Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I agree. Is the notification of that non-message ever going to go away?

It should yes. I'll take a look at it for you though. Do you have any PMs you are saving? I can reset your box for you, but the only way I can do that is to empty it. I can't read your PMs so I can't selectively remove things for you.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Oh, and the pat-down search. That was unpleasant. Having never been arrested, I have never had a true pat-down search before. Being patted-down before a concert or a Raiders game is completely different than the "terrorist" pat-down you get at the airport. She touched EVERYTHING. I'm sure she even touched everything twice.

I have no idea if you're white, black, hispanic, asian or whatever else I can't think of right now, but you should know that black people all over this country secretly lol and chai tea spit whenever we see white people go through this and throw a fit.

Security: "Step to the side, sir. We'll need to pat you down."

White guy who has never been stopped for no reason: "What? Me? Why would you need to...HEY!"

Security: "Sir, please lift your arms."

White guy who has never been falsely accused of anything: "But I'm not a...do you need to touch me there...exCUSE me!"

Security: "If you're not going to cooperate, sir, this is going to take much longer than it should."

White guy who has never been hassled by the cops: "I have a flight to catch. I am not a criminal or a terrorist."

Security: "Take off your shoes."

White guy who thinks black people exaggerate their profiling stories: "This is RIDICulous! People shouldn't be treated this way. I've a good mind to...Where are you going?"

Security: "Can you empty your bag?"

White guy who is in favor of racial profiling: "Now see here...there is nothing in my bag. Let me talk to your supervisor. This is a major invasion of my privacy!"

TM

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
[long turnaround about racial profiling.
TM

Trading Places made the point far more adeptly.


La Boheme . . . It's an Opera.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by purse junkie
So while (as always) what you say makes perfect sense, I have no idea WTF Thurgreed's babbling about.

Thurgreed's post was like the opposite of "My Favorite Things" from the Sound of Music. It's about posters and posting habits that annoy him -- i.e., girly/valley talk, initials, Paigow, fufu, posts about Curb, posts about being on the phone with other posters, misuse of the word irony, you, and me.

I'm tickled.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

Dat's too serious, and I'm sure he is the least funny of the remaining comics in a sitting-around-the-house bullshitting kind of way. His stand-up is funny, though. I think the NY crew could be in for a surprise if they pick him next week (and I think they will).

It must be his color coded notebook. The dude should go to law school.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by purse junkie
So while (as always) what you say makes perfect sense, I have no idea WTF Thurgreed's babbling about.

Not surprising. But don't strain yourself. I just put your name in that post because it fit with the other two. RP got it and that's who it was aimed at.

TM

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by leagleaze
I'll take a look at it for you though... I can reset your box for you, but the only way I can do that is to empty it.

Until I got to the last phrase, I was going to ask if we could watch... NTTAWWT

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Not surprising. But don't strain yourself. I just put your name in that post because it fit with the other two. RP got it and that's who it was aimed at.

TM

Waaaait a minute...I annoy you?

[NotFromHere]

I have a dilemma. Boss of a very good friend has a kid who wants to go to law school. Has recently graduated from a small college and I think had really good grades.

Kid wants to go to Stanford. They gave kid my phone number and told em to call me for advice. After I stop laughing, what to I tell em?

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Thurgreed's post was like the opposite of "My Favorite Things" from the Sound of Music. It's about posters and posting habits that annoy him -- i.e., girly/valley talk, initials, Paigow, fufu, posts about Curb, posts about being on the phone with other posters, misuse of the word irony, you, and me.

I'm tickled.

Wrongo. While I am worshipped by Thurgreed, you guys havent earned his respect yet. I imagine his respect may be earned by either making him

-ROTFLHAO,
-TUAOH,
-you effecitvely put the smack down on him,
public displays of sluttiness in his presence or maybe one degree of separation from him (ie you bang Less and Less relays impressive details) ,
-or proof of an interracial relationship.

Now, I have done the first three and the last one. Plus I periodically profess my love for James Blake, who is Halle Berry black. I suspect you guys havent done any of these yet though I cannot be certain. Therefore, he was mocking you guys in a way you wouldnt quite get- he was basically saying you were doing my I heart Larry thing. Meaning, 1) paigow has already been there and beat it to death and 2) you havent been around long enough to know this and/0r 3) you have no sense of what is dead horse or at least staked out territory that cannot be done in a more enterataining manner than it has already been done, and thus, will bore him. Also, he was mocking your longuylandish "like totally, he is the best" language, which is basically the equivalent of a LOL bc it really adds nothing to the board (for TM of course).

Any questions?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
From Naked Air's FAQ
"If you have ever been to a nudist or naturist resort or gathering, you would know that the one item that you are to have with you at all times, is a towel to sit on. This flight is no different. We are going to provide special commemorative towels for you to use for that purpose, We require those towels (or your own towel) to be used at all times. "

I am sorry that I clicked on the photos. I should have known that there would be ski-jump boobies and at least one totally fucking hairy guy.

After going back to look at the pictures, I remembered that there really isn't much space between rows on planes. And the thought of having bare, fat ass in my face every fifteen minutes because I got stuck in the aisle seat in the row of the small bladder jerkoffs who have to get up and pee as much as possible is enough to make me tuaom.

TM

[bilmore]

Originally posted by leagleaze
It should yes. I'll take a look at it for you though. Do you have any PMs you are saving? I can reset your box for you, but the only way I can do that is to empty it. I can't read your PMs so I can't selectively remove things for you.

If you blow through these posts too quickly, you end up wondering just how fringey's PMS has become a topic of conversation, and then you get too scared to go back and check.

(Wouldn't it be fun to secretly slip a porno movie into the flight player on the all-nude airlines? Picture all these old guys quickly asking for another towel.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I have a dilemma. Boss of a very good friend has a kid who wants to go to law school. Has recently graduated from a small college and I think had really good grades.

Kid wants to go to Stanford. They gave kid my phone number and told em to call me for advice. After I stop laughing, what to I tell em?

Send him/her here.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bilmore
If you blow through these posts too quickly, you end up wondering just how fringey's PMS has become a topic of conversation, and then you get too scared to go back and check.

Of all the women on this board, you'd think leagl would have the most invested in reading other women's PMS. Just in self-defense.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by MisterEbola
Its a fangtooth fish - good eatin'.



Not to be confused with anglerfish



Or gulper eels

My kind of people.