's little beyotch) isn't gonna help you now.
Funny stuff, though. |
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10-29-2003, 09:37 PM
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#5017
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Who's That Guy?
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Originally posted by Dave
I'm so sorry, I'll try to come up with some anal sex posts to keep you entertained instead of enraptured.
All y'all have corrupted my previously clear canadian head to the point when I saw a truck today advertising some company's expertise in 'Live Bottom Systems' (whatever they are), all I could picture was a couple of bears going at it.
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<titter>
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Boogers!
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10-29-2003, 09:38 PM
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#5018
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Quantity, Not Quality
Quote:
Originally posted by Dave
On the subject of random observations sure to bore the hell out of Less, I had an out of town hearing (not a deposition) in a small college town the other day. The local K-Mart had a sign, prominently displayed, along the highway advertising a 55 pack of Molson for $27.99.
First, when did they start selling 55 packs, and when did Molson become cheaper than Milwaukee's Best? And where was this invention during college and/or law school when it might have been useful?
Fuck.
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It's funnie cuz it's true.
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Boogers!
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10-29-2003, 09:41 PM
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#5019
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The Original Lame Sock
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Behind Washing Machine
Posts: 62
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Retirement
E/O, because we like you, and admire your ass, the following socks have agreed to join me in retirement:
Bil Mo'
Carol Merrill (sorry Ty!)
Monty Hall
Maine
Zimbabwe
Someone's Evil Twin
Feel free to delete them.
All we ask is that you consider asking Anttwat, Dat Phan, and Petunia to join us.
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10-29-2003, 09:42 PM
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#5020
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 3
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A Plea to E/O, et al.
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Two problems.
1. Socks are not people.
2. Obi-Wan Kenobi (aka Darth's little beyotch) isn't gonna help you now.
Funny stuff, though.
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1. I sock corrected.
2. I think it's supposed to be a lego Moses. Or Gandalf, I'm not sure. But why would Gandalf be hanging out with sheep? That pervert.
And now, my demands:
Until all of my kind are free, and can exercise our FB given right to post humorless, repetitive dreck, I will hold my breath. My death will be on your collective consciences. Really. It will.
Fight the power.
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Are we not socks? If you prick us, do we not fray?
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10-29-2003, 09:49 PM
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#5021
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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A Plea to E/O, et al.
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Originally posted by Not Sock
Until all of my kind are free, and can exercise our FB given right to post humorless, repetitive dreck, I will hold my breath. My death will be on your collective consciences. Really. It will.
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I don't think you should hold your breath. You'll just pass out. Instead, throw a plastic bag over your head, that will do it. |
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10-29-2003, 09:49 PM
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#5022
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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A Plea to E/O, et al.
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Sock
1. I sock corrected.
2. I think it's supposed to be a lego Moses. Or Gandalf, I'm not sure. But why would Gandalf be hanging out with sheep? That pervert.
And now, my demands:
Until all of my kind are free, and can exercise our FB given right to post humorless, repetitive dreck, I will hold my breath. My death will be on your collective consciences. Really. It will.
Fight the power.
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Amusing stuff. You are clearly improving with time.
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Boogers!
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10-29-2003, 09:50 PM
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#5023
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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A Plea to E/O, et al.
Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
I don't think you should hold your breath. You'll just pass out. Instead, throw a plastic bag over your head, that will do it.
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Leagl, that's a funny sock. Moses can stay.
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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10-29-2003, 09:51 PM
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#5024
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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A Plea to E/O, et al.
Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
Leagl, that's a funny sock. Moses can stay.
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I was just trying to be helpful. You, you, sock butcher. |
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10-29-2003, 10:03 PM
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#5025
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 1
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Now you've done it
Citizens of the FB:
Due to your thoughtlessness and careless disregard for life, Not Sock has died from lack of oxygen, and will no longer make any appearances. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
The inevitable wrongful death complaints will be served forthwith to the appropriate parties.
The family would appreciate donations to lawtalkers.com, in lieu of flowers.
Not Sock is gone, but his legacy will live on in each and every pointless post made in the future. Not Sock, we hardly knew ye.
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My name is The Estate of Not Sock, you killed my father, prepare to die.
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