New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
[blood thing] is flat-out weird.

As a certain person might say, indeed. I don't really mind weirdness, but this was just messy and not tasty. And did nothing to improve the sex (and I know it takes two to tango but it could have used some improvement).

Edited to note that while I say I don't mind weirdness, I did still find the request very weird. But I would have tolerated it better if everything else about the relationship was better.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Well there are really two things. One is that every time we have sex, I have to suck his finger and make it look like I am giving him a blowjob. Then every time after we have sex, and sometimes before, I have to go down on him. Now this would be fine except that he is like Sting and likes to go for hours, so I end up giving like five blowjobs in a session. This on top of the fingersucking. I am gonna have a jaw like Ben Assflakes if this continues.

Is it just the activity level that bugs you, or is he also doing the "smell yourself, taste yourself" bit?

Not that such a bit exists, or that if it did, that I would have any preferences one way or the other.

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is it just the activity level that bugs you, or is he also doing the "smell yourself, taste yourself" bit?*

Not that such a bit exists, or that if it did, that I would have any preferences one way or the other.

It is the activity level. Of the oral. He hasnt done that smell yourself taste ourself thing which would not bother me a bit. I am always happy to put on a show for the right audience. This guy just cannot get enough of the suckage, be it my own finger or his penis Though I should say I have shared a couple of outre requests (for me- to him, old hat) and he has offered to accomodate me when I get the nerve to do it.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Hey Mr. Wannabe a Player

Might I suggest that rather than impose your opinions on the whole board bc it is whta you think (how very Jeff Zucker of you- are you a junior exec at NBC, or just hoping to be by applying to the want ads in Variety?), you might just use the Ignore Function. If I post a lot, and it doesnt interst you, then I am a perfect candidate for it, right? That way you can continue to happily pretend you are an LA player who is still hip enough to do the scene. Tomato basil soup aside,

Sorry if I seem harsh but I have spent enough time around these wannabes using a JD or MBA to try to be a hollywood player that they really annoy the crap out of me. Either your dad is connected or he isnt. Dropping names and a nice grad degree isnt fooling anyone. ANd dont try to seem like you are an angeleno when clearly you arent. It is so obvious.

If you cared, you could have asked, and then I would have told you, as I've told several folks here via pm, that I'm an in-house studio lawyer (I'm not particularly concerned about being outed, duh). It's obvious that I didn't grow up in LA. I've referred to my school many times. So how does any of this make me a wannabe? I don't pretend to do any scene any more or less than I actually do. 19 nights out of 20 I'm home unpacking or paiting kitchen cabinets and watching crap TV. Otherwise I'm at a concert with my friends and/or my stunning wife. And in what respect does my (completely unconnected) dad have anything to do with anything? Random!

That said, I've no wish to ignore you. But unprovoked ad hominem attacks have no place here on Thursdays. So again, please fuck off and die. My 18 year old cat has melanoma and I'm in no mood.

[Jack Manfred]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Well there are really two things. One is that every time we have sex, I have to suck his finger and make it look like I am giving him a blowjob.

I've had women do this to me, but these seems more like a first date sort of thing. As in, I really like you, and this is what you're in store for later. At the time, it didn't do much for me. Sadly later, her skills didn't do much for me.

Then every time after we have sex, and sometimes before, I have to go down on him. Now this would be fine except that he is like Sting and likes to go for hours, so I end up giving like five blowjobs in a session.

This is not a fetish. This is being selfish. Maybe he's a blowjob camel, getting as many while he can, so he can live through the dry days.

FWIW (hi!), a little nibbling on my ear never hurt me. That also doesn't qualify as a fetish. Where is Atticus with the definition that confines fetish to objects used for sexual gratification, not sexual practices outside of the mainstream?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
FWIW (hi!), a little nibbling on my ear never hurt me. That also doesn't qualify as a fetish. Where is Atticus with the definition that confines fetish to objects used for sexual gratification, not sexual practices outside of the mainstream?

I was not offering the ear thing as a fetish and I am not averse to nibbling his ears. He seems to like it a lot. I'm averse to having my earns nibbled. A little teeny bit is OK, but anything more i just find irritating.

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
I've had women do this to me, but these seems more like a first date sort of thing. As in, I really like you, and this is what you're in store for later. At the time, it didn't do much for me. Sadly later, her skills didn't do much for me.

This is not a fetish. This is being selfish. Maybe he's a blowjob camel, getting as many while he can, so he can live through the dry days.

FWIW (hi!), a little nibbling on my ear never hurt me. That also doesn't qualify as a fetish. Where is Atticus with the definition that confines fetish to objects used for sexual gratification, not sexual practices outside of the mainstream?

On the finger thing- it isnt something I started doing. Though that is a pretty cheezy first date move i have to admit. He just says "suck my finger" every time we do it.

He isnt selfish on the BJs. he always makes sure I come before it his his turn. whattaguy. but I like the camel thoery. do all guys assume that BJs will become a rarity after awhile?

and I heart ear nilbbing. total erogenous zone.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
Maybe he's a blowjob camel

I just wanted to see that line again. If I was less lazy, I'd make it my signature or something. I think my next band will be called the Blowjob Camels.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
Where is Atticus with the definition that confines fetish to objects used for sexual gratification, not sexual practices outside of the mainstream?

Dude, not you, too. Having sex with Asian women is a sexual practice outside of the mainstream? 540 million Chinese men beg to differ.*

*Excludes the 10% of Chinese men who have an Asian man fetish and the ones who carry their nuts around the palace in decorative enameled clay pots.

[notcasesensitive]

Jack Manfred's "protein-enriched" line makes me think that he is giving a lot of blowjobs to men (nttawwt). And maybe he is and that is the point of the line. Or maybe I am the only person whose mind goes immediately to the gutter with mention of protein. This is all very confusing to me.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I just wanted to see that line again. If I was less lazy, I'd make it my signature or something. I think my next band will be called the Blowjob Camels.

I am with you, brother. Before I read your post, I had already predicted to no less (and no more) than two poster via IM (Hi penske and paigow!!) that "blowjob camel" would quickly enter the FB lexicon.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Since you were so ahead of the curve on the metrosexuality thing and man skirts, I'm laying in plenty of ice wine and waiting to see what you'll come up with next.

Smart man. I like the cut of your jib. Keep it up and I'm sure that there is a corner office with your name on it.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Connect_the_Dots
Explain? Did he put the ketchup on himself or on you? If on you, how did you taste it? And what exactly is a "blood fetish"? Did he like to pretend that you were bleeding? Dead?

A fetish is when something that wouldn't normally turn someone on becomes an object of gratification. Like feet do it for some people. This guy just liked the look of blood. It didn't mean anyone was actually bleeding or dead or that he was pretending that someone was. Hard to understand, but that's what it is. So not violent, but still weird and creepy.

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I am with you, brother. Before I read your post, I had already predicted to no less (and no more) than two poster via IM (Hi penske and paigow!!) that "blowjob camel" would quickly enter the FB lexicon.

Uh, no. We were talking about what a tool str8 is- the litlte schlub who really wants to be a star but donest want to take the risk so becomes a jr exec at Warner Bros instead and pretends its the same.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
If you cared, you could have asked, and then I would have told you, as I've told several folks here via pm, that I'm an in-house studio lawyer (I'm not particularly concerned about being outed, duh). It's obvious that I didn't grow up in LA. I've referred to my school many times. So how does any of this make me a wannabe?

Paigow is pointing out that in Hollywood, just working at a studio doesn't mean you're really in the industry, which is notoriously insular. You have to be someone's kid, which is flat out impossible if you come from somewhere kooky like Canada or Austria. Californians -- even expats in places like DC -- will never accept a foreigner as one of them, so give it up.

At least I think that's her gist. YMMV.