Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[SlaveNoMore]

1) If you go to the airport, carry over $100 on you lest the FUCKING POWER GRID goes out and you have no money:

2) See 1, repeat;

3) Call local hotels immediately, even if they don't cancel flight, so you don't end up sleeping on either (a) floor of conference room of (b) cot for $50 with shared group of wierdos;

4) Do not trust Airline 1-800 numbers to do jack shit in a crisis, as they will (a) tell you to go to airport for flight in one hour and (b) arrive at airport and be told (i) all flights are still cancelled and (ii) call said 1-800 number for info. [Telling clerk that said number is giving contradictory information, following argument, and the predictable "you are a fucking asshole" proves not productive];

5) Cops will still bust your stones, even in blackout, for no reason - fuck em';

6) Don't go up 29 flights of stairs with a waxy candle.

not7y(battered, broken, and missed his beach vacay dammit)S