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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
edited to note that I couldn't think of anything to rhyme with Heat Miser so ... oh well..
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Obviously, the she who is the heat miser
need no lessons from the ex-punk, neo-Kaiser
who drinks only Ice Budweiser
but for whom a six-pack is not a paralyzer
although legally drunk by the Breathalyzer
she still won't the anal sex a-try her
nor is she a lesbian womanizer
I think she's a commie symphasizer
who needs someone to hog-ties her
and ass-fuck* her with the hubby none the wiser
*aka the anal hate fuck, aka the despise her