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Originally posted by paigowprincess
A chipotle burrito is half the length but probably a little bigger in girth. The girth doesnt make up for the difference in length. I can barely finish a Baja burrito and am food comaed when I do. I can easily finish a Chipotle burrito and have room for dessert. Trust me on the size thing- I am an expert on burritos (not the Lorenzo Lamas burrito as euphemism but burrito=burritos).
WHat is with you and checking websites for calories? Are you motherjumpin huge? For some reason, hearing a guy count calories really turns me off. Though its totally annoying in a chick as well, when a guy does it, its sort of the equivalent of him highlighting his hair.
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Paigow,
Is it bad for a guy to not eat bread and cake? I won't touch either because (a) I don't like either and (b) what's the use of empty calories? I also refuse to eat ice cream and usually avoid egg yolks, mayonaisse and fatty salad dressing despite having no history of heart disease in my family. My wife calls me a fag for eating like this, but the way I see it, being extra healthy with my diet allows me to drink twice as many drinks as the normal guy and inhale smoke and lots of red meat without fear. I've been on a sort of modified Atkins diet for the past decade.
Where do chicks get the notion that real men have to eat like shit? I don't like to work at my job and have a rotten attitude. If I get fat and my energy and my looks go, I got nothin' else. Fuck, its gets harder and harder every day to get by on packaging over substance - I can't fucking afford to get fat and ugly.
S(So if I threw away the bun on my cheeseburger you'd think me a pansy?)D
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