New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I had a lesbian doctor when I first moved here. I didn't think she wanted me (surprise!) and she seemed totally competent, but it made me laugh that in trying to avoid the men I ended up with someone who likes women anyway.

On the other side, my favorite gyno (indeed, my favorite doc) was a gay man. I miss miss miss him. He was the best, most non-judgmental, matter of fact, empathetic doctor ever.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
It is not any sort of homophobia thing. I have many gay or lesbian friends and have never had an issue with that. I have just always felt more comfortable with a male physician in instances where I might be exposed or touched in a private area. That does not make me homophobic.

Sheesh, it ain't like I think a doc, male or female, is going to take liberties with me. I just feel more comfortable being naked around men if I absolutely must be naked.

The more things like this I hear from TF, the more she reminds me of one of my ex-girlfriends (coincidentally, rear entry side of mouth kissing women). Without the NASCAR part. No women really like that shit. And RESOMKW didn't mind being naked around anyone. But I digress...

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I had a lesbian doctor when I first moved here. I didn't think she wanted me (surprise!) and she seemed totally competent, but it made me laugh that in trying to avoid the men I ended up with someone who likes women anyway.

I usually end up with women doctors. They tend to refer me to male specialists though. So it's a nice balance. I don't think I have a preference.

With massage therapists, I prefer women. It's strange but the men just don't seem to do as good a job.

And about barely's taint article, I know Less is joking, but I am embarassed to admit that I didn't know that was the name for that particular region until a month ago or so, when someone kindly explained (without calling me a big loser, I might add, so thank you, nice person). So I didn't write it.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It would have been better if you had copied all that text and pasted it in the message as your own prose. I think TM would have been fooled and he likely would not have penskeed you.

To be clear, I never intended to give the impression that the Ice Wine definition was original. I was just too lazy and/or busy to give a cite.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Would you see a female doctor about your dick or are you only comfy with men doctors?

I have never been able to get comfortable with the idea of a woman ob/gyn or even with the new rules about a woman being in the room while my male doc does the exam. Is it me?

I never go near doctors, not even when sick. I don't want anyone to tell me I have to change anything.

But when I have seen doctors, I've seen both male and female. I had a hot woman doctor once who looked like a poor man's Iman. She was fucking cool.

I never thought of female docs any different than males. In fact, I preferred them. They seemed to give more of a shit about you, whereas dudes were usually gruff, bored and in a hurry. Its all clinical and parts are parts. I don't think sex could ever enter my mind in a hospital... excpet for the chick who looked like a low rent Iman... I dug her shit.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick

With massage therapists, I prefer women. It's strange but the men just don't seem to do as good a job.

I prefer male message therapists and female doctors. Quirky. The message therapist thing is b/c their hands are usually bigger so the pressure seems firmer to me.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
To be clear, I never intended to give the impression that the Ice Wine definition was original. I was just too lazy and/or busy to give a cite.

This may be true. However notwithstanding the veracity of your statement you left yourself open to excessive taunting as a result of the lack of cite. Continue.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by evenodds
I prefer my female doctors. Our family doctor is a woman (a very hot asian woman, nttawwt) and gave the OM a full physical. He was slightly mortified at having to discuss his sexual history with her, not to mention the turn head and cough parts.

I never leveled with any doc but a family friend, once. And he and I agreed it would be "off the chart." I don't trust docs worth shit because they write way too much and the fucking HMOs and hospitals skeev me out. I don't want to get denied health insurance someday because I admitted smoking butts to some asshole years ago or fessed up to a lurid sexual past. Its probably paranoia, but I don't say shit to docs unless they first tell me I'm OK. Once they say that, there's no reason to discuss my behaviors.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
For those of you keeping score at home, that's a Dayton Special, a Youngstown Surprise, a Cleveland Steamer, and the little-known Shaker Heights Splashdown.

Not to mention a Cincinnati Five-Way and Toledo Mud Hen...

Keeping with the theme, I present the following haiku public service announcement:

Japan travel tip
"Hot Bukkake" is not food
Say "No" to waiter

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I prefer male message therapists and female doctors. Quirky. The message therapist thing is b/c their hands are usually bigger so the pressure seems firmer to me.

Hell, I just give myself the handjob and spend the $50 on cds.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Not to mention a Cincinnati Five-Way and Toledo Mud Hen...

Keeping with the theme, I present the following haiku public service announcement:

Japan travel tip
"Hot Bukkake" is not food
Say "No" to waiter

Is this based on experience? And what is a Buckeye, anyway?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I had a lesbian doctor when I first moved here. I didn't think she wanted me (surprise!)

Did you want her? I'm sure if it had been a case of life imitating the art of porno movies the examination would have been a bit more thorough. Maybe next time.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred

[lingerie] do[es]n't have to be useless. You'll get over the transom eventually. Plus, women who own quality lingerie that they wear when they want to feel sexy should be encouraged.

Chris on the old board was an OTT fan of lingerie. The Attican and a whole lot of other guys dissented. dtb zinged him with something along the lines of how based on the responses chris' views clearly weren't representative of his gender's.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by dtb

Nor should he be confused with the other Colin Ferguson, who went on a murderous rampage with a handgun on a LIRR commuter train several years ago. That guy sucks.

Anyone who sits idly in a subway car watching a loon pull out and load a 9mm assumes the risk of being murdered.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I prefer male message therapists and female doctors. Quirky. The message therapist thing is b/c their hands are usually bigger so the pressure seems firmer to me.

Hhhmm, we diverge again. Notwithstanding the correct assessment of average hand size, the best massages I have ever had have been from a 90 pound 4' 11" women. Hands down.

I can give you her name for the next time you are in Chicago. Page me and I'll reply via text messaging.