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08-29-2003, 04:03 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
That would depend on such a picture existing.

It's like Rock said last night about Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri: "She's a 10 and he's a 4. That means I had a shot."

I think that is half of what is making me feel sick. The other half being that his probalby huge, thick, beautiful penis has been dipped in the equivalent of a sewage drain in Newark and I dont know if I want that in me.

greatwhitenorthchick · 08-29-2003, 04:05 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
She looks like Allison from BB4. With some serious saggy tits. She might rethink the no bra situation. She is completely average looking. You think she is hot?

I do not think she is hot, fwiw. I think she is trashy looking. (Although, to be truthful, if I were a guy I would want to have sex with her once at least).

I sympathize with you because I can 100% relate on the Dr Noah Drake thing.

08-29-2003, 04:06 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Yeah. Something huge.

So I walked into that. Thanks. Bitch.

Leagle - I am into sleeping and billing and puking occasionally. Can you work with that? I'll try to find something this weekend, but I'm technologically challenged, so expect a whiny PM from me begging for help.

-TL

ABBAKiss · 08-29-2003, 04:07 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
Classy being relative.

http://images.google.com/images?hl=e...22&sa=N&tab=wi

Who told her that super ultra low rise pants look good on someone with a boyish figure like hers? Yuck.

Also, that eyeliner is obnoxious. The Carson Daly Roast with the Tara Reid impersonator was pretty funny.

notcasesensitive · 08-29-2003, 04:07 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I think that is half of what is making me feel sick. The other half being that his probalby huge, thick, beautiful penis has been dipped in the equivalent of a sewage drain in Newark and I dont know if I want that in me.

Thanks, Paigs, I will carry that mental image with me for some time to come...

evenodds · 08-29-2003, 04:08 PM

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Originally posted by TexLex
So I walked into that. Thanks. Bitch.

Leagle - I am into sleeping and billing and puking occasionally. Can you work with that? I'll try to find something this weekend, but I'm technologically challenged, so expect a whiny PM from me begging for help.

-TL

This is my suggestion:

08-29-2003, 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
She probably just meant that hair color isn't something that people generally comment on.

Why am I being pleasant on a Friday?

Because Bilmore and GWNC beat you to the meany comments? But you're my new best friend now. Like it or not. Can I call you George?

-TL

mmm3587 · 08-29-2003, 04:09 PM

Tara Reid falls into a very common class of Hollywood women: somewhat pretty looking, decent body, but gets her hair and makeup done all the time and a bunch of nice clothes, so she looks pretty good. Of course she is vapid and has a terrible personality and is positively C-list, but it's not like she's the dog some of you are making her out to be.

If paigow really looks that much better than her, I think I need to make a major last ditch effort to get admitted to the BB[1] and badger Paigs to put some pictures up. Or, since that's unlikely to happen, maybe I should just pm paigow pictures of my pecker[2] and try to get her to reciprocate.

[1] Breasticle Board

[2] Which I think is pretty nice, but I am no Greek tennis god.

bilmore · 08-29-2003, 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by TexLex
So I walked into that. Thanks. Bitch.

It was just . . . there. What could I do?

08-29-2003, 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
Tara Reid falls into a very common class of Hollywood women: somewhat pretty looking, decent body, but gets her hair and makeup done all the time and a bunch of nice clothes, so she looks pretty good. Of course she is vapid and has a terrible personality and is positively C-list, but it's not like she's the dog some of you are making her out to be.

If paigow really looks that much better than her, I think I need to make a major last ditch effort to get admitted to the BB[1] and badger Paigs to put some pictures up. Or, since that's unlikely to happen, maybe I should just pm paigow pictures of my pecker[2] and try to get her to reciprocate.

[1] Breasticle Board

[2] Which I think is pretty nice, but I am no Greek tennis god.

I dont have a pecker. And while I would say I am defintely better than Tara Reid in the face and body, and I think Coltrane would agree (right darlin?), that is not saying I necessarily am the female equivalent of a Greek Tennis God. Though, Your Mileage May Vary

notcasesensitive · 08-29-2003, 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
Or, since that's unlikely to happen, maybe I should just pm paigow pictures of my pecker[2] and try to get her to reciprocate.

Who says "pecker"? Is it pickled?*

*Note: Do not mistake this derision for an attempt to flirt. You would know if I was flirting with you. I am not. Nor do I wish to see your pickled pecker.

ltl/fb · 08-29-2003, 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by TexLex
you're my new best friend now. Like it or not. Can I call you George?

I felt pity for your obvious misery. Though you did get and have stayed pregnant on purpose, so it's kinda your own damn fault. I'll be really really snarky and mean later on.

You can call me whatever you want, but I might forget that that's my "name" and fail to respond.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 08-29-2003, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I dont have a pecker. And while I would say I am defintely better than Tara Reid in the face and body, and I think Coltrane would agree (right darlin?), that is not saying I necessarily am the female equivalent of a Greek Tennis God. Though, Your Mileage May Vary

Agreed. The last time I fucked Tera it was terrible.

I really wanted to write that I would still dip my penis into Tera's sewage, but it just doesn't seem right...

greatwhitenorthchick · 08-29-2003, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Who says "pecker"?

John Waters.

And there was this movie a long time ago with Sean Young and Ted McGinley called "Young Doctors in Love" and they called their kid "Peckerhead".

Those are the only two places I could think of off the top of my head where "pecker" is used.

NotFromHere · 08-29-2003, 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Why do you have that picture as your avatar? Is that your dog?

No. I don't have a dog. I wish I did, but I work too many hours to have a puppy that won't feel like it's been orphaned.

I was tired of the "gay" rhetoric surrounding my "hot" Bret Boone avatar and was cruising through my choices and this one caught my eye. I figured no one would flame a cute puppy - I could be proven wrong.

It'll change again, I can guarantee it because this one's too cutesy.