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Originally posted by tax_hottie
Has anyone else had the misfortune of wearing shoes that make an embarrassing farting noise with every step? I can make it stop if I change my stride and walk really funny, but that's another problem all together. These shoes are of the open-toed, close-heeled variet. What is a girl to do?
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Fart loudly and frequently, and no one will suspect the shoes.
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