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Old 07-31-2003, 01:46 PM   #11
Atticus Grinch
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Gay marriage and the Pope

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I read somewhere that a lot of the sexual mores in the bible were really codes regarding property and misunderstandings about the science of procreation.
Student: Rabbi, can a woman bear a child after her husband has knowledge of her anus?

Rabbi: Of course it is so. Where else would Pharisees come from?

[Klezmer music.]

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With regardi to procreation, I think--and another pedantic person can correct me if I'm totally off on this-- the understanding at the time was that semen contained the whole of nascent life -- the woman is just incubating space (and property). Hence the spilling of semen for any non-procreative purpose -- in coitus interruptus, male homosexual acts or male masturbation -- was considered tantamount to abortion or murder. Every sperm is sacred, and so forth. If the point of life was to have as many kids as possible, incentives to directing your sperm to the proper recepticle had to be developed.
[PEDANTIC]This thesis is supported by the fact that several schools of Jewish ethics permit birth control to be undertaken by a woman, but not by a man. A woman may do everything in her power to avoid pregnancy, so long as the man does everything in his power to impregnate the woman. Hilarity ensues![/PEDANTIC]
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