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10-13-2003, 02:40 PM
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#1366
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Two Things
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Were you at the one where they threw money on stage? I wonder how he changes the act from show to show. Sometimes I think he just goes off on a tangent and just talks about stuff off the top of his head. But he's so good you can't tell.
The "racists aren't as polite as smokers" bit was the funniest part. "Do you mind if I'm racist in here? Oh. Okay. I'll just step outside for a bit of racism, then."
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I didn't see any money thrown. I was thinking about how much the content of his shows vary when the rude drunk woman was distracting him. I think they probably don't vary much because he pulled himself back to his topic very well (but without seeming like he was trying particularly). Though I'm sure his stream of consciousness must allow for some ad libbing from gig to gig.
The hard thing with Eddie is actually breaking out individual jokes to quote (though that racist/smoker bit was funny). I liked the CroMagnon Trading Spaces bit. And the passport/born in Yemen bit.
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10-13-2003, 02:42 PM
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#1367
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Articles not intended to start fat-wars again.
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Originally posted by Watchtower
It is not that scary, and most of it occurs between consenting adults behind closed church (synagogue, mosque, etc.) doors.
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Please, then, keep Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson et al. behind those closed doors.
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10-13-2003, 02:43 PM
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
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Two Things
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
1. Last week I saw Eddie Izzard's standup, Sexie. It was pretty good. Not as good as his act where he goes into the history of the naming of Englebert Humperdink (or however it's spelled). Enjoyed it.
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We saw it on Saturday night. Quite good. Although the Humperdink bit is hard to top, the Hamlet soliliquoy done by the Neanderthal was pretty entertaining.
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10-13-2003, 02:44 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Live from New York
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Originally posted by leagleaze
article in CNN about some men posing nude for a calendar to help their school. The thing is the men are like, really old. So I am wondering, who is buying this calendar?
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Are you kidding me here. Read "Junction City, Oregon."
Where people say "I'm going to do the warsh."
Those guys are probably hot in comparison to the toothless dudes in the wheat fields.
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10-13-2003, 02:48 PM
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Genesis 2:25
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Standing on the First Amendment!
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Articles not intended to start fat-wars again.
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Please, then, keep Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson et al. behind those closed doors.
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Oh, I wish we could, but there are some bad seeds in every field. At least we have Jimmy Carter to put in the balance as well.
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10-13-2003, 02:48 PM
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#1371
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Dallas
Hey all you Texans. If you are in the Dallas area, can you send me a PM?
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10-13-2003, 02:48 PM
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
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Various and sundry
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
So did you say yes? How do they do it now? There used to be a "diary" you had to keep, and of course everyone lied about how much TV they watched. Then there was a "box." Do they still do the box?
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Of course since letting anyone know you are "on the clock" is a disqualifying event, this is all theory. There is a box. The radio ratings, however, have a really annoying diary. Again, in theory.
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10-13-2003, 02:53 PM
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In my dreams ...
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,955
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Articles not intended to start fat-wars again.
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
...I hate high fructose corn syrup - it destroys the taste of food and you can't get away from it. ... I am somewhat sympathetic to the argument that to a certain extent, being fat is a poverty issue - if you are poor, you are almost forced to eat this stuff ...
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Unless you actually cook, which, in addition to being cheaper, means one can stay away from processed food additives quite easily.
BR(yes, I know, may not be cheaper for the time spent, and cooking one's own BBQ sauce is undoutbedly an onerous burden. Nevermind baking bread, but bread is just empty calories, anyway.)C
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10-13-2003, 02:58 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Lamborghini, Ferrarri...
Ford?
http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/ptech/1....ap/index.html
In case you have $150k to spend and you refuse to buy an import.
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10-13-2003, 03:02 PM
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
Posts: 1,781
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Lambourgini, Ferrarri...
Hey, that's about what I spent repairing my Ford! D'you think they'd just give a new one?
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10-13-2003, 03:07 PM
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Guest
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Articles not intended to start fat-wars again.
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Originally posted by purse junkie
Americans are really religious
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Tell me about it - I have been given a cross and several child's prayer books for the fetus as well as a stuffed dog that prays aloud when you squish it, by well-meaning people who don't consider that not everyone thinks like they do. I'll probably give the stuff to some church's donate-toys-n-stuff program at X-mas.
-T(deep in the heart of it)L
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10-13-2003, 03:11 PM
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
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Articles not intended to start fat-wars again.
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Unless you actually cook, which, in addition to being cheaper, means one can stay away from processed food additives quite easily.
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I'm starting to rethink my ridicule of suing the food industry for health problems. Just when I started shopping at an incredibly expensive health food store to keep away from unnatural partially-hydrogenated-whatsits-and-weird-chemical-additives because doctors are saying it's so bad for you, companies are suddenly taking all this stuff out of their products with no detrimental impact on taste that I've noticed. Why did these chumps think it was okay to feed us this garbage until now? I'm really getting emotionally distressed over this...
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but you'll look sweet/upon the seat/of a bicycle built for two
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10-13-2003, 03:14 PM
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In my dreams ...
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Articles not intended to start fat-wars again.
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Originally posted by TexLex
Tell me about it - I have been given a cross and several child's prayer books for the fetus as well as a stuffed dog that prays aloud when you squish it, by well-meaning people who don't consider that not everyone thinks like they do. I'll probably give the stuff to some church's donate-toys-n-stuff program at X-mas.
-T(deep in the heart of it)L
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Wonder what they'd do if you gave their kid a corn-baby at Lammas to sacrifice for the harvest?
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10-13-2003, 03:15 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Articles not intended to start fat-wars again.
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Actually, your position on coastal secession is one thing you would have in common with a lot of people from Missouri...
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Well, would they please stand up and be counted so we can do this thing by agreement?
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10-13-2003, 03:17 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Articles not intended to start fat-wars again.
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Unless you actually cook, which, in addition to being cheaper, means one can stay away from processed food additives quite easily.
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I agree - I recently became acquainted with a room called the kitchen for that very reason. Now it's becoming obsessive, but that is to be expected from me.
But it's kind of about education as well. I can read all kinds of stuff that tells me what is good and bad to eat because I am educated and know where to look. Someone that is not educated may have no idea that he is purchasing crap. The answer is that he should educate himself but I don't think that's realistic or fair.
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