Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[idle acts]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
And another thing...what is it with people sleeping with their dogs? Do people not remember that dogs stand in their pee, or at least walk through it - and they don't shake it off, or wipe, so that crap is still on them and then they roll around on your bedspread. Is that sanitary?

I will sleep with my dog any time over eating or sleeping at the homes of people who allow their litter box residue laden cats to walk all over their kitchen counter, table, and ever other available surface. Squicks me out just thinking about it.

[W.W.L.D.]

Originally posted by mmm3587

have you ever heard of someone getting sick from dog urine?

No, but with cats we all, especially pregnant women, need to be aware of the dangers of Toxoplasmosis.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
See Sid - we're right on this.

I guess you gotta prove it.
Funny how every guy who wants you to swallow isn't interested in kissing you right after. How can you say "it's not because I am afraid it will taste bad and then I will have to stop pestering you to guzzle it but rather because it is weird to eat your own bodily fluids" when most men have, at one time or another, eaten, among other things, their own boogers and/or scabs?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by idle acts
I will sleep with my dog any time

A new FB low (no offense, RP).

[Seven of Nine]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am considenig offering a BJ with swallow to any man who can have at least three women testify that his splooge is "sweet and creamy".

Would sock puppets count?

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
when most men have, at one time or another, eaten, among other things, their own boogers and/or scabs?

WTF? I repeat, WTF?

This will go without the requisite NTTAWWT because there is most assuredly something WWT.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by idle acts
I will sleep with my dog any time over eating or sleeping at the homes of people who allow their litter box residue laden cats to walk all over their kitchen counter, table, and ever other available surface. Squicks me out just thinking about it.

Hey, all six of the litter boxes in my house are cleaned at least once per day. And my little ones stay indoors and thus have less nasties on their "widdle fingers and toes" than you probably do. Leave my pussies out of this.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Funny how every guy who wants you to swallow isn't interested in kissing you right after.

Once again, your experiences do not give you insight into "every guy." I gladly kiss any woman whose just blown me. Just like I've been perfectly happy to go down on a woman who has fucked me.

This same discussion went on on Infirm about 18 months ago, so you can go back and verify that I'm not making it up for this discussion.

But hey -- who am I to question a woman who has to threaten to maim her husband, instead of just asking him not to do something she dislikes?

[dtb]

Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
Of course, uric acid also causes gout.

I had a very painful left toe a few weeks ago, and was convinced I had gout. What disturbed me the most about this was that the name of the malady is so unmelodious. It sounds disgusting, even though it's not really all that disgusting (compared to other diseases, that is...)

Turns out, I don't have gout (my doctor said if I really had gout, I wouldn't be able to wear my shoes because it woud be so painful.) The pain has gone away now, so whatever it was, I don't have it anymore.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
My list had a theme. You will note that I specified sex with your current squeeze. Jumping up and washing after sex that does not involve either Slot C or what I will from this point on call the Thurgreed treatment is not sexy.

Well, we still do it Thrasher's-Fan-style, too. And is the Thurgreed treatment her Tab D in my Slot C? That doesn't involve my hands.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by mmm3587
Pick up after my dog? Why would I pick that up?

It's people like you what cause unrest.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
But hey -- who am I to question a woman who has to threaten to maim her husband, instead of just asking him not to do something she dislikes?

Just the fact that I have to say "get off it already, it was a joke" makes me think that you know it was and are just trying to be a pain in my ass which won't work because I won't let it.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by dtb
I had a very painful left toe a few weeks ago, and was convinced I had gout. What disturbed me the most about this was that the name of the malady is so unmelodious. It sounds disgusting, even though it's not really all that disgusting (compared to other diseases, that is...)

I think if you have gout, you have to say "I have the gout," to get the full effect.

Edited to remove random insult of bilmore.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
If boredome and grossouts both warrant a new thread, we will have a board on the merits of Blackberrys and the proper etiquette for thme, red velvet wedding cakes, wehther Lance Armstrong is indeed a prick. and the ultimate nadir, mushroom or tomato soup, as well as a thread for corn. What will be left here? Pictures of Halle Berry and random insults of bilmore and Purse Junkioe?

Hey Paigow: I love you dearly, but fuck you and your family.

Smooches.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
A new FB low (no offense, RP).

I was going to invite Idle Acts to sleep at my house (she sounds hot, and I am in an adventurous mood and wonder whether she feels like playing teacher), but I do have a cat and cannot always control where he walks. Only the dogs get to sleep on the bed, however.