Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You are Italian, cutie, you tell me. I am available for mistressing if you are over six feet tall and have the curly black man leg hair under controk. And you leave the short shorts in chicago with Jesus.

Since my image of you is 100% Maude Lebowski, I've already seen you naked.

You mean coitus?

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am flattered by the crush. However, two things:

1. ABBA is all caps. Thank you.
2. I do not have a muff. I have had varying designs over the years (from schoolgirl to two-finger strip to Hitler), but have been sans muff for the past five or so years. Wouldn't want any troubles with the tongue ring getting caught you know.

so it would be safe for me to chew gum then? ABBAtrim?

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
And I already have a premenstrual room, thank you very much.

I'm guessing that's where you keep your entertainment center and your computer.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
so it would be safe for me to chew gum then? ABBAtrim?

:yum:

[idle acts]

Originally posted by leagleaze
The lesbian car of the 90s was the Saab. I'm not really sure what it is now though. Do you know Idle?

Since my my friends all drive convertibles or (gasp!) SUVs, I Googled:

Accordingly to a poll recently conducted by the CarTalk folks, the winner is indeed a Subaru:

http://cartalk.cars.com/About/Gay-Le...ay-chick1.html

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bilmore
I'm guessing that's where you keep your entertainment center and your computer.

It should be obvious to all that with nearly 600 posts, my computer IS my entertainment center.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I cant decide between that Slimfast (oh yes you can can yes you can can) or the one with the Journey song.

If you're in DC, how can you leave off Next Day Blinds? Or Daisy sour cream (what would you do with a dollop?)

Journey just replaced Pink. Never-ending car commercials.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by leagleaze

The lesbian car of the 90s was the Saab.

I drove a Saab all throughout the 90s.....what are you trying to say?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I drove a Saab all throughout the 90s.....what are you trying to say?

Are you still shaving your legs? NTTAWWT.

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
If you're in DC, how can you leave off Next Day Blinds? Or Daisy sour cream (what would you do with a dollop?)

Journey just replaced Pink. Never-ending car commercials.

I dont think I know Next Day Blinds, but it cannot be worse than, Oh yes you can can yes you can can. (with the background vibrato lady building up to a cresendo). It is on during BB4 constnatly. That sour cream one is bad though.

I havent heard Pink lately. Did she rape someone and lose her Jack La Lanne endorsement (please)?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by idle acts
Since my my friends all drive convertibles or (gasp!) SUVs, I Googled:

Accordingly to a poll recently conducted by the CarTalk folks, the winner is indeed a Subaru:

http://cartalk.cars.com/About/Gay-Le...ay-chick1.html

My girlfriend just got a Subaru Outback. I wonder if I'll get to watch?

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I cant decide between that Slimfast (oh yes you can can yes you can can) or the one with the Journey song. They almost make me want to get Tivo except that would mean I wuld be a ultra tv watching sloth (natch, francis)

Fox Sports World has some annoying mini-infomercials. There's the Leptoprim (sp?) diet pill - "When is a diet pill worth $153 per bottle?", and the variety of Viagra-like all natural herbal supplements for men and women, shipped in plain brown wrappers of course.

Regarding car commercials, I find the Cadillac Escalade commercials particularly irritating. They're obnoxious.

Here in Bean-town we have some very annoying local commercials. The best/worst is for Dean's Home Furnishings, "I doubt it."

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Are you still shaving your legs? NTTAWWT.

Given that (a) I wear a manskirt now and secondly, that I won't rest until I have completed a comeback to outdo Jordan's and put the smack down on all the Penske-hatin' trash talkers from coast to coast and at all points in between, I answer your question with a question, what do you think?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
There's the Leptoprim (sp?) diet pill - "When is a diet pill worth $153 per bottle?"

"I'm going to frame these pants and hang them on my wall. I am!!"

I really hate that guy.

[W.W.L.D.]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Oh, go drive your SUV over your kid's best friend (remember to reverse over and back -- see Houston dentist's wife for technique) and shut the fuck up yourself. And I already have a premenstrual room, thank you very much.

Does everything have to be about Clara L. Harris?