Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan


Cowtown, that's funny. If I had the time I would let the other 3.6 million people here know that we live in a cowtown. It ain't NYC, but it certainly is not a cowtown and with 500 people per day moving in (recent report) I feel bad for the cows who will obviously be displaced.

I've been to Atlanta more times than I can count. I like it. It's quite nice. But it's really just one big ginormous suburb with the worst traffic east of the Mississippi...

On another note, do the Cosi restaurants/cafes suck as much in NYC as they do everywhere else?

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by bridge of love
the Jewish equivalent called "wigheads" among the less religous, would allow other women to see them sans wig. is the Koran restriction only as to men? perhaps Fla. could accomadate her with a private photo room to unveil, with only women.

I think the objection is to having someone inspecting the ID (very possibly male) seeing her face, not just having to remove the veil during the actual photography. And, from what I understand, the muslim restriction is just men.

Raises an interesting question, though - I haven't heard of a similar issue being raised with orthodox jews w/r/t wigs/haircolor. I presume women are photographed with their wigs on - what haircolor do they put on the license? Color of wig? Color of real hair?

On second thought, not that interesting. It isn't any different from other women, who can certainly don wigs (or dye) at will. And, certainly, changing haircolor isn't nearly as obstructive to identification as basically wearing a mask.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
On second thought, not that interesting. It isn't any different from other women, who can certainly don wigs (or dye) at will. And, certainly, changing haircolor isn't nearly as obstructive to identification as basically wearing a mask.

And also not that different from the DMV insisting that your weight be on your license and then believing what you say. According to cops I know, women tend to lie about weight and men about height. The thing is that most of the lies are simply laughable -- like the 300 pound woman who lists herself as 180 or the 5'4" guy listed as 5'9". Technically, this would be a jailable offense in most states (not being fat but rather lying on a government issued document) but think what a media frenzy there would be.

[robustpuppy]

than being a lawyer; for example, you could be Mike Tyson's adviser:

http://espn.go.com/boxing/news/2003/0528/1560271.html (spree: Mike Tyson says he hates Desiree Washington so much that he wishes he had, in fact, raped her)


I bet his adviser has bruises on her forehead from banging it on her desk.

[ThrashersFan]

MAY 28--Angelina Jolie is once again a free woman. Well, not exactly free, but her brief marriage to Billy Bob Thornton officially bit the dust yesterday, according to the below documents just filed in Los Angeles Superior Court. Ten months after filing for divorce from the creepy Thornton, the 27-year-old actress was granted an uncontested divorce judgment that does not require Thornton, 47, to provide her with spousal support. Though the stars have entered into a separate--and unfiled--agreement regarding support payments and visitation schedules for their 21-month-old son. Jolie's lawyer, Laura Wasser, declined to say whether her client would have sole or shared custody of the adopted child. "It was a big point in the divorce that things remained confidential," Wasser told TSG. "It would be a disservice to both of them to provide those kinds of details." With the divorce now finalized, Thornton officially becomes a five-time nuptials loser. Jolie, on the other hand, has only had two marriages crater. (7 pages)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/doc_o_day/doc_o_day.shtml

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
MAY 28--Angelina Jolie is once again a free woman. (7 pages)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/doc_o_day/doc_o_day.shtml

Perhaps now she can hook up with her brother after that passionate awards-show kiss. Certainly couldn't be a grosser choice than Billy Bob.

In other celebrity sleaze news, Lisa Marie Presley apparently has conceded Michael Jackson was not thrilling in bed but that personality-wise he was "riveting." And that she'd be better off as a lesbian. NTTAWWT, of course.

P(damn, fell off the wagon again)J

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Why do you label our sex vanilla? I think blow-jobs, doggy-style and you on top are a bit more than vanilla.

Are you serious? This is the very definition of vanilla. You are one step away from straight missionary sex all the time -- and I can't think of a flavor more boring than vanilla to describe that.

This answer is too over the top. I stopped thinking you were a sock for awhile, but now I'm not so sure.

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Why would I want to fuck you in the ass when there are two other holes that you and I enjoy using?

Why would he want to fuck you in the mouth when there is another hole that you and he enjoy using?

TM

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

On another note, do the Cosi restaurants/cafes suck as much in NYC as they do everywhere else?

By suck, do you mean food-quality-wise or management/service-wise?

I can tell you the one I no longer frequent in DC is horribly managed. Evidently they have a former Soviet running the place, because you wait in one line to place your order, then another line to get your food, and then a third line to pay for the order. Of course, all three lines (well, four, one for salad and one for sandwiches) are really just one big mass of people, because there's no organization to how the lines go. People have to cut through one line to get to the next one. What a mess.

What's remarkable is that after a few months like this there still are lines, considering the other local options. I think the bread is crack-infused. That's the only possible explanation.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you serious? This is the very definition of vanilla. You are one step away from straight missionary sex all the time -- and I can't think of a flavor more boring than vanilla to describe that.

This answer is too over the top. I stopped thinking you were a sock for awhile, but now I'm not so sure.

Why would he want to fuck you in the mouth when there is another hole that you and he enjoy using?

TM

Okay, so to you anything short of anal-sex is vanilla -- I can live with that. Other than that, I don't get what you are suggesting. Call me naive, but I assumed that sex was either him on top, him behind (but not in the butt), side-by-side (which is fun but sometimes your resting arm goes numb), standing (again, fun but not always convenient because of height differences) or me on top -- these positions can occur in many places but that does not change the position (chair, table, counter-top, shower, floor, car, lawn, deck, pool, etc). Please sir, share with me the sexual positions that I am missing that involve two people (a male and a female) and no anal intrusion because short of what I have listed above I just don't know of any. And remember, we are talking positions here not he introduction of toys, other people, etc. You tell me that all of the positions that I have listed are vanilla and I am simply asking you to tell me the others so that I may consider them.

Are you saying that you don't like blow-jobs? Fine, your choice. Sometimes circumstances prohibit normal vaginal sex and thus a blow-job fills the void. Some guys like them. You don't. That's your choice.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Also, I'm late to the anal discussion, but although I've never engaged in it, I've never been particularly against it until I heard here that it gave men "bragging rights." Now there's no way I'm ever going to have anal sex with a guy unless I have serious blackmail-worthy information about him sufficient to deter him from bragging to all and sundry about my bedroom proclivities (I'm compensating b/c I only knew the meaning of 13 words on that spelling list).

You shouldn't let that stop you since the same type of guys who would brag about doing you up the ass would surely just make it up if they really wanted bragging rights. So, either way, you get fucked up the ass.

So, either don't worry about it. Or don't date those types of guys.

TM

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
By suck, do you mean food-quality-wise or management/service-wise?

I can tell you the one I no longer frequent in DC is horribly managed. Evidently they have a former Soviet running the place, because you wait in one line to place your order, then another line to get your food, and then a third line to pay for the order. Of course, all three lines (well, four, one for salad and one for sandwiches) are really just one big mass of people, because there's no organization to how the lines go. People have to cut through one line to get to the next one. What a mess.

What's remarkable is that after a few months like this there still are lines, considering the other local options. I think the bread is crack-infused. That's the only possible explanation.

Thank you!!!!That explains it. I eat the salads all the time and I swore off white flour, with a mexican exception, a long time ago. Yet, I cant refuse the bread and I haevf to bite into it before I even get back to my desk. And though I eat it all the time, it is not making me fat, which white flour is guaranteed to tdo. It must be the crack.

Crack is hot and delicious. Especially with melted brie and caramelized onions on top.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you serious? This is the very definition of vanilla. You are one step away from straight missionary sex all the time -- and I can't think of a flavor more boring than vanilla to describe that.

This answer is too over the top. I stopped thinking you were a sock for awhile, but now I'm not so sure.

Why would he want to fuck you in the mouth when there is another hole that you and he enjoy using?

TM

What's amazing to me about this is that if the reluctance to experiment is a result of an "incident" it would be understandable. But that would lead only to a desire not to do more "outré" things, not to say those aren't also vanilla. Sure, some women don't like to have men go down on them, but it's hard to call that anything but vanilla. Unless the "incident" in question was being placed in a convent by one's parents for doing the psuedo-punk thing.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
What's amazing to me about this is that if the reluctance to experiment is a result of an "incident" it would be understandable. But that would lead only to a desire not to do more "outré" things, not to say those aren't also vanilla. Sure, some women don't like to have men go down on them, but it's hard to call that anything but vanilla. Unless the "incident" in question was being placed in a convent by one's parents for doing the psuedo-punk thing.

I believe that what the incident did was shut me down sexually for many years -- perhaps the years during which I would have otherwise developed a curiosity for experimentation.

What is amazing to me is that you seem to think that not wanting to be butt-fucked, eaten out, use objects/toys, be whipped, or whatever makes a person strange. I enjoy sex, the kind where the penis goes into the vagina with the person I love. Forgive me for not needing an assplug, additional people, animals or batteries to enjoy sex. If that makes me weird, then I revel in my fucking weirdness.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I've been to Atlanta more times than I can count. I like it. It's quite nice. But it's really just one big ginormous suburb with the worst traffic east of the Mississippi...

Also, Turner Field is a great place to see a baseball game (though you have wonder why they have problem selling out for playoff games -- perhaps the Braves have spoiled them?). And I kinda dig the Coca Cola museum.

[SlaveNoMore]

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Unless the "incident" in question was being placed in a convent by one's parents for doing the psuedo-punk thing.

Maybe her daddy is Ted Danson?

not7y(Incest Thursday)S