Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Massholes are those crazy people you see driving on the rotaries.

Well, at least the driving rules are spot on:

Excerpts:

-- Never get in the way of a car that needs extensive bodywork.

-- Double-park in the North End of Boston and South Boston, unless triple-parking is available.

-- Making eye contact revokes your right of way.

-- Whenever possible, stop in the middle of a crosswalk to ensure inconveniencing as many pedestrians as possible. And if a pedestrian ahead of you steps into the road, speed up loudly and chase them up on the curb. Pedestrians have no rights.

-- When making a left turn at an intersection with a red light, glare at the oncoming drivers, inch your way into the intersection, and floor it when the green light from the other direction turns yellow.