New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I had promised myself not to get into this voting crap, but this Ollie masterpiece changed my mind. I vote for Ollie.

Second. But I may only get half a vote, I don't know (although I was special enough to have oermission to view the Breasticle Day photos even though I did not actually partake so I suppose I should rate a whole vote). I note that in songs in which I have been mentioned the focus is, once again, on the anal sex thingy. If I ever finally get popped in the ass, do I have to retire?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
But I think you women (except E/O) are all wrong on this. I think as many women will fuck a stupid man as men will fuck a stupid woman. As a matter of fact, I'll bet if you all pull out your laminated list there is at least one stupid man on it.

That's theoretical fucking and does not count. A better test would be if we all listed everyone we've ever fucked and figured out what proportion were stupid.

Of course, that would require both remembering everyone we've ever fucked AND having some clue as to their intelligence.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I had promised myself not to get into this voting crap, but this Ollie masterpiece changed my mind. I vote for Ollie.

2, but only if he spells parodies correctly.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
A better test would be if we all listed everyone we've ever fucked and figured out what proportion were stupid.

Of course, that would require both remembering everyone we've ever fucked AND having some clue as to their intelligence.

I can say with confidence that in almost every fucking experience I have had, one of the two of us has been stupid.

Mojito
4656 Excelsior Blvd., St. Louis Park
952.922.6656
www.mojito.us


In honor of PLF's retirement, I invite you all to toast and celebrate his greatest and lamest hit at Mojito's. Which is in St. Louis Park, which apparently is in Minnesota somewhere.

From the City Paper:

Finally, Mojito is the opposite of Chino Latino because, says Paddock, "They're the hot zones, foods and flavors on the equator, and we go up and down--a latitude of flavor." Which means, I think, that if you imagine a latitudinal net of parallel lines that stretch from Antarctica to the North Pole, you will come to understand that the pastureland of Argentina is like the pastureland of Kansas, and that Mojito serves the flavors of Argentina, Chile, Brazil, Cuba, Mexico, Denver, New York, Minneapolis, and, if they feel like it one day, Canada. Paddock and the company he founded for this project, Hospitality Management Services, have even trademarked a phrase for this: "Crossroads Cuisine."

So celebreate Crossroads Cuisine while we celelbraet the Crossroads of the life of our own Sweet Petals. You don't buy what Paddock says? He doesn t know shit about the Crossroads Cuisine, or the Mojito itself? THen read on. It is as of the Flower wrote it himself

"And if you think that all of North, South, and Central America is an influence base that is so broad as to be meaningless, well, then you are obviously thinking like a restaurant critic, and this is the sort of sour little rain that you can expect to live in forevermore, because people stop inviting you anywhere."

And you know what si the next step after people stop inviting you anywhere. The Ignore LIst.

[SlaveNoMore]

Atticus Grinch
Alas, the Cohen Bros. will soon discover the madding truth of Matt Stone and Trey Parker's refrain: "Simpsons already did it."

It's COEN Brothers.

I've grown to expect so much more from an esoteric little twit such as yourself.

s4(love the fridays)e

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
It's COEN Brothers.

I've grown to expect so much more from an esoteric little twit such as yourself.

s4(love the fridays)e

Excellent.

Atticus, you must learn to appreciate the lesser things in life.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
2, but only if he spells parodies correctly.

I'm not sure how I managed that misspelling. Must be a Ramones thing. But what's done is done. I'm not gonna edit.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: When can we set up an appointment for you to suck my dick? Can be in a bar bathroom or your place. Whichever you like.

TM

Now that's intriguing. Ok, but I will need a drink first.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I had promised myself not to get into this voting crap, but this Ollie masterpiece changed my mind. I vote for Ollie.

Hm. I'm not liking it so much. Not sure why.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Would you fuck a stupid person?

I am betting that more men would fuck a stupid woman, then women would fuck a stupid man, cause I am sexist that way.


I would not fuck a stupid person. I would find her too irritating to fuck.

I would fuck a stupid person. Not a stupid and ugly person though.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Would you fuck a stupid person?

Does masturbation count?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That's theoretical fucking and does not count.

I thought leagl was thinking about this as theoretical fucking. She wanted to know "would we" rather than "have we."

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I thought leagl was thinking about this as theoretical fucking. She wanted to know "would we" rather than "have we."

Everyone's done both... that's a distinction without a difference.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Now that's intriguing. Ok, but I will need a drink first.

(Why do they always say this first?)

Is this enough?



TM