New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
googlewar doesn't count if you are using a frequently used term incorrectly. but I have no cock in this fight.

You may not have a cock, and I may not either, but your comment is fortuitous -- sunnybunny would be a good match for mmmmmmmmmmm.

Edited to add that I guess you could have a threesome with zakon and sb. Or zakon could read erotic stories with misused terms aloud as you and sunny go at it.

[dtb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
googlewar doesn't count if you are using a frequently used term incorrectly. but I have no cock in this fight.

[should be edited to add: "or otherwise" but I don't have those nifty mod-powers to edit others' posts.]


(You're welcome, ncs.)

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Cervix. Well, I hope cervix.

Yeh, that thing.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
.... but I have no cock in this fight.

Nice. One could also say "that dog won't hunt" in this context.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yeh, that thing.

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
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This can be poked in any position, depending on the girl.

And, I suppose, depending on the guy.

Or a combination.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think Thrasher wanted that to stay just between the two of you.

Sure, turn around for one second and Fringey is on about my ass. Harumph.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
googlewar doesn't count if you are using a frequently used term incorrectly. but I have no cock in this fight.

When I get home tonight, I will google "define:'rear entry'" (or do the equivalent research) to figure this out. In all my years of fucking and porn, I've _never_ heard anal sex described as rear entry.

Can't str8 tell us the answer to this? What kind of studio is it?

[Atticus Grinch]

Speaking of fucked up rape fantasies, this came across my news ticker. Check this out, FB people:

A 29-year-old woman said someone claiming to be her posted a provocative personal ad on an online dating site. She said she had no idea, until a stranger called her this week and claimed that she had stood her up for an appointment for sex at her home. The man on the phone said the plan they supposedly discussed online included him sneaking in through the back of her house, and role-playing a sexual attack. "It was supposed to be a simulated rape," she said. Yahoo news link here.

Look for this to show up as a defense theory in a prowler rapist case next week in a real courtroom, and the week after that on "Law & Order."

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
but I have no cock in this fight.

you've got an ass and a cooter, though. I'd think ensuring the right one's in play would be in your interest.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Things that doth suck

"Hey, we should reeeallly get a limo to Atlantic City... come on... I'm a fucking rock star at blackjack... baccarat... whatever... I'll call, come on... really, I'm serious. Gimme a cigarette. Fuck, these pants are driving me nuts. Is it hot in here? Fuuuuck is it ever nice out tonight..."

....dead silence....

"Do you have to uh.... take a really big shit?"

S(Oh, God, this sucks... please don't let me die squeezing out this chocolate submarine... I don't want to be posthumously nicknamed "Elvis")D

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield



S(I wonder how much damage casual use of that stuff from time to time can really do to one's heart... it can really get your ticker revving like a motherfucker)D

Ask Len Bias. (or not, depending on whether you believe his friends' claims)

[evenodds]

Originally posted by mmm3587
When I get home tonight, I will google "define:'rear entry'" (or do the equivalent research) to figure this out. In all my years of fucking and porn, I've _never_ heard anal sex described as rear entry.

I just googled "rear entry." Aside from a conversion van, it's all about non-anal vaginal penetration.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Cervix. Well, I hope cervix.
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This can be poked in any position, depending on the girl.

And, I suppose, depending on the guy.

Or a combination.

True. I have large hands and recall hitting it s few times while fingering chicks in high school. I don't think they liked it too much, but hey... I was learning technique. Mistakes will be made.

S(Now when I finger 15 year olds I'm careful... I want "caring points")D

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by evenodds
I just googled "rear entry." Aside from a conversion van, it's all about non-anal vaginal penetration.

Thanks. Now can you google "chocolate submarine" just for kicks?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by evenodds
I just googled "rear entry." Aside from a conversion van, it's all about non-anal vaginal penetration.

Someone has major job security.