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10-29-2003, 10:05 PM
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#5026
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Now you've done it
Is the plastic bag he used still available?
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10-29-2003, 10:06 PM
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#5027
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Now you've done it
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Originally posted by The Estate of Not Sock
Citizens of the FB:
Due to your thoughtlessness and careless disregard for life, Not Sock has died from lack of oxygen, and will no longer make any appearances. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
The inevitable wrongful death complaints will be served forthwith to the appropriate parties.
The family would appreciate donations to lawtalkers.com, in lieu of flowers.
Not Sock is gone, but his legacy will live on in each and every pointless post made in the future. Not Sock, we hardly knew ye.
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LOL
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Boogers!
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10-29-2003, 10:06 PM
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#5028
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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A Plea to E/O, et al.
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Originally posted by leagleaze
I was just trying to be helpful. You, you, sock butcher.
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If I have to sacrifice a few lame socks to save the FB for substantive posts about reality tv, music, etiquette, sex, and fashion, then that's the way it has to be.
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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10-29-2003, 10:12 PM
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#5029
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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A Plea to E/O, et al.
Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
If I have to sacrifice a few lame socks to save the FB for substantive posts about reality tv, music, etiquette, sex, and fashion, then that's the way it has to be.
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Flip, delete, ban, roast over a slow fire, whatever makes you happy babe.
You have my undying support in your sock butchery. |
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10-29-2003, 10:26 PM
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#5030
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Theo rests his case
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: who's askin?
Posts: 1,632
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A Plea to E/O, et al.
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Originally posted by evenodds
If I have to sacrifice a few lame socks to save the FB for substantive posts about reality tv, music, etiquette, sex, and fashion, then that's the way it has to be.
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Uhm, give me my fucking Friday Flame Wars or Give Me Death!
No. Wait. Give me the link to the exalted post re: advice-for-the-girlfriend-on-how-to-properly-go-down and my fucking Friday Flame Wars or Give Me Death, please.
Hell(and why does everyone hate on Petunia?)o
PS Please delete all my socks too. In fact, I dare ya.
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Man, back in the day, you used to love getting flushed, you'd be all like 'Flush me J! Flush me!' And I'd be like 'Nawww'
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10-29-2003, 10:32 PM
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#5031
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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A Plea to E/O, et al.
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Originally posted by Say_hello_for_me
Hell(and why does everyone hate on Petunia?)o
PS Please delete all my socks too. In fact, I dare ya.
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I love Petunia, because em is so dainty.
You are sockless. Now.
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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10-29-2003, 10:33 PM
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#5032
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Self Immolating
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Going Up in Smoke
Posts: 2
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A Plea to E/O, et al.
Quote:
Originally posted by Say_hello_for_me
Uhm, give me my fucking Friday Flame Wars or Give Me Death!
No. Wait. Give me the link to the exalted post re: advice-for-the-girlfriend-on-how-to-properly-go-down and my fucking Friday Flame Wars or Give Me Death, please.
Hell(and why does everyone hate on Petunia?)o
PS Please delete all my socks too. In fact, I dare ya.
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It was hot while it lasted.
I bid you adieu. |
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10-29-2003, 10:39 PM
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#5033
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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A Plea to E/O, et al.
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Originally posted by off steam
It was hot while it lasted.
I bid you adieu.
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Boogers!
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10-29-2003, 11:41 PM
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#5034
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 721
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subway
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
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Do you want to know what I had for lunch? Subway. Six inch. Grilled chicken, with lettuce, tomato and pickle. No mayo because that is gross.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
She didn't order twelve inches of whole wheat.
Or as I once heard a alzheimer-ridden grey hair say in ordering a sandwich, "I want a long darkie."
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10-30-2003, 12:19 AM
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#5035
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 17,161
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A Plea to E/O, et al.
Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
If I have to sacrifice a few lame socks to save the FB for substantive posts about... sex... then that's the way it has to be.
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I like it better this way.... who needs that other crap?
Ad(in other news, how does one work 15 hours a day and have a life?)der |
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10-30-2003, 12:24 AM
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#5036
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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The meaning of life
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Adder
in other news, how does one work 15 hours a day and have a life?
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You had one before, grasshopper? |
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10-30-2003, 12:47 AM
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#5037
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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A Plea to E/O, et al.
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Originally posted by Adder
I like it better this way.... who needs that other crap?
Ad(in other news, how does one work 15 hours a day and have a life?)der
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The crank.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-30-2003, 12:53 AM
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#5038
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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A Plea to E/O, et al.
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Originally posted by Adder
Ad(in other news, how does one work 15 hours a day and have a life?)der
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You make do with imaginary friends. Duh. Or you go absolutely nuts, but I think that's limited to those of us with an excessive number of vowels in our names. |
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10-30-2003, 01:09 AM
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#5039
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Now you've done it
Quote:
Originally posted by The Estate of Not Sock
Citizens of the FB:
Due to your thoughtlessness and careless disregard for life, Not Sock has died from lack of oxygen, and will no longer make any appearances. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
The inevitable wrongful death complaints will be served forthwith to the appropriate parties.
The family would appreciate donations to lawtalkers.com, in lieu of flowers.
Not Sock is gone, but his legacy will live on in each and every pointless post made in the future. Not Sock, we hardly knew ye.
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Not Bob will be devistated. He thinks of all Nots as part of his family. I weep for my cute older brother right now. This is Not Fair! |
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10-30-2003, 01:32 AM
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#5040
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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Quote:
Originally posted by Anne Elk
I had my Office avatar before you. Therefore, I invented Office avatars. But, since I am such a mild mannered wuss, you can keep Gareth.
Anne
BBCAmerican
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Thanks. If you like, I will have sex with you after Lee breaks up with you and you want to spite Tim for carrying on with Claire, if you're up for it. I was in the army, you know. |
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