How Would Jesus Watch on TV?
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
You are Italian, cutie, you tell me. I am available for mistressing if you are over six feet tall and have the curly black man leg hair under controk. And you leave the short shorts in chicago with Jesus.
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Since my image of you is 100% Maude Lebowski, I've already seen you naked.
You mean coitus?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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