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Originally posted by purse junkie
Jesus PLF take a day off from work will ya? I never, ever talk about anything too personal or explicit (at all) in a work-related situation, and would never get a buzz on in front of a client, but I don't think you have to have no sense of humor and be a complete tool to be a good lawyer. It's after work, or we're taking a ten-minute break; shut the hell up about the latest ERISA changes and tell me about your plans for your boat this summer. Or a book you've read. Or something that indicates you've got a goddamn soul, because frankly you are not going to find it imbedded in the U.S.C.A and I cannot do business with someone who has no life!
Edited to say that if you're joking, you're hired. Now fetch me some cocktail peanuts, boy.
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I am always, always amazed at the level of not getting it on this board. Some posters take some people so literally. Its called "satire". No wonder my genius is so misunderstood. SD, Abba and PJ all missed that this was pure satire and could be nothing else. The fact that SD felt the post was ambiguous says to me he is less of a renegade cat who happens to lawyer than a lawyer who wishes he was a renegade cat. I am gonna start calling you Hunter S. Easterbrook or Raouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul Rehnquist. Lets face it man, you lawyer bc you need the bucks to support your chick slash wife, which is why so many of you cats lawyer, now isnt it?