3 for 5 might be a good night in MLB
But not in prognostacating the results of American Juniors. Especially when two of them were capital-L Locks. But congrats to the five girls who made it through to the finals of AJ. The moral of the story is: white male children have no place in a kids' group. I predict that the band will consist of A.J. Melendez, Tori and Taylor Thompson, Catelyn Tarver and little Danielle whats-her-name. Which would make for a pretty strange dynamic indeed. Is AJ going to front the band, with his four bitches in back? I assumed they'd do something to guarantee a 2-3 split, but I have my serious doubts that either of the two male african-american children will get there. Especially the one who's gayer than gay. (not because he's gay, but because he's not that good a singer).
That said, I am shocked, SHOCKED, that heartthrob Canyon Grove is out. My theory of who is watching and voting (girls aged 8-14) seems to be right, as 5 girls advanced. The fact that these girls didn't heart Canyon surprises the fuck out of me. I guess I'm not in touch with my inner tweener chick.
Of course, I watched it on TiVo because I was at the LA opening night of "Gigantic, a Tale of Two Johns." A dorkier LA crowd you'd be hard pressed to find. Great movie for TMBG fans, less great for those who don't like the band, I suspect.
Oh and Paigow, please edit your signature? Please?
Thank you.
Str8.
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